21 Ways to get Backstage at an NSync Concert
1. Buy some of those fakie Backstage passes from your local mall and walk back like youre supposed to be there If you have any other things to get into an *N Sync concert, please send them into me! Thanks! :)
2. Dress up like a pug and tell them you're a friend of Busta's
3. Tell the security guards that Joey is the father of your baby and you have collect child support
4. Tell them that Steve gave you herpes and you have to make sure he gets treated
5. Dress up like Superman and tell them that you need to see Joey right away
6. Tell them you're Justin's fro-stylist
7. Bring a big bag of drugs and wave @ JC until he notices you and lets you back
8. Dress up like Britney
9. Dress up like Toby the horse... Lance will let you back
10. Tap the security guard on the shoulder and say, "Is Justin supposed to be getting his clothes ripped off by those girls?" When they look, run backstage
11. Dress up like a roadie
12. Tell them that Chris is your dad
13. Jump over the fence ;)
14. Tell them that you're here to repair Steven's camera
15. Dress up like a ho and tell them that you're the opening act
16. Wear a low cut shirt (this only works if there are MALE security guards)
17. Act like you're gonna faint and when the security guards come over to you, jump up and run backstage
18. Tell Lance you're the mayor of Mississippi
19. BRIBERY!
20. Hang on to the back of the bus
21. Get there 2 days early and hide inside the arena
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