Be unique, be different, say yes....
Nice legs...what time do they open?
F**k me if I'm wrong when I say you wanna kiss me.
You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me.
Hello, I'm a thief and I'm here to steal your heart.
Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
Is that windex or can I see myself inside your pants?
Like Motel 6...I'll leave a light on for you.
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
The only place I want to go is south of the border.
Hey baby.....can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose?
Girl, if you were a porch I'd take out all the nails and screw ya.
The word today is "Legs"...Spread the word.
I'm having a party in my pants....wanna come?
Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
