The next morning when they got up, they decided to go to the beach for the day...
The girls and guys changed into their bathing suits and packed up some stuff...The girls went to the guys' room and went in...
Matt-Okay guys, I'm ready to go...He said wearing a big t-shirt, with a wifebeater underneath...He had on his bathing suit and he was carrying two LARGE bags stuffed with cd's...a cd player...videogames...food...more clothing...soda...TONS of sunscreen...a hat...a visor...a couple pairs of sunglasses...just to name a few things...Not to mention he had green goop on his face from the sun-tan lotion...
Holly-Jeez Matt...Do you think you brought enough stuff?
Just then, Greg, Chris and Frankie all walked in with JUST their bathing suits on from the balcony...
Greg-Hey girls...Matt what the hell is that crap on your face?
Matt-What? I burn easily...It's sun-tan lotion! And you should try wearing some if you don't want to get skin cancer when you get older...
Greg-And get rid of this sexy tan? I think not...
Chris-Besides...me, Greg and Frankie don't burn...we tan!
The girls stand there, not really saying anything, gawking at the 3 shirtless guys...(Hey....who WOULDN'T stare at them...especially if they were shirtless!!! Yum!)
Just then Jesse walks out of the bathroom from doing his hair...
Jesse-Hey girls! Are we ready for the beach?...He looks at Matt...What the hell?
Greg-Don't ask.....
Jesse-Okay, whatever let's go....
The 10 of them all walk down...out of the hotel...across the parking lot to the beach...
Jesse-OoOo look! An ice-cream truck! I want ice-cream!
Matt-I knew I forgot something! Wait Jes, I'm coming with you...The two of them ran off to the ice-cream truck, leaving the other 8 behind...
Frankie-Weird...
When they got their ice-cream, they all found a spot on the beach... All of the guys ran into the ocean, right away...All of the girls layed out on the towels and started working on their tan...
In the ocean...
Chris (Who was trying to show off his swimming techniques) was far out into the ocean, and he shouted to the guys..."Isn't this water great? It's sooo much nicer out here...I'm not in the "knee-deep" section, like all of you little babies...
Matt-Hey! I don't need to be in the knee-deep section...I'm coming out by you...He shouted to Chris...
Greg-Matt...It's rough out there and you're a fragile child...Stay where the life-guards can see you...
Matt-Once again...I'M OLDER THAN YOU!!! And I'm not fragile...I prefer to be called delicate...
Frankie-Shut up Matt!
Matt-I'm just kidding...but I'm going out there...He started to swim away...
Jesse-Um Chris...Isn't it a little dangerous out there? He shouted across the water...
Chris-Dude...I grew up by the ocean...I swam in it every day of my life!
Jesse-Even in the winter?
Frankie-Jesse...He's being sarcastic stupid...
Jesse-Oh...
Matt-Well I grew up by the ocean too and I swim in it every day!
Jesse-We both live in Westchester...There's no ocean there Matt!
Matt-And so there isn't...He shouted swimming out further towards Chris...
Greg-We better keep our eye on Matt...We'll be in trouble if we break him....and besides, we need someone with a high voice for the group...
Frankie-True...
They continued to watch Matt swim, until...
Matt-Woah...Um guys! There's a big ditch right here and I can't touch the floor....AND OH NOOOO A GIANT WAVE IS COMING!!!! HELP!!!
Greg-Uhhh...Do you want to get him or do I have to?
Frankie-Do I have a choice?
Greg-We can always make Jesse go get him...
Frankie-Then we'll lose both of them...
Greg-True...Well I'll get him...I gotta put these HUGE biceps to work...
Frankie-Biceps? What biceps? You mean those little puny things you call arms?
Matt-A LITTLE HELP! He shouts as the water is almost over his head...Chris doesn't notice Matt because he has gone out even further and Jesse is attempting to get Matt, but is not getting very far...
Frankie-Wait wait wait...You NEED abs like these to swim that far against the current!
Greg-Abs???? Yea right...Biceps!
Frankie-Abs!
Greg-Biceps!
Frankie-Abs!
While they continue to argue, Jesse has finally gotten to Matt and the two of them work their way to shore...
Frankie-You know what?? Let's put the abs and the biceps to the test...Let's race and see who can get to Matt first...
Greg-iight...let's go!
They race out to where Matt was standing and they continue to race to Chris...When they get there, they look around but they can't seem to find Matt...
Greg-Yo Chris...Where Matt be at?
Chris-What?
Frankie-What he means is, where's Matt?
Chris-How should I know?
Frankie-Well he was on his way to swim over by you, but he got stuck and he couldn't touch the bottom anymore and stupid Greg thought his "biceps" would beat my abs...Which is completely not true...and
Greg-Wait...where's Jesse?
Chris-He was with you guys?? Wasn't he?
Frankie-Did we lose both of them?
Greg-I hope they didn't drown...That would totally not work out...We'd get yelled at...and there would only be 3 members of Dream Street...and no high voices. And everyone knows 3 person groups don't make it...You need 5 to make a boy band!
And we can't replace them, cause people don't like it when you replace members of a group....That doesn't work...and
Frankie-WILL YOU SHUT UP! There are more important things to think about...
Chris-Yea...like our 3 hot hunnies over there...He says pointing far away on the shore...
Frankie-Wait...they're with guys??
Greg-Who the hell are those dorks? I say we find out...They all start swimming and after a few minutes they get to the sand and they see 2 blonde guys sitting on the sand trying to catch their breaths with the 5 girls around them...
The 3 guys walk up to the girls and see Matt and Jesse on the floor...
Chris-Dude...It's a miracle!
Frankie-You guys aren't dead!
Kristen-But Matt would have been dead if Jesse hadn't saved him...
Matt-(Looks at Jesse and opens up his arms) Jesse...you're my hero! I love you man! He says in a joking way...
Jesse-(Gives Matt a big hug) I love you too man!
The girls-Awwww
Greg-We take it back...They could have drowned...We could have found replacements...
Holly takes a towel and throws it at Greg...
Matt-Sooo...because I know it was soooo important...Which helped you guys "save" me? Biceps or abs? I overheard you guys arguing when I was struggling to stay above water...
Frankie-Abs won!
Greg-Ha...you wish...biceps!
Frankie-Abs!
Greg-Biceps!
Diana-C'mon...Get over it...
They go back to their spot on the beach to hang out for awhile...Frankie wants to be burried under the sand, so the girls begin to make a hole for Frankie to sit in so they can bury him...
Meanwhile, Kerri and Mandy walk onto the beach...
Kerri-Ahh what a beautiful day!
Mandy-Eww...Mandy looks over and sees the guys with the girls...
Kerri-Well well well...Our favorite guys, with our least favorite girls...
Mandy-Should we go over there?
Kerri-No...I have a brilliant idea!
The two of them talk, and they go into the ocean...
Mandy-HeHeHe...THIS is gonna be good...So are we ready?
Kerri-Yea...Go up on the sand and when I give you the sign, go!
Mandy-Okay...
Kerri casually walks into the water, and Mandy walks onto the beach...Kerri gives her the signal and Kerri falls backwords into the water...Mandy runs up by the guys and girls and screams..."Help!!! Oh my god! Kerri's drowning! Someone help her!!!"
The guys look up and see Kerri screaming in the water...
Frankie-Uhhh I'm not getting her...
Greg-Well don't look at me! Jes, wanna get that?
Jesse-Uh-uh nooo way! I saved Matt today...I did my job...
Greg-Well we obviously know Matt can't save her...Chris?
Chris-Nah...I don't feel like it...
Mandy-Well somone has to do something!!!
Back in the water, Kerri was getting tired of pretending to fake drown...
Kerri-Why aren't they saving me??
Frankie-Well someone's gotta get her...
Jesse-I don't gotta get the girl...this time...
Mandy-But it's just a matter of time until she drowns...
Greg-Eh...why don't we all go? We're gonna need some help carrying her...
They all groan and get up...
When they got to the water, the guys walked out by her...
Kerri-HELP! I'M DROWNING!
Greg-We didn't realize that!!! He said sarcastically...
They walk out to get her....as they stop to pick up a few sea-shells...
Jesse-Aw this is a pretty one!
Matt-Yes Jesse...I do believe it is...
Frankie-Okay enough stalling...We better just get her...
The guys all swim out and Matt and Jesse follow behind...
They get her and they all carry her to shore as she pretends not to be awake or breathing...Back on the shore, Mandy is "crying" over Kerri...
Diana-Puhleezeee
Kayla-It's not that big of a deal...
They get Kerri on the sand...
Chris-Dude...I don't think she's breathing?
Frankie-Well her stomach is going up and down?
Jesse-Yea, but her eyes are shut...
Greg-Mannn...we gotta save her or something, cause if we don't, my mom's gonna be really mad that I killed a fan...
Matt-I saw on Baywatch once, they did the whole mouth to mouth...CPR, thing...
Kerri smiles secretly....When just then, a fat old lifeguard comes by Kerri and the group...
Lifeguard-Move aside...CPR is needed...
Greg-She's all yours!
He leans in to give her mouth to mouth when she suddenly opens her eyes...
Kerri-Ewww get off of me!
Kelli-Ew you faker!!
Holly-Frrr eakkkk!
Chris-You made us get up for that??? ANDDD you were joking? That's the last time I save any lives...
They all sigh and walk away...
Mandy-Hmm...that worked well...
Kerri-Uhh! That was the most humiliating thing that has ever happened to me...besides my encounter with Preparation H....
Mandy-Huh?
Kerri-Uh nothing...I think we should go back up to the hotel and watch "Almost Famous"...I need something to cheer me up...
The 2 of them walk back to their hotel room and watch their favorite movie...
Back on the beach, everyone was hanging out and Greg was sleeping on a towel...snoring of course....
Holly-Doesn't it suck that school starts in less than 2 weeks?
Kelli-Yea as soon as we get back from this trip, we're gonna have to get ready for school....
Chris-Uh-oh...I kinda forgot to start my summer reading project..Oh well...I'll just buy some off of Matt...He does extra ones...just in case...
Matt-Okay..but it's gonna cost you...What exactly are you looking for?
Chris-Hmmm...It has to be...fiction....it has to be a mystery story...at least 200 pages so the teacher thinks I did extra work...and I need a good grade and that's pretty much it.
Matt-Hmmm okay...So you want a fiction mystery...200 pages and you need a good grade? Well I charge $60 for A's...$45 for B's...$30 for C's...and $20 for D's...Which one did you have in mind?
Chris opens up his wallet...
Chris-I only have $32 dollars...He whines...
Matt-Well then it looks like you'll be getting a C...
Chris-I have thirty-TWO dollars....
Matt-Two extra dollars?? Eh...I'll make it a C+...Happy?
Chris-A C+....Damn...I haven't gotten one of those in awhile! I'll take it! Nice doing business with you Matty Boy!
They shake hands...
Matt-No problemo!
All of the girls look at Matt....
Diana-Um Matt...
Kelli-Do you think...
Kristen-You could...umm
Kayla-What they're trying to say is...
Holly-Uhh...Matt we need 5 more book reports all A's by next week...
Diana-Realll smooth Holly...You stalled wayyyy too much...
Matt-Sure ladies...but its gonna cost ya...
Kristen-How much?? She says while they all take out their money...
Matt-Who said anything about money?
Frankie-Eww MATT?!?!?!?!
Jesse-Huh?? What are you talking about...You can only pay in money...Wait...I'm confused...
Matt-(Thinks about what Frankie said for a minute) No no no...(He laughs) I didn't mean it like THAT...Or did I...Haha...
Jesse-What?? (He thinks for awhile) Oh...OoOoOoO...I think I get it...Ewww Matt! How could you take advantage of them like that?? I'll do their book reports and they can "pay" me!! O yeah!!
Frankie-JESSE!!!
Jesse-What?? He says while laughing...I'm just joking around...
Matt-Uh...You guys are so stupid...I meant...They could pay me back by...Being my slaves...
The girls-What???
Jesse-(Starts singing) "Imma slaveeeeee for youuuu...I cannot hold it I cannot control it...I'm a slaaaaaaaaaaave for you...I won't deny it, I'm not tryin to hide it...
Everyone starts staring at Jesse as he starts to dance...
"Baby, Don't You wanna dance up on me...to another time and place...Baby, Don't You wanna dance up on me...Leaving behind my name and age..."
While Greg is sleeping the group hears him mumble..."I want Britney to dance up on ME...Yeaaaa."
Holly throws another towel at the sleeping Greg...It doesn't even wake him up...
Chris stands up to tell Jesse to stop singing and dancing and Jesse grabs Chris and starts dancing with him...
Chris-Dude...STOP! People are staring!
Kristen-Yea Jesse...let go of my man...But actually...You two look cute together...Okay...Jesse I'll "sacrifice" Chris for you...Oh how hard that is going to be...She says sarcastically.
Chris-No actually it's okay...I rather not have Jesse...No one deserves that...
Jesse-Hey!!
Chris-But um dude...can you PLEASE stop dancing with me??
Jesse-Nope...He says while singing and swinging Chris around...
Chris elbows him in the stomach and Jesse manages to sputtter out "Okay...I'm done."
Matt-Nooo..What I meant by "slaves" is that whatever Matt wants...He gets...
Chris-Yo dude...That's just wrong...
Matt-You guys have the sickest minds...Let me clarify myself...Ehm...If Matt wants a soda...he gets a soda...If Matt's back hurts...he gets a massage...If Matt's cheeks and lips are feeling lonely...Matt gets kisses...
Frankie-BUT only Kelli kisses him on the lips...
Kelli-Ewww do I have to??
Matt looks sad..."You don't have to..."
Kelli-Jeez Matt...Cheer up...I'm just joking...goodness...She says giving him a light punch on the shoulder...
Matt-Owww!
They all start laughing at Matt who is holding his shoulder...
As they discuss their "deal" a little more...a seagull happens to fly by...It flys around the group and does a U-turn in the air to land right on Greg's chest...The others are talking and don't realize there is a seagull on Greg...Kristen turns around for a second and sees the HUGE seagull walking up to Greg's face nipping at Greg's bottom lip...
Kristen-(Bursts out laughing) Um guys...is there something on Greg or is it just me?
They all stop talking...turn and see the seagull on Greg...
Kristen-Okay...this IS a kodac moment...Camera please?
Frankie hands her the camera and she snaps away...
Matt-Should we wake him up?
Holly-No! Haha...this is funny! But don't scare the seagull...With Greg's luck, it'll crap on him...And if he gets crapped on...you KNOW he's gonna be pissy the rest of the trip...
Just then...Jesse feels the need to "CAAAAAAAA" at the seagull." The seagull tilts his head at Jesse...and "CAAAAAAAA's back."
Jesse-OO...I can play this game! He looks at the seagull and "CAAAAAAAAAAAs" even louder and everyone on the beach is staring at the group...After Jesse's last CAAAAAAAAAA the seagull gets scared and flies away...but not without crapping all over Greg's face...
Jesse-Hahahaha....Look guys!
Everyone looks at Greg and they see the crap all over his face running down his neck and onto his chest...(Yes we know...nasty!) Greg is still sleeping peacefully and doesn't notice a thing...
The group laugh for a few minutes...
Diana-We better clean this stuff off of him before he wakes up...
Chris-Oooh dude...If he wakes up...to THAT on his face...he's gonna be Grouchy Greg the rest of the trip...
Matt-Jesse...maybe you should go buy some water at the snack stand over there...
Jesse-Oh no it's okay Matt...I'm not thirsty, but thanks for asking!
Frankie-Uh...NO stupid...He means water to get the crap off of Greg...
Jesse thinks for a minute..."OoOOOOhhh! Well why didn't ya say so?"
Chris rolls his eyes at Jesse....
Chris-Well dude....what are you waiting for? Go get it...
Jesse runs over to the snack stand and buys a gigantic bottle of cold water...
Back at the towels, the girls are getting out paper towels so they can put the water onto the paper towels and clean up Greg before he realized what happened...Kristen is snapping away at Greg with her camera...And Frankie, Chris and Matt are looking at Greg, trying not to laugh...
Jesse finally runs back to the towel with the water...Jesse runs up to Greg...spins off the top of the water bottle and spills out the entire bottle of the freezing water all over Greg...
Chris-WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?????
Greg shoots up into the air...water running down his face as he looks around, clueless as to what had just happened...
Jesse-What'd I do? I cleaned it off like you guys said...
Matt-WE MEANT TAKE THE WATER AND POUR IT ON A PAPER TOWEL AND CLEAN HIM....NOT DRENCH HIM WITH THE WHOLE WATER BOTTLE!
Frankie is just sitting down...shaking his head with his hands holding his head...
Greg-What the hell happened? Why was Jesse pouring water on me?
Holly-Um Greg...Look down...
Greg looks down to see seagull "remains" all over his chest...
Greg-Ewww Jesse crapped on me??
Jesse-What??? No I didn't...The seagull did and I was just trying to help you get it off!
Greg is getting very mad and the group can see it...
Kelli-Maybe we should all go back up to the rooms?
Greg-No its okay...You guys can stay here...I'm going to go back to the room and change...He said trying not to yell...
Holly-Well I'll come with you...To keep you company and I want to go get some more magazines from my room anyway...
Holly and Greg start walking up by the rooms leavng the others behind..
Holly and Greg are on their way up to the room...When they get to the room...Greg takes a shower while Holly gets her magazines from across the hall. When Holly comes back, Greg is just getting out of the shower...
Holly-Awww you look so cute with your hair all wet!
Greg-I look cute allllll the time baby!
Holly-Eh...I guess you're right!
Greg-Aww come to Greggy! He says putting out his arms...
Holly runs up to give Greg a hug and Greg wobbles and falls onto the bed with Holly.... (*NOTE* They are NOT "doing it" but to outside people it may look that way)
Holly-Oopsie!
They start kissing...
In the meantime, out on the beach, Daniella (Greg's little sister) is on her way to Chris to ask for the guys room key, so she can get her magazines from Greg's bag...Chris gives her the key and on Daniella's way to the hotel room, she runs into Kerri...
Kerri-Oh hi cutie! Where ya goin?
Daniella-Uh-oh...Greg told me to stay away from you...
Kerri-Ohhh he's juss jokin with ya!
Daniella-No, he's pretty serious!
Kerri-(Laughs) So...where ya headed?
Daniella-The guys' room...I need to get my magazines out of Greg's bag...
Kerri-Oh well you shouldn't walk across that busy street all by yourself...
Daniella-Um, I don't have to cross any streets...
Kerri-Oh well...I'll come with you anyway...We don't want you walking through that scary hotel by yourself...
Daniella-Um okay, whatever....
They start walking up to the room...
In the guys' room, Greg and Holly are kissing...
Kerri and Daniella are about to walk into the room...
Kerri-So we'll just get these magazines and we'll go back downstairs...No rumaging through the guys' stuff....
Daniella-Why would I want to go through their stuff?
Kerri-Oh well I don't want to...I was just making sure you weren't gonna...
She says as she opens up the door and barges in to find Greg and Holly making out...Greg sees his little sister and he immediately pushes Holly off the bed....
Greg-Uhhh...so Holly? Did you find what you were looking for on the floor?
Holly-Umm no, not yet...
Kerri who understood what just happened freaks out and puts her hands over her and Daniella's eyes...
Kerri-Ohh my....Oh no! Lordy my! Oh jeez! OMG! This is too much...(She gulps)
Greg-What are you doig in my room? Daniella, I thought I told you not to talk to her?
Daniella-She followed me! I couldn't do anything!
Kerri-Well well well well well! What are YOU doing in your room?
Greg-It's MY room!!!
Daniella skips over to Greg's bag...
Kerri-Daniella, doesn't this disturb you the least bit?
Daniella-This?? Noooo...I've walked in on Greg and other girls thousands of times!
Holly-(Looks at Greg) What?
Greg-Daniella!!!!!!!!! No comment!
Kerri-Uh! This is tooo much for my precious ears!!!! This has been an overly emotionally draining experience! Daniella....let's go! Daniella grabs the whole stack of magazines and leaves the room...
Greg looks down on the floor..."Holly are you okay? I didn't mean to push you!"
Holly-I don't know! Why don't you tell me about those OTHER girls?
Greg-Heheh...um let's not talk about that now. The others are probably waiting for us...Let's go...
Kerri and Daniella are outside walking on the beach. Daniella picks up one of the magazines in the stack and looks at it with a funny face...
Daniella-Ewwie! This isn't my magazine...What IS this yucky stuff?
Kerri looks at the magazine cover and sees the title "PLAY BOY" (NOTE...We are NOT saying that Greg looks at PLAY BOY...Just an idea we had...Continue reading...)
Kerri-Oh my! This better not be your magazine Daniella!
Daniella-I told you...It's not! But it WAS in Greg's bag...
Kerri-Ohhhh...This is wayyy to much for me to take in one day! Just as she has the "PLAY BOY" magazine open, with her mouth open in shock, Chris walks by to get a drink from the snackstand...
Chris-What theee hell??? Um...Kerri...Eww nasty! Chris walks away...
Kerri-Noo...You don't get it....It's not mine...Swear! It's uhh...Well you see....IT'S DANIELLA'S!!!
Daniella-Uh! It's NOT mine!!! She says...kicking Kerri in the shin and running away...
Kerri flops into the sand, with the magazine on top of her...
Kerri-(Talking to herself) Remind me...WHY do I like Dream Street??? There are Hanson, Backstreet Boys, NSYNC, O-town...All of them would appreciate a good fan like me!
Back on the beach, Greg and Holly have just returned...Within a half hour, everyone except Matt and Jesse, who were playing in the sand, were asleep...
Jesse-We need some more water for our sandcastle moat (The whole little river thingy around a castle) I'll go get some...
Matt-Okay! I'm gonna work on the sides of the castle now!
Jesse takes a big pail and runs over to the ocean...By accident his pail gets flung into the ocean, and he runs after it...He is walking in the knee-deep water, when he steps on a rather large crab that bites and grabs onto his big toe...
Jesse-Owwww!! MATT...HELP!!! GET IT OFF!!!! Back on shore, Matt looks to see why Jesse has taken so long, and he sees Jesse waving his arms up and down and Matt doesn't get it...He sees a HUMONGOUS wave coming right towards Jesse and he's trying to warn him, but Jesse just keeps yelling about something...The wave comes...Jesse goes down...crab still attached to his bloody foot...
Matt-My turn to save him! Matttttttttt to the rescue! He sings as he runs down the beach...
Matt runs into the water, and gets up to Jesse...
Jesse-Man! You gotta help me! This frieken crab won't let go off my toe...Jesse lifts up his bloody foot and there is the crab who is nibbling on Jesse's toe...
Matt-Let's hit it with something! I'll get a bat!
Jesse-Matt...where are ya gonna get a bat?
Matt-I don't know where I'm gonna get it at...
Jesse-Well hurry up...my toe's getting fat!
Matt-Okay...the rhyming needs to stop!
Jesse-Okay...my toe's not getting any better...chop-chop!
Matt-Uh!! He looks around and finds a big shell...He takes it and is about to throw it at the crab when...
Matt-Awww I don't wanna hurt it! Look how cute!
Jesse-MY TOE!!!!!!!
Matt-Maybe we can get it off someother way...
Jesse grabs the shell from Matt and flings the crab off of his foot...Just as the crab is flying through the air, another huge wave comes and knocks Jesse and Matt in the water...Frankie is back on the sand, and he's looking around for Matt and Jesse...As he looks in the water, he sees the two of them getting knocked down...
Frankie-(Talking to himself) Uhhh! They were suppose to be building a sandcastle! They couldn't of gotten in any trouble that way! But noooo...they BOTH had to go down by the ocean and practically drown...Frankie looks down at them again and they see him and start waving their arms for help, because poor Matt can't carry Jesse back up on shore, because of his bloody toe...
Frankie-Uh! I have to get BOTH of them?!?!?! He says as he runs down to help the two of them...
When Frankie carries both guys back onto the sand, the lifeguard cleans and puts a bandage on Jesse's foot...And him and Matt continue on their sandcastle...
An hour later, at like 4 o'clock...The 10 decide it's time to go back to the hotel, and get ready for their separate dates that night...