The next morning at Jesse's house....
"BEEP...BEEP...BEEP...BEEP!"
Chris-DUDE...SOMEONE SHUT THAT OFF!
Jesse-Sorry guys...
Greg-Dude...It's August...Why do you still have your alarm on for school?
Jesse-I forgot to take it off...I haven't been home. Jesse says innocently.
Frankie-Dude...It's 6 in the morning....You know we can't go back to bed after we've been woken up.
Greg-But you know I need my beauty sleep. Greg says in a girly voice.
Chris-Dude...shut up?
Frankie-Yo...guys...Where's Matt?
Just then Matt walks in holding a big tray with pancakes, eggs, and orange juice.
Matt-Rise and shine guys...today's the big day!
Chris-Dude...how long have you been up?
Matt-Oh...for about an hour and a half. Eat up everybody!
Greg-And we all thought Jesse had no life....
Jesse-Hey!
Matt-What...I just wanted to get up early enough so we could all eat breakfast and get there on time.
Frankie-Has there ever been a day when you weren't on time?
Greg-Haven't you ever heard of being "Fashionably Late?"
Matt-Hmm...Can't say that I have. I like being on time...That way you don't miss anything.
Chris-I can't believe I'm saying this but...I think Matt is actually right...I don't want to miss a minute with Kristen.
Greg-And I don't want to miss a minute with Holly.
Jesse-Yeah...and I don't want to miss a minute with my baby cakes...
Chris smacks Jesse in the head with a pillow.
Chris-Give it up dude...That sounds so lame.
All of the guys start to laugh...
Meanwhile at Holly's house...
Holly and Kelli were still fast asleep...Kayla was online looking at information about Jesse and Kristen was going on an hour in the shower and wasn't planning on getting out anytime soon.
One hour later...
Kristen was finally done in the shower...As she opened the door, steam poured out and Kristen walked through the door way in her towel...
Kristen-Okay Kayla...You can use the shower now.
Kayla-You've been in there for 2 hours and your hair is still wet, and not done...You didn't do your makeup...AND you're not dressed...What have you been doing all this time?
Kristen-Well...I was showering...duh...OMG you completely reminded me I only have 8 hours to get ready...how am I suppose to do my hair...Wait I have to find a hair style first...pick out an outfit AND do my makeup?! Not to mention my nails...I have to find the perfect color...toes..Maybe I should go get a pedicure...I wonder what kind of perfume Chris likes...Oh I know maybe I can go to the mall and find some...Wait no time for that...and find shoes to match my outfit...and jewelry...I have to find some...AND...
Kelli and Holly- KRISTEN...SHUT UP!!...What time is it anyway??
Kayla-It's noon! How can you guys sleep so late?
Kelli-Late? It's only noon...I shouldn't be up for another three hours...
Kristen-But that only leaves you 5 hours to get ready!!!!
Kayla-Kristen...it only takes us "normal" people about an hour and a half to get ready. And thats the absolute longest if I do everything possible!
Kristen-An hour an a half!! It takes me that long to find the right jewelry..not to mention take a shower...do my makeup...get dressed...and especially do my hair!! It takes me 2 hours to find a hair style!! Oh and by the way...Holly do you have any of those hair style magazines...I really need to try something new...
Holly-Sure...they're under my bed.
Kristen-Thanks
Kayla-Well I'm going to go and take a shower now...
Kayla walks into the steamy bathroom..."Uhh Kristen..how can you breathe in here...how hot are your showers??" She turns the knob...hops into the shower and....
"AHHHHHHHH!"
Then Kristen turns around and shouts into the bathroom..."Oops...I forgot to tell you Kayla...there's no hot water!!!"
Kayla-"NOW YOU TELL ME!" Kayla screams.
All of the girls start laughing.....
Back at Jesse's house...
Chris-"Matt...where'd you learn to cook like this?"
Matt-"Jesse's mom gave me a few tips when I was
downstairs."
Jesse-"I luvvvv my mommy's cooking!"
Greg looks at Chris and says..."Figures."
An hour later the guys finished eating. They turn on the tv.....
Jesse-"Look..Rollie Pollie Ollie is on!!!!!!"
Chris-"You actually watch this?"
Jesse-Well..sometimes I have to share the tv with my little brother and I have to watch this...It's not that bad.
Greg-"Give me the remote"....Greg turns on MTV...."LOOK.....Britney Spears' biography is on...she looks fine!!
Chris-What time is it?
Matt-1:30...
Chris-1:30.....hmm...BAYWATCH IS ON!!!
Matt-O ya..baywatch.....change the channel Greg...
Matt slowly takes the remote out of Greg's hand as
Greg dreamily stares at the tv..."Say bye to Britney."
Greg-"Bye Britney." he says sadly.
Frankie-Guys...we already have this episode of Baywatch taped...put on a movie channel...maybe a good movie's on...
Greg-Okay...we can either watch "Bring It On" or "The Exorcist." Let's vote...all in favor of watching "Bring It On" raise your hand. Jesse's hand shot up and Chris slowly raised his...
Greg-Dude...I can understand Jesse wanting to watch "Bring It On" but you??
Chris-Dude...have you seen the girls in that movie?"
Greg-True...True. All in favor of watching "The Exorcist" raise your hand. Greg and Frankie both raise their hand.
Frankie-Matt?
Matt-I can't choose..."Bring It On" does have some hot babes but "The Exorcist" is pretty freaky..hmm...
After about an hour of trying to decide they realized that both movies were practically over so they put on ESPN and talked for a little while...
At Holly's house...
Kayla was out of the shower...dressed...had her nails done..and makeup..and she only had her hair to do left...while Kristen was trying to decide what to wear...how to do her hair...and everything else...she was very happy with the great makeup job she had done on herself. Holly was still sleeping..and Kelli was in the shower.
Kristen-Kayla...help me..please!! I don't know what spaghetti strap shirt to wear...
Kayla-Okay...well show me what you have....
Kristen-Okay...well I've narrowed it down to a few choices...There's the blue one...the purple one...the red one...the green one..the orange...the pink...the silver...the baby blue...the sky blue...the ocean blue...the sparkly one...the flowery one...the black...the white...the sea green...the forest green...the yellow...the violet...the blue violet..the lavender...the one with the hearts and...
Kayla-STOP! A few is like three or four...not 30! Big mistake trying to help you...
Kristen-Well I need help...
Kayla-You don't need to convince me...
Kristen-Oh thanks! Maybe Kelli or Holly can help me!
Kayla-You're beyond their help.
Kristen-Whatever!!
Kayla walks over to where Holly is sleeping and shakes her.
Kayla-Holly! Holly! Get up...you have to get ready.
Holly mumbles-No...I don't wanna get up...Just a few more minutes mom...
Kristen-Ha...mom...Kayla you're her mommy!
Kayla-Shut up Kristen...Holly...Get up...Greg's here!
Holly shoots up out of bed and says, He is? Where?
Kayla-Loser...I was lying...you might want to get up...it's 3:00...
Kristen-Which means you only have 4 hours to get ready!!!
Kelli then walks out of the bathroom...Holly...you can take your shower now!
Holly-Okay.
Two hours later at Jesse's house...
Greg-Dude...hurry up in the shower...You've been in there for an hour.
Matt-Yeah...Jesse, Greg, Frankie and I still have to get in there!
Chris-Okay guys...I'm almost out...
Half an hour later...Chris finally got out and Greg ran in. He took a 15 minute shower and Frankie was about to get in when Jesse interrupted him...
"I wanna go in!"
Frankie-Later...when Matt and I are done."
Jesse-But I don't wanna be last..there will be no hot water left...
Frankie-So?
Jesse-So!!
Frankie-You're youngest...you don't get to chose.
Jesse-It's my house!
Frankie-So we're the guests
Jesse-"Uhhhhh!"
Frankie put both of his hands on Jesse's shoulders and pushed him back down on the couch. Jesse crossed his arms and frowned. Frankie took a 20 minute shower and Matt got in right away taking a 10 minute shower. When he got out...Jesse hopped in and took a 15 minute cold shower. After Jesse finished...Chris ran into the bathroom to start working on his hair...
Matt-Here he goes again....
Jesse-He's putting wax in his hair!
Greg-Don't take forever dude!
Chris-I need some more balm...Jesse ran into the bathroom to get the gel for his hair and grabbed Chris's balm instead.
Chris-Jesse! Let go of the balm! Back away and no one gets hurt!
Jesse-Jeez Chris...I meant to take my gel..sorry..He puts down Chris' special, professionally made, expensive balm and grabed his Herbal Essence gel...
Chris-Dude...you're using Herbal Essences gel? Thats like a girl brand.
Jesse-Yea..but it smells sooo good!
Chris-Whatever dude.
Meanwhile Greg and Frankie were getting dressed and Matt was in the kitchen making finger sandwiches as a snack. He brought a plate of them up to the room.
Matt-Guys...I have sandwiches!
Jesse runs out of the bathroom, knocking down Chris and his balm on the way and he shouts, "OoOo sandwiches!"
Jesse-Matt...you left the crust on. You know I can't eat it with the crust on...
Greg-Dude...just deal...eat around it.
Jesse-OoO...peanut butter!
Frankie-Jesse...you're so dumb...you get so excited over stupid sandwi... OoO is that turkey??
Matt-Yup...I knew you would love it Frankie.
Greg-Matt...what would we do without you?
Matt- I dunno...you would be lost!
All of the guys start laughing while Chris is still doing his hair. After they finished eating Frankie, Matt, Jesse and Greg all finished getting ready by 6:30...while Chris who was standing in his boxers in front of the mirror, was just finishing up his hair. Chris turned and walked out of the bathroom...
Chris- Okay guys...done...lets go!
Jesse-Chris...don't you wanna put on some more clothes?
Chris-(Looks down) Oh yea...hehe I forgot about that minor detail.
All of the guys start laughing....
Chris calls Jesse over by him.
Chris-Dude...can you help me find something to wear?
Jesse-Um...okay.
Chris-Well I can either wear my black wifebeater and my black UFO's or my gray wifebeater with my silver UFO's or my green muscle tee with my jeans...or my blue muscle tee with my khakis...or my orange t-shirt with my blue UFO's or...
Jesse-Or...you get a life and stop acting like a girl and just put something on...
Chris-Fine...Greg I need help...
Jesse-Here we go again...
At 6:30...back at Holly's all of the girls are getting ready. All of the girls have taken a shower, everyone has done their nails and toes, and their makeup. Kayla and Kelli are done getting dressed while finishing their hair. Holly finished her hair and is getting dressed and Kristen is still deciding on an outfit...while trying to do her hair...
Kristen-So...do you guys like this??
Holly,Kayla and Kelli-YES...Kristen!
Holly-Very good choice...
Kayla-Yea I like that outfit....
Kelli-Yea definitely wear that.
Kristen- Hmmm...hmmm..nah..I don't like it.
Kayla-(sighs) Just pick something already.
After another half hour of deciding all of the girls (including Kristen.... miraculously) were done..and just finishing up their hair. A half hour later, before they were about to leave the 4 girls stood in front of the mirror nodding in satisfaction of their hard work. Kelli had on a pair of jean shorts, a cute red tank top...sandals...and she curled her shoulder length dirty blonde hair and clipped half of it up. Holly had on jean capris with a lavendar t-shirt with Angels Bakery writen on it with her white converse shoes and she straightened her long wavy red hair. Kayla had on somewhat baggy khaki pants, a royal blue spaghetti strap shirt, sketchers shoes, and she waved her super straight, long blonde hair. Kristen had on a baby blue tube top, a navy blue skort, sandals, and she scrunched her long, wavy brown hair. All of the girls' makeup turned out excellent and they all looked great and couldn't wait to see the guys. They all grabbed their bags, hopped into Kelli's car and drove to the movies.
In the mean time at Jesse's the guys were just about finished getting ready. They all took a final look in the mirror before leaving. Jesse had on a blue muscle t-shirt, khaki shorts..and Vans shoes. His hair was parted and geled like always and he wore his grandfather's ring and his silver chain. Frankie had on black UFO's with a silver muscle t-shirt...Vans...and his hair was spikey and he had on a gold chain. Greg had on a black wifebeater and grey UFO's. His hair was like usual and Matt had on an abercrombie baby blue shirt and khaki pants. His hair was like always and he had on a watch. And last but not least...Chris had on a silver muscle t-shirt and royal blue UFO's. His hair was perfectly spiked and he had on his favorite sunglasses. They all looked really good...and they ran outside...Frankie got in his car to pick up Diana and Jesse's mom drove the other four boys to the theater.
