From: Matthew T. Duncan To: Subject: Being Alexander McLean Date: Sunday, June 25, 2000 1:17 PM Have you ever wanted to be someone else? What if you could wake up tomorrow and BE another person? Not pretending, but really BEING them. AM Incorporated has acquired the proprietary rights to a special portal which allows you to link to anyone you desire. However, you must pick a ripe Vesselis Humanus, as if you enter during the larval stage, you will be trapped within the vesselis, unable to move, only to see. You can now BE Alexander McLean for our first Vesselis Humanus. Just come by the Littrell-Richardson building on the 7 1/2 floor between 9 PM and 4 AM. Price? Only $200...... To Be Continued..... Matt ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Accurate impartial advice on everything from laptops to table saws. http://click.egroups.com/1/4634/0/_/446071/_/961953473/ ------------------------------------------------------------------------ New contest. Let's get us a snappy new Footer line for the emails! Send your suggestions and quotes!