M is for Magazines I read the dirty kind
A is for Afro which the girls don’t seem to mind
T is for Twenty but I’ll soon be Twenty-One
T is for Trashed how I’ll be when that day comes
H is for Head and mines shaped like a flower pot
E is for Eyebrow that’s a piercing that I’ve got
W is for Winking which I really like to do

M is for My Minimouth it makes it hard to chew
C is for Cell Phone, makes me lose my sanity
C is for Condom Tester, I’m on varsity!
A is for Arm, my twin brother don’t have that
R is for Rappin which I’m not all that good at
T is for Thinkin’, it’s the song I wrote it’s good
H is for Hungry, hurry up bitch make some food
Y is for Yes.