WHAT YOU'LL NEED:
Cut the Soda Bottle in half. Fit the Bottom end inside the
top half. Take the cap and drill a hole in the top. Fit the stem
through the cap and seal in place with caulk or chewing gum. Screw
cap back into bottle.
HOW IT WORKS:
This bong works on suction not gravity. But if you haven't been
going to classes much you might not know that! Start by compressing
the two halves of the bottle together. Then load the bowl.
NOTE:
If you load the bowl during the compression stage the pot will
fly out!!!! Light the dope and pull the two halves apart.
This will cause the bottle to fill. NOW... remove the cap, put
your mouth over the mouth of the bottle and compress (slide) the
halves together. This should force a good amount of smoke into
your lungs causing you to pass out on the floor of your dorm.
WHAT YOU'LL NEED:
Cut the Soda Bottle in half. Discard the Bottom end. Take the
cap and drill a hole in the top. Fit the stem through the cap
and seal in place with caulk or chewing gum. Screw cap back into
bottle.
HOW IT WORKS:
This bong also works on suction and not gravity. Gravity and suction
are not the same! Start by filling the bucket with water about
3/4 of the way up. Now push the top half down into the water.
Then load the bowl. NOTE: If you load the bowl during the compression
stage the pot will fly out!!! NOW- Light the dope and
pull the top half up - but not OUT of the water. This will
cause the bottle to fill with smoke. NOW... remove the cap, put
your mouth over the mouth of the bottle and compress (push) the
top half back down into the water. Smoke should rush into your
lungs, the walls should melt, and you will likely become useless
and believe that suction and gravity are the same.
WHAT YOU'LL NEED:
Drill two holes to fit the clear tubing. Attach hoses. (NOTE: attach as many as you want!) Seal with caulk -let dry overnight. Stick stem through rubber stopper. Fill with water. Place stopper in top. Attach bowl. Destroy lungs!
WHAT YOU'LL NEED (this should be around the house):
Take the Soda bottle. Use pen to make hole in side a 1/3 up from the bottom. remove pen guts (so there is a hollow tube). Push into bottle and seal with chewing gum. Take aluminum foil and form bowl with a hollow stem at least 2 inches long (you want to make sure that doesn't melt the plastic pen tube - plastic fumes can kill you, or at least make you VERY sick. Use the pen to wrap the foil around - that will make sure you can pull air through it. Fill with water so that bottom of pen tube is below water. You now own the cheapest bong known to mankind! NOTE: Beware of lighting your hair on fire when you light this thing!
WHAT YOU'LL NEED:
Attach hose through the top of the cap into the first cylinder
(IMPORTANT: hose end should be ABOVE the water line). The other
end of the hose, which goes in the second cylinder,r should be
submerged under the water. Make sure the cap on the first cylinder
forms a very tight seal!
HOW IT WORKS:
Load the first chamber boiling water and the second chamber with
ice water.
Use normally, like a standard cylinder bong.
WHAT YOU'LL NEED:
HOW IT WORKS:
Assemble via the blueprint, then light up and draw through the
hoses. Not as efficient as the expensive kind but it works.
Now you can act like turban-wearing Opium lord. A good project
for a rainy afternoon.
WHAT YOU'LL NEED:
HOW IT WORKS:
After dinner, when the coals are hot, toss a 1/4 of crappy weed
on the grill and close tight. Inhale at will.
Your friends and you will likely be found dead the next morning.
Please leave a will leaving everything to The Blur of Insanity!
Thank you!
WHAT YOU'LL NEED:
HOW IT WORKS:
We think you can figure it out.
WHAT YOU'LL NEED:
HOW IT WORKS:
Not quite as simple as a standard bong. The carburetor is the
big pipe splitting off at 45°. This allows a LARGE amount
of smoke to blast into your lungs VERY suddenly! The process is
like this.
