Back at the lodge, it was 5 o’clock. The guys and girls were thinking of what they wanted to do for the rest of the day. They all hung out in Matt, Jesse and David’s room (Because it’s the biggest) and talked.
Kristen-What to do…What to do…What to do…
Kayla-Where’s David anyway?
Matt-Out to dinner with Mommy and Daddy.
Chris-I’m bored. There’s nothing to do.
Jesse-Let’s go play in the snow! I can’t really do anything because of these stupid crutches, but it’s better than nothing.
Greg-Nah, it’s too…snowy.
Matt-We can go to the café.
Kelli-No thank you, next suggestion? Anyone?
Diana-We could…watch a movie?
Frankie-Nah, we can do that at home.
Greg-We can go and get our mack on in the hot tub?
Jesse-Not fair. I can’t go in the hot tub.
Chris-Oh well…I’m with that.
Kayla-Nooo…we can’t do that to poor Jesse…or poor me…I’ll be alone.
Holly-Too bad…We’re going anyway.
Kayla-Shut up Holly.
Holly-Make me.
Kayla-I will…
Frankie-Woah…Maybe we should just save the hot tub for another night?
Diana-I agree.
Chris-Alright…So then what are we going to do tonight?
Matt-Ooh! Brilliant idea!
Jesse-Ohhhhh nooo. We’re not that desperate.
Greg-Well, let’s at least hear what it is…Matt?
Matt-We can play strip poker!
Girls-WHAT?
Greg-I like the way you’re thinking Matt…
Jesse-I don’t even know how to play poker.
Greg-Well then I suggest you put on a few more layers of clothes.
Chris-I’ll play, you girls in?
Kristen-Strip poker? Eh….
Kayla-I don’t know…
Holly-Let’s play!
Kelli-I’m in.
Diana-Well…
Frankie-IF we’re gonna play, we need to come up with some rules so this doesn’t get outta hand. Rule number 1…This can’t go too far…No “nakedness”…If you know what I’m saying…Rule number 2…No girls verse boys…Every person for themselves…Rule number 3…
Chris-That’s enough rules. Let’s play…Kristen, Kayla Diana?
Diana-Well…if those are the rules, then I guess I’ll play.
Kristen-Well…strip poker? Doesn’t that involve stripping clothes?
Greg-Yes, that would be the point of the game.
Kayla-I don’t even know how to play poker.
Kristen-Yea, me either.
Chris-Oh oh, don’t worry about that…He says smirking at the other guys.
Greg-Got any cards?
Matt-It just so happens, that I happen to bring cards along with me…Ya know…In case the opportunity arose.
Kristen-But I don’t know how to play. Can I be on a team with Kayla?
Kayla-Yea, pleaseeee.
Matt-Fine, let’s just start.
Chris-How do we start?
Jesse-I think we have to deal the cards.
Chris-Right, right, I knew that.
Matt deals the cards.
Frankie-Now what?
Jesse-We play, duh.
Frankie-Well in that case, I need another card.
Kayla-Wait, wait wait…We have a 3 of hearts…a 2 four leaf clover thing…a 10 and a king of diamonds…And a 6 of spades.
Kristen-What does that mean? Is it good?
Chris and Jesse look at eachother.
Chris-Sorry girls, but I think you need to take off something.
Kristen-Already? Why? I thought our cards were good.
Jesse-Yea…good for us.
The other guys laugh…
Kayla-Well I’m taking off my socks…
Kristen-Me too…Oh wait, I’m not wearing socks…I’ll take off my…uh sweatshirt? Yes I will.
Chris-Matt, I do believe this is the best of your brilliant ideas.
Matt-Ah yes, I know. Okay, who’s next?
Kelli-I have a straight.
Matt-Aww, too bad. I have a flush! It looks like you’re gonna have to take something off.
Kelli-Fine! She takes off an earring…
Jesse-No, no, no, no, no…Jewelry doesn’t count.
Kelli-FINE! She said taking off her jacket.
Jesse-Uh, I only have a two pair.
Kayla-Looks like you have to take something off. It’s the rule of the game.
Jesse-Fine…He says taking off his shoe.
Greg-I have a flush too! Ah-ha…My clothing stays on along with Matt’s…
Frankie-Thank God…I don’t wanna see that. Uh, I have nothing…And I’m not wearing many clothes. Uh, why did I take my socks off before?
Diana-Sorry Franklin. Lose something.
Frankie-Alright…He says sighing…He takes off his shirt…
The girls gasp very loudly…
Kayla-Wow, I mean well, who’s next?
Chris-Me…and yes I know I have to take something off…He takes off his sunglasses.
Kristen-Uh-uh…I don’t think so…
Chris-Well I would take off my shirt, but I don’t want Frankie to feel intimidated by my gorgeous body…
Frankie-Heh no.
Chris-Don’t worry Frankie…Your ugly body can be our little secret…I’ll just take off my socks.
½ hour later, the group was down to…
Frankie in his boxers…(Who was now out of the game because that’s the lowest he could go)
Greg was still fully dressed…
Matt’s shirt was off…
Jesse’s shirt was on, but his pants were off…But he did have boxers on…
Chris had his shirt off, but a wifebeater underneath, with his boxers on…
Kelli had her jeans, and a tank top on…
Kristen and Kayla had their sweatpants on along with their bras (Yes, we suck at this game)
Diana was doing really well and had only taken off her socks…
And Holly, like Frankie was already out of the game…
The game continued and it was Kristen and Kayla’s turn to strip…
Kayla-We only have pants left…
Greg-Sorry girls…
Matt-It’s the rule.
Chris-I’m starting not to like this game…
Jesse-Yea, I don’t want you all looking at my girl.
Chris-Yea, me either.
Frankie-Well, I’m okay with Diana.
Jesse-Yea, that’s because she’s fully clothed.
Chris-It was fun in the beginning, but now it’s going too far.
Matt-Will you boys stop whining…Take off the pants…
They unwillingly take off their pants…
Even though, Chris and Jesse didn’t have to take off anything, on their turn, they “donated” their shirts to Kristen and Kayla.
Matt-Uh-oh.
Frankie-What’s uh-oh?
Matt-I…um…can’t take off anything anymore.
Kelli-Why not?
Matt-Because I can’t…
Kayla-Sorry Matt.
Kristen-It’s the rules. You understand don’t you?
Matt-Well yes, but I didn’t plan on playing this game, so I’m not prepared.
Chris-Woah! Are you telling me you’re going commando?
(**Commando means when you’re not wearing any underwear)
Matt-No no…I have underwear on…but.
Greg-Wait…you have UNDERWEAR on? Aren’t you wearing boxers?
Matt-Well that is what I was trying to say before…I wasn’t prepared to play this game.
Frankie-Oh gross. Matt’s excused from stripping.
Holly-How is that fair? We all had to.
Kelli-Yea, c’mon Matt…Take it off…
The girls all start chanting… “Take it off, take it off, take it off, take it off,…………….
Matt-Well, if it means that much to you…He says with a twinkle in his eye… “Then, I’ll do it.”
Chris-Oh God…Shield your eyes…All of the guys look away as Matt stands up…
He starts to unbutton his pants, as the door flings open and David barges in…
David-Woahhhh…Dude, keep it in! And on! Woahh…Why is everyone so, uh naked??? What are you guys doing? Do I even want to know? Uhhhh…This is what you do for fun…SICKOS! I knew you guys were strange, but this is just bizarre.
Matt-DAVID! Shut up and shut the door!
David shuts the door…
David-What are you doing?
Chris-Playing strip poker.
David-Little Matty playing strip poker? That’s something new. Mommy would loveeee to find out about this.
Matt-NO! You can NOT tell mom…
David-Okay then…I won’t…On ONE condition.
Greg-And what’s that?
David-I can play too! He says running over and sitting in the middle of the girls.
Matt-No way. You’re too little.
Jesse looks at Matt and starts fake coughing.
Matt-Fine, you can play.
David-Give me some cards. Ah, what the hell, I don’t need them…He takes off his shoes, and socks right away and flings his shirt on Matt’s head.
Matt-WHAT are you doing????
David-Just catching up with everybody else. I wanna strip too!
Frankie-Maybe it’s time we stopped this game…It’s getting a little too out of hand…
Kayla-I agree.
Holly-Kel, come here I have an idea…
The two of them talk…
Greg-Well I don’t know about you guys, but I’m going to go and get a drink.
Matt-Me too…
Just as the two get up, Holly and Kelli count to 3 and run up to Greg and Matt and pants them…
Matt-AHHHHHH! He said running behind the bed and tripping because his pants were at his ankles.
Chris-Didn’t need to see that…He said covering his eyes.
Greg-Nice tightie whities.
Matt-Shut up…This game is officially over.
David-Aw man…But I just started! Not fair! I wanna get naked!
Kristen-Um, maybe we should go and get dressed now?
Kayla-Yea, I’m kinda cold.
David-Ohhh you girls have to get dressed already?
Chris-Hey, hey, hey, hey…watch it bro.
All of the girls and guys, go and put their clothes back on.
Chris-Back to being bored.
Frankie-Now what?
Matt-Well I do have another idea.
Greg-Enough of your ideas…I have one of my own. Hot tubbbbb!
David-Yea okay! Let’s go!
Matt-No…not you…You stay. We go…
David-Mommy said you can’t exclude me.
Matt-Well mom didn’t tell me I had to include you. Couples only.
David makes a sad puppy face…
Kristen-Aww, let him come. Look at that face.
David-Yea, look at this face…He says looking at Matt.
Matt-FINE! Whatever.
Frankie-So everyone change and we’ll meet in the lobby in like 20 minutes.
They change into their bathing suits and meet in the lobby.
Greg-You girls are lookin’ hot!
Kelli-Yes, we know. You guys don’t look bad yourselves.
Chris-Yea Jes, the bag thing? Very stylish!
Jesse-It’s not my fault! I can’t get water on my cast so I have to put this stupid bag over my leg.
They head to the hot tub, which is in a gazebo, outside…And it was snowing, so it was pretty cold.
Kristen-Aww, look how romantic…
Chris-You mean that fat guy sleeping in the hot tub?
Kristen-Nooo! I mean it’s like snowing…and we’re going in a hot tub, which happens to be in a gazebo, in the mountains, at night…with the moon and the stars…and
Kayla-Oh, somebody pleaseee stop her.
Greg-Yes, well Kristen does have a point.
Kristen-I do?
Greg-Romantic places are the best places to make out. He says smirking.
Jesse-Do we really want to make out with a sleeping fat guy next to us?
Holly-Maybe if we make out, he’ll get grossed out and go away?
Kelli-Maybe…
They head to the hot tub and they do it while being extra loud to wake up the fat guy.
Matt JUMPS in the hot tub and water splashes everywhere.
Kelli-Did you want to go in the hot tub that bad Matt?
Matt-Kelli, shhh…It’s all part of our master plan to get the fat guy to go.
Kelli-Oh I see.
The others climb into the hot tub, and Jesse limps into the hot tub. As Jesse gets in, the bag on his leg, puffs up into the air from the air.
Greg starts laughing.
Jesse-It’s not funny. It’s your fault. You did this to me.
Greg-How many times do I have to say it was an accident?
Jesse-Yea, your foot ACCIDENTLY went out and tripped me.
Matt-He said it was an accident.
Jesse-Stay out of this Matt.
Frankie-Don’t yell at Matt. He was just trying to help.
Chris-Yea, what he said.
Jesse-So what…are you all against me or something? What? Is that fat guy the only one on my side?
Chris-No you’re wrong. Me and the fat guy were actually talking before and he agrees it was an accident.
Diana-Funny Chris.
Greg-Chris’s stupid attempt to be funny.
Chris-Are you saying I’m not funny? You ALWAYS try to hard to be funny.
Greg-I so do not!
Frankie-Guys, don’t fight.
Matt-What’s with you always trying to be Mr. Peacemaker?
Frankie-What? I’m suppose to be the “older brother” type of this group right?
David-Well guys…I think this group would be a lot better if you included me. You’re just lacking your 6th member.
Matt-For the last time…You are not in Dream Street…You will never be in Dream Street…No way. It’s 5 people not 6. So get over it.
David looks at Matt for a second, and then gets out of the hot tub and walks back to the room.
Kristen-Matt, that was really mean.
Kelli-Yea, it was.
Kayla-Don’t be so hard on poor David.
Diana-The poor little guy.
Holly-He wants to be like you…all of you.
The 5 girls get out of the hot tub and walk to catch up with David.
Matt-Damn! I hate my little brother.
Greg-I hate your little brother too…He always gets the girls.
Chris-Yea, he always ends up with the girls and we get…we get…
Frankie-The fat guy.
They all look over at the sleeping fat guy.
Jesse-So unfair….
Just then, the fat “guy” wakes up and looks around…
Fat “Guy”-For your information boys, I am not a fat “guy.”
Greg-Then what are you?
Fat “Guy”-I’m not a guy…I’m a woman. And your parents really should have taught you some manners.
Chris-Oh snap. I’m so sorry sir…I mean ma’am…I mean ms….I mean mr…I mean mrs….I mean…we better go.
The 4 boys run out of the hot tub and into the lobby, leaving Jesse struggling to try and get out of the hot tub with his leg, but he’s having no luck.
Back in the lobby…
Matt-We got away!
Chris-That was some scary shit right there. A fat…he/she.
Frankie-Well boys, I guess you just learn new things everyday.
Matt-Uh, let’s go find my loser of a brother and “apologize.”
Greg-Yes, Matt you have to go make nice.
Frankie-Wait guys. Aren’t we missing someone?
Chris-Oh you mean the little moody blonde one on crutches?
Greg-Oh no! We left Jesse with the he/she!
Matt-We have to save him!
Chris-Do we have to?
Frankie-Unfortunately yes.
They run back outside, to find Jesse and the he/she deep in conversation.
Jesse-Oh you don’t say? That really happened?
The he/she nodded her head…
Greg-Jesse? What are you doing?
Jesse-Oh hey guys…Me and Eleanor have been talking. She’s been telling me some very interesting stories.
Chris-Um that’s real nice? You and Eleanor can keep talking, or you could come with us to find the girls.
Jesse-Oh, I’m sorry El but I gotta split…I’ll see you around.
The guys help Jesse out of the hot tub and they all go inside, and up to the room.
They walk into David’s room and they see all of the girls hugging David…
Greg-Psh what is this??
Matt-My little brother is getting all of the action…And they’re not even his girls.
Chris-We’re the boyfriends and we’re not getting any action.
Kelli-Matt, you’re mean.
Diana sticks her tongue out at Matt.
Matt-What did I do???
Kristen-David told us everything.
Matt-Everything what?
Kayla-All of the terrible things you did to him.
Matt-Uh, what terrible things did I do??
David-I told them about how you tied me up…cut my hair off… locked me in the basement…forgot me at the truck stop…handcuffed me to the dog…dropped a bowling ball on my toe…hit me in the head with an apple…made me eat dog food… set me up on a blind date with a 7 year old…
Greg-Oh I remember that! That was a good one Matt…Gotta hand it to you.
David-Put a spider in my soup…Poured me chunky milk that was 2 months old…Pushed me in horse crap…Pushed me on a sled down the steps…Made me pretend to be Matt, so I would get trampled, while you guys safely made it to the hotel room after a signing…
Chris-Sorry they ripped your shirt off…Those fans can be wild…
David- (Continues) Put kitty litter in my cereal…Put tacks on my bed, pushed me out of a moving vehicle, off of a mountain into river rapids, where I plunged down a 100 ft water fall, and was eaten by wild piranha.
Frankie-Woah, woah, woah, woah, that never happened…
David-Well yea, but it probably will.
Matt-Are you done making everybody feel bad for you?
David-No, not exactly…He pushed me inside of a garbage can, and rolled me down a hill…He…
Matt-Enough!
Kelli-Aww poor baby.
Matt-Kel, you actually believe him?
Kelli-Yes I do…She said giving him a hug while he winked over her shoulder.
Kristen-Apologize now Matt.
Kayla-And hug…All of you.
Jesse-All of us?
Holly-Yes, a group hug…
Diana-Now or we’re leaving.
The 6 guys unwillingly hug…
Kristen-Aww now isn’t that better??
Chris-Much.
Kristen-I don’t know about you guys, but I need to go and feed Christopher Ryan…
Chris-Okay…Bring him in here when he’s done eating. I gotta take a shower.
Kristen-Alrighty…Kayla do you want to come and feed him with me?
Kayla-I’ll pass on that.
Kristen-Oh okay…Be back later.
While everyone was back in David, Jesse and Matt’s room (All but Chris who was taking a shower in his own room) they were just talking.
Kristen walked down the hallway and opened up the door to her room…
Kristen-Christopher Ryan! I’m here…Come to mommy…Well actually you can’t cause you’re in the cage, so mommy will come to you.
She walks over to the rainbow cage, and she screams…
Kristen-OMG! OMG! OMG! Christopher Ryan! Where are you? OMG! You’re missing! Where are you? She searches frantically around the room, under the covers of the bed, in the closet, in the drawers, under the bed…And she screams again…”AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”
Everyone, like 6 rooms over, hear her and they run out and into her room….
Frankie-Kristen, what’s wrong?
Kristen-He…I…find…can’t…missing…ahhhhh!
Diana-What?
Kristen-Missing…Chris…Cage…Not hereeeee!
Matt-Chris is in a cage? I thought he was taking a shower?
Kelli-No stupid…The cat.
Kayla-You mean the stupid cat’s lost?
Kristen-He’s NOT stupid, but he is lost! Send out the search squad!
Kayla-You really have to keep better track of him…And you call yourself a mother? Maybe you should have started out with a fish?
Diana-Aw, come on Kayla…She is a good mother. The cat has more clothes than I do.
Kayla-Pathetic.
Kristen-WAIT! I didn’t put him in the cage…I gave him to you…Holly wanted me for something and I went into her room and you said you’d put him in the cage…KAYLA!
Kayla-Oopsie…Did I forget to lock the cage? Silly me.
Kristen-SILLY ME???? I’m gonna kill you! MY BABY IS MISSING YOU…YOU…YOU…CAT HATER!
Jesse-Maybe we should separate them?
Greg-No, let there be a “cat fight.” Haha get it? Cat? Cat fight? I crack myself up!
Frankie-This isn’t really a time for jokes.
Greg-Oh yeah right…Separate them I suppose.
Kristen-YES! LEAVE! I NEED TO FIND MY BABY!
Kayla-I’m not going anywhere…This is my room too!
Kristen-JESSE…GET HER OUT OF HERE BEFORE I HIT HER!
Kayla-You wouldn’t dare!
Kristen-Wanna bet?? She runs up to Kayla and Frankie grabs at Kristen and holds her back, as Jesse escorts Kayla out of the room. “My kitty’s missing. Will you help me find him?”
Greg-Of course!
Matt-Let’s all split up…
They all split up and explore in every place, looking for little Christopher Ryan…
Kristen checks the rest of her room while the others are checking other places.
Kristen-Chris? Where are you? Daddy’s gonna kill me. Gotta find you…Gotta. She says talking to herself.
In Kelli, Holly and Diana’s room…
Diana-Not under my bed…
Kelli-Not in the closet.
Holly-Not in the kitchen…
Kelli-Stupid Kayla, couldn’t just put the cat in the cage.
Holly-Let’s keep looking.
Back in Jesse, Matt and David’s room…
David-I’ll be back guys. I’m going to check downstairs.
Kayla-Stupid cat.
Jesse-Well why do you have such hate towards cats?
Kayla-I just do. Why do you care?
Jesse-Well poor Kristen…You know how much she loves that cat.
Kayla-She’s obsessed…She’s irritating.
Matt-Do I sense some jealousy?
Kayla-Me? Jealous of the cat? Pshhhhh.
Jesse-Ohh yes! You’re jealous!
Kayla-What’s there to be jealous of? That much of Kristen’s attention would drive me crazy. It’s just so irritating…all meowy. I prefer dogs. Is this subject over with?
Jesse-No…I was going to say…
Kayla-No one cares.
Matt-I’ll be back later…I’m going to check upstairs. Are you guys going to help look for the cat at all? I mean you DID lose her Kayla.
Kayla looks to the left and she looks to the right… “Okay, I looked…No cat.”
Matt rolls his eyes and leaves.
Jesse-Owwww! Damn cast! It’s sooo itchy! And I can’t itch it!
Kayla-Don’t you know what to do with itchy casts?
Jesse-No.
Kayla-Uh, here…She gives him a hanger.
Jesse-What am I suppose to do with this?
Kayla-Stick it down your cast and itch it.
Jesse-It’s gonna hurt.
Kayla-Oh don’t be such a baby…Give me the hanger.
Kayla shoves the hanger down the cast…
Jesse-Owww!
Kayla-Sorry…Hold still. You want your itchy itch to be itched don’t you?
Jesse-Can you re-phrase the question?
Kayla-Never mind.
10 minutes later, Jesse’s itch was itched…and Kayla decided she was going to look around for the kitten.
Back in Kristen’s room, she decides to go into Chris’s room to tell him about the “situation.” What Kristen didn’t know, was that Chris had just gotten out of the shower.
She went into his room, and started first searching around for the cat…and Chris.
Kristen-Oh great…Chris is missing too. She said to herself.
She figured Chris was out, searching too, so she barged into the bathroom, to look for the kitten… But instead she found Chris, who had just gotten out of the shower…(Hint Hint)…Therefore he wasn’t clothed…She screams and turns right around.
Kristen-Holy shit! Wow Chris! This has been one hell of a day! And that just topped it all off!
Chris-Um babe, do you mind waiting outside?
Kristen-Nooooo! Not at all…I, I’ll be outside….She ran outside of the bathroom, closed the door right away and leaned up against it…
Kayla walks into the room, to help Kristen look and she sees Kristen gasping for air up against the bathroom door.
Kayla-What happened? You look like you just saw a monster.
Kristen-I did.
Kayla-No seriously what happened?
Kristen-I just saw Chris.
Kayla-That’s not nice to call him a monster Kristen…C’mon be nice. Now what happened?
Kristen-I saw Chris….Rightttttt after he got out of the shower…
Kayla-So? He was in a towel right?
Kristen-Minus the towel!!!!!!!
Kayla-Whaaaaaaaaaaa? You serious? LUCKY!
Kristen-LUCKY!?! You want to see my boyfriend naked?
Kayla-I rather see Jesse…No offense or anything…
Kristen-Oh my. I’m in shock.
Kayla-Was it that big?
Kristen-Kayla!!
Kayla-Poor him…He’s probably sooo embarrassed.
Kristen-Come here…
Kayla-I’m here.
Kristen-Closer you idiot…
Kayla moves over…
Kristen-Between you and me…They look to the left and the right… “He has nothing to be embarrassed about.”
Kayla-THAT big? Really? Can I take a peak in there?
Kristen-Kayla!
Kayla-I’m just kidding. I better remember to barge in looking for something when Jesse takes a shower!
Just then, Chris walks out of the bathroom in a towel.
Chris-Are you okay with what you saw in there?
The girls tried to hold in their laughter, but they couldn’t…They burst out laughing.
Kayla-Um maybe I should go…She says laughing.
Kristen-Yes….go! She says practically crying.
Kayla-Oh yeah…and Chris…Come here…
Chris-I’m here.
Kayla-Closer you idiot.
Chris-Um Kristen, are you okay with this? I think Kayla’s trying to seduce me.
Kristen-No I’m fine…Trying to seduce you…Trying is the key word.
Kayla-Hun, I don’t need to seduce you when I have Jesse, but I hear you’ve been uh…taking your vitamins, if you know what I’m saying. She says as she winks to Kristen.
Kristen-KAYLA! Between you and me! What happened to that?
Chris-I am truly embarrassed right now…I think I should go get dressed now…He says as he turns around.
When he turns around, his towel gets hooked on the corner of the table, and pulls the towel off revealing his…tushie! (Hehe)
Both girls SCREAM and run out of the room laughing.
Chris grabs his towel and runs back to the bathroom.
Back in the hallway, Jesse is crutching himself up to the two girls, who are laughing hysterically.
Jesse-What happened to you two?
Kristen-We saw Chris!
Jesse-I know that’s a pretty funny sight, but you two are practically crying.
Kayla-We saw Chris…NAKED!
Jesse-WHAT? Now that’s scary? Why are you looking at him naked?
Kristen-By accident…
Jesse-A very likely story…Please. Come back to my room and you can see me naked…You’ll completely forget about Chris. He says laughing.
Kristen-Haha seriously Jes, it was an accident…I walked in while he was taking a shower and then I ran out…Kayla found me…I told her what happened…Chris walks out…Gets his towel caught and BOOM!
Jesse-Where’s Chris now?
Kayla-In there…She says pointing to the room.
Kristen-Jes, can you go in there and see if he’s okay after all of that embarrassment?
Jesse-Nuh-uh! I don’t want to see him naked! But I do want to make fun of him later! I can’t wait to tell Greg, Frankie, Matt, David…Hell I’ll tell everyone!
Kristen-NOOOOO! Your boyfriend’s so cruel!
Kayla-Yes! I taught him well.
Jesse-Yes, but don’t worry. I’m not THAT mean…I won’t say anything….Most likely. He says laughing.
Just then, Eleanor (The fat “guy” from the hot tub) walks up and over to the 3 standing in the hallway.
Jesse-Oh Eleanor! How nice of you to stop by!
Eleanor-Hello Jesse…and friends. I found this little one roaming the hallways and I thought it might belong to someone you might know. She holds out little Christopher Ryan.
Kristen-MY BABY! YOU FOUND HIM! Christopher Ryan! Thank you soooo soooo much! You found my baby! How can I ever re-pay you?
Eleanor-Oh I don’t need anything…I just wanted this little guy to get home safe.
Kristen-Thank you so much! I really appreciate it!
Kayla-Yea, thanks. She says half smiling.
Kristen (Talking to the kitten) I’m sooo sorry mommy lost you. It won’t happen again! Just like I’ll never leave you again. I’m never letting you out of my sight…And I’m never letting you in Kayla’s sight. Aww I loveee you. I love you!
Kayla-Jesse…I love you! She says mimicking Kristen.
Kristen runs up and down the hallway, holding the kitten…
Kristen-KELLI! HOLLY! DIANA! FRANKIE! GREG! MATT! DAVID! I FOUND HIM!!!!!!
They all come out into the hallway and see Jesse, Eleanor, Kayla, Kristen and the kitten.
Greg-Dude! It’s that thing from the hot tub…He says whispering to Frankie.
Kristen-Guys…This is Eleanor and she found my kitty.
Jesse-Thanks a whole lot El…Hope to see you around.
Eleanor-No problem…See you kids later.
They all say goodbye to Eleanor…
Matt-Where’s Chris?
Jesse-Awwwww! So funny! I have to tell you guys something!
After telling everyone the story, everyone is laughing.
Kristen-JESSE! You said you wouldn’t tell!
Jesse-Oopsie?
They all walk into Chris’s room…
Chris-Hey guys, what’s up?
Everyone is quiet for a few seconds and then they all start laughing.
Chris-What’s so funny?
Jesse-I hear Chris, that you’re not lacking in some departments.
Kristen-JESSE!
Jesse-What? He says laughing… “Was I not suppose to say that?”
Kristen-I’m soooo sorry Chris…I didn’t tell everyone…Just Kayla…Who told Jesse…Who told everyone.
Chris-It’s um okay? Weird but okay.
Kristen-Are you mad at me?
Chris-No…I’m coo.
Kristen-Okay, but once again I’m sooo sorry. But Chris…(She whispers in his ear) Niceeee…Nice, nice, nice.
Chris smirks…
Frankie-It’s been a long first day…I think we should all go to bed…in our own beds.
Diana-Frankieeeeeee.
Frankie-There will be plenty of time for other sleeping arrangements tomorrow.
Everyone-Okayyy…They moan.
And they all go to bed…Ready for the fun-filled day off tomorrow.
