It was the next morning and Matt was up making breakfast. He was making noise in the kitchen, which woke up Jesse and David.
Jesse-Dude, what the hell are you doing? It's 7 in the morning and us normal people are trying to sleep.
David-I'm use to it...You're lucky you don't have to live with him. He does this everyyyy morning.
Jesse-I say we vote someone out of this room...And I say that someone is Matt.
David-All in favor say I.
Jesse-I
David-I
Matt-I...have made breakfast...He says walking into the room from the kitchen.
Just then, Chris barges into the room.
Chris-Hey dudes, am I too late for breakfast?
David-No, what are you doing here?
Chris-Well according to Matt's schedule...at this time, he is making breakfast and I woke up and I'm hungry so wa-la here I am.
Jesse-Well it's nice to see you here...fully clothed.
Chris-Heh...you're so funny Jes.
Jesse-I know, I know.
Chris-So, what's for breakfast?
Jesse-Your favorite...Raisin NUT Crunch. We know how you love those nuts.
David-Haa, that was a good one Jesse...High five!
Chris-Whatever.
Matt-Guys! Breakfast!
They all go to the table and sit down.
Jesse-Oh look guys. This box of cereal says, 'Now bigger, crunchier NUTS then before.'
Chris-Dude, shut up. Give me the box.
Jesse-No.
Chris-Yes.
Jesse-No.
Chris-GIVE ME THE BOX!
Jesse-And what are you going to do if I don't?
Chris-I'm gonna make you give it to me...He says grabbing the side of the box.
Matt-Guys, guys, guys...Be careful...The box is only made out of cardboard...It's fragile.
David-Are they always like this?
Matt-Yup.
Chris and Jesse are both pulling on either side of the box, and it rips down the midde and cereal flies everywhere.
Matt-NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE! CLEAN IT UP NOW! AND APOLOGIZE! YOU DROPPED MY NUTS ON THE FLOOR!
Just then Frankie and Greg walk in...
Frankie-Hey...um, I'm guessing you guys already ate breakfast?
Jesse-Yea, we had Chris's favorite...Raisin NUT crunch.
Chris-I hate breakfast and I HATE Jesse...He says storming out of the room.
Jesse-Jeez, temper tantrum. He's going through his changes.
Chris went to Kristen and Kayla's room and knocked on the door. Both girls were sleeping, but Kayla heard the knocking, and she fell out of bed and walked sleepily over to the door.
Kayla-Chris?
Chris-Hi. I need to talk.
Kayla-Well it better be important for 7 in the morning.
Chris-Your boyfriend's an ass.
Kayla-My boyfriend? Oh yeah Jesse...
Chris-Where's Kristen?
Kayla-Sleeping....something I wish I were doing.
Chris-Well I wanted to talk to her, cause no offense or anything, but she's better at the comforting stuff...But I don't want to wake her up...She looks so peaceful...Like an angel.
Kayla-Heh...pshhh
Chris-But I do need someone honest and someone who knows Jesse, so you'll just have to do.
Kayla-Gee thanks.
Chris-Can I come in? He says walking in.
Kayla-You already are in.
Chris-Oh...I am, aren't I? Put the coffee on because it's gonna be a long night.
Kayla-First of all, it's the morning...and second of all, I don't like coffee.
Chris-Yeah I know...But I've always wanted to say that.
Kayla-Righttttt Chris. Now go on...Tell me your problems...
Back in Matt, David and Jesse's room...Matt was cleaning up the cereal with a dustbuster...David was in the other room playing video games...and Greg and Frankie were trying to knock some sense into Jesse's head about how he treats Chris.
Greg-You really should be nicer to the kid.
Jesse-Why should I?
Frankie-You know that Chris is...sensitive...
Greg-We've all learned, to tend to Chris's...
Frankie-Emotional needs.
Greg-Dude what happened...? You use to be so nice...and sweet...little and innocent...
Frankie-Couldn't hurt a fly.
Matt-(Turns off the dustbuster) I think he gets the point.
Greg-Shh go back to your dustbustering...This is our speech.
Frankie-Where were we? Oh yes...You use to be such a cute little kid Jester...what happened?
Jesse-First of all don't call me Jester...And you wanna know what happened? I grew up...Get over it...He says grabbing his crutches. He attempts to crutch himelf out the door and he gets into the hallway and *tries* to slam the door, but his crutch gets in the way and the door hits the crutch and bounces back open, revealing Frankie and Greg just standing there smiling and waving.
Jesse-Damnit! That wasn't suppose to happen for your information. He says closing the door and crutching down the hall.
He goes to Kayla and Kristen's room and he knocks on the door.
Kayla-Who is it?
Jesse-Jesse.
Kayla-Damnit!
Jesse-Glad to see you too...Open the door.
Kayla-Uh, hold on a sec, hunnie.
Chris-Who's at the door? He says from the kitchen.
Jesse-Who's in the kitchen?
Kayla-No one hun.
Jesse-Is that Chris in there? Let me in...Let me in! He says pounding on the door.
Kayla looks over at the sleeping Kristen and shakes her...
Kayla-Kristen, time to get up...C'mon...Get up...Now!!
Kristen-Huh? What happened?
Kayla-The only thing you need to know right now is that you need to take Chris somewhere.
Kristen-Huh? Chris is here? I look hideous. But I don't care. Can I go back to sleep?
Kayla-But you need to take Chris somewhere with you.
Kristen-He can come and go to sleep with me...I don't care.
Chris-(Calls from the kitchen) Sounds like a good idea to me!
Jesse-I know that's Chris in there! Open up!
Kayla looks over to get Kristen and she's back asleep again.
Kayla-Thanks a lot Kristen. Chris, come quick...She whispers...Hide under Kristen's bed.
Chris-Can I hide IN Kristen's bed?
Kayla-No...Too obvious. Get under...
He crawls under the bed, and Kayla walks over to answer the door.
Kayla-Oh hi babe. I didn't know you were here!
Jesse-Huh? I've been banging on the door and you were talking to me from inside the room...
Kayla-Was I?
Jesse-And who else were you talking to? Chris?
Kayla-No no no...Kristen.
Jesse looks over...
Jesse-Um she's sorta sleeping...
Kayla-Is she? That's why she wasn't answering.
Jesse-But I heard another voice.
Kayla-Oh, well I was talking to the cat...Yeah the cat. She says rolling her eyes at what she just said.
Jesse-Um, cats don't answer back...
Kayla-Oh really? I've learned from talking to the cat, he has quite an extensive vocabulary.
Jesse-Ya huh. Whattt is wrong with you today?
Kayla-Nothing. I just need sleep, so I think you should go...now.
Jesse-Wait, I need to talk.
Kayla-About what?
Just then Kristen's bed shakes and an "achoo" is heard from under the bed, as Chris sneezes.
Jesse-What was that?
Kayla-A sneeze...duh.
Jesse-But who sneezed?
Kayla-Me silly...I think I'm catching a cold and you better go now so I can get some rest.
Jesse-Noooo. I really need to talk.
Kayla-About what?
Jesse-About Chris...I hate him...He's an ass.
Just then, Chris pops out from underneath the bed.
Chris-I AM NOT AN ASS! WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
Jesse-Ah ha! I knew you were here! I'm gonna beat the shit out of you!
Chris-And how do you plan on doing that when you only have one foot?
Jesse-Oh believe me...It can be done.
Chris-I'd like to see you try. Bring it on.
Kayla-(Interrupts) Bring it on...I love that movie!
Jesse-Let's get ready to rumble!
Kayla-(Interrupts) Ready to Rumble...Yet again, another great movie.
Jesse-Hold these. He says giving his cruthes to Kayla...He limps over and pushes Chris. Chris pushes him back and before they start fighting, Kayla runs into the middle and tries to separate them.
Kayla-Guys! Stop it! Calm down! Everyone loves eachother...It's all good.
Chris-It's not all good.
Jesse-It will be for me, when you're gone...Then I can be the favorite in Dream Street. I'm always second compared to you.
Chris-So that's what this is all about? You're jealous?
Jesse-No...You're just...stupid.
Chris-Stupid...good one.
Kayla-Boys...stop. You guys are friends.
Jesse-Were.
Chris-We were never friends.
Jesse-Yea, but I'm still gonna beat the crap out of you. He reaches past Kayla and tries to smack Chris across the face.
Just as Chris was about to do something back, Kristen screamed and woke up.
Kayla-Are you okay?
Kristen-OMG! I just had the scariest nightmare. Sharks were chasing me on the beach with forks in their hand. It was horrible. And it felt so real.
Jesse-What' wrong with you girls today?
Kristen-Hey hey hey...If you had that dream, you'd be scared too. Wait a minute...what are you guys doing?
Kayla-Long story, which ends with you taking Chris somewhere and me taking Jesse somewhere...so they're far away from eachother.
Kristen-Okay?
Jesse-Good. I gotta get out of here away from this kid.
Kayla-I'll just take him...She says to Kristen. Kayla and Jesse walk out of the room and down the hall.
Kristen-This has been quite a morning. What exactly did I miss? Chris, don't stand over there...Come under the covers with me and Christopher Ryan and tell me all about it.
After Chris tells Kristen the whole story, Chris leaves to get dressed because him and Kristen have plans to go snowboarding. Jesse and Kayla are in the lobby talking. Matt, Frankie and Greg were in Holly, Diana and Kelli's room making plans for the day and David was attempting to tag along with Matt.
When everyone was done getting ready, they headed off separately. Chris and Kristen headed off to get their snowboard equipment, while Matt and Kelli (Who were followed by David) went to get their ski's. Jesse and Kayla were back in the lobby, cause Jesse couldn't go out. Frankie and Diana went off to the ice rink and Greg and Holly decided to hop onto the ski lift for a little while.
Chris-I'm a pro at snowboarding...Just watch and learn...It's easy as pie....I think...Wait, no I mean...easy as a piece of brownie? No that's not it.
Kristen-A piece of cake?
Chris-Ah yes, that's it. But just try it.
Kristen-Eh I don't know. It seems a little too snowy and boardy.
Chris-Why do you think they call it snowboarding?
Kristen-I'll just watch you.
Chris-No, you're gonna learn. Besides, everyday you learn something new and you haven't learned anything new yet today.
Kristen-If you say so.
Chris-Okay first, hop on my board.
Kristen-But you're on it?
Chris-Then hop on your board.
Kristen-I'll fall down the hill.
Chris-Um, theres flat land around us for like 10 feet...You won't fall down any hills.
Kristen-Okay, I'm on the board. This isn't too hard.
Chris-You have to move.
Kristen-While on the board?
Chris-That's the idea. C'mon let's try to go down some little hills.
Kristen-As in moving, down the hill while standing on the board?
Chris-Yup. Let's try it.
Matt, Kelli and David had just finished getting their equipment.
Kelli-C'mon Ballinger boys...Let's hit the slopes!
David-Yea, let's go! I'm in!
Matt-Um, I think maybe we should start slow...like on the bunny slopes.
Kelli-Now Matt hunnie...Don't be such a baby.
Matt-No, I, I just think we need to warm up our muscles. Mother always says, stretch before strenuous activity.
David-Mom never says that?
Kelli-Whatever Matt, I guess we can go to the bunny slopes for a few minutes, so we can make fun of the people there.
Matt-Okay?
Jesse and Kayla were in the lobby when just then, Mr. and Mrs. McCartney came over to Jesse and Kayla, followed by little Timmy (Jesse's brother)
Mrs. McCartney-Oh hi dear. How's your leg sweetiepie?
Jesse-Fine. What do you want?
Mrs. McCartney-Now don't be snippy young man. (She turns to Mr. McCartney) These teen years are the most difficult for young Jes.
Jesse-Mommmm...Do you have a purpose for being here?
Mrs. McCartney-Well yes. Your father and I are going out and Leah is with Greg's sisters but Timmy didn't wanna go with them. He wanted to be with his big brother.
Mr. McCartney-And since you can't do anything because of your leg, you get to watch him.
Timmy-Jesse!! He said with a gleaming smile.
Jesse-Ohhhhhh no. Today's my day offffff. I don't wanna watch himmmm! He's like a chore...He's your kid not mine...I'm not the one who couldn't control my sexual urges for dad!
Kayla-Jesse!!
Jesse-Nah uh...I'm not watching him. No way no how. Not happening.
10 minutes later, the McCartneys were gone and Timmy was left with Kayla and Jesse. Timmy was hoping up and down on the same couch they were sitting on, while humming "Mary had a little lamb." The couch was shaking as Jesse was getting pissed off.
Jesse-Can you stop that please? He said in an angry voice.
Kayla-Jesse...be nice.
Timmy-Jesse is meannnnnn!
Jesse-I am not mean.
Timmy continues to bounce up and down on the couch.
Jesse-That's it! He gets up and limps over to
Timmy...picks him up...sits him on the floor in front of his feet and Jesse limps back over to the couch. "There...now babycakes, what were we talking about?"
Kayla-Chris.
Timmy-I love Chris. Chris is cool.
Jesse-Shhh...shut up.
Kayla-Jesse!
Timmy-Chris is cool. Chris is cool. Chris is cool.
Jesse-What are you a parrot? Be quiet. He's not cool. Chris is a gay reject.
Timmy-Okay. Chris is a gay reject. Chris is a gay reject. Chris is a gay reject. Chris is a gay reject.
Kayla-JESSE! Look what you did! No no no hunnie...Chris is cool.
Jesse-He is NOT cool. Chris is a gay reject.
Timmy-Chris is a gay reject. Chris is a gay reject. Chris is a gay reject. Chris is a gay reject. Chris is a gay reject. Chris is a gay reject.
Jesse-No, no no...shhhh.
Timmy-Chris is a gay reject.
Jesse-Ohhhh shit. Oops.
Timmy-Ohhh shit. Chris is a gay reject.
Kayla-Good job Jess.
Frankie and Diana were on their way to the ice rink. When they got there, they put on their skates and headed to the ice.
Diana-You know how to ice-skate right?
Frankie-Yea! Sure! What's to know? It's the same as skating, just on ice.
Diana-Um, not exactly. It's more slippery.
Frankie-Eh, I'm fine. He walks over and puts his foot onto the ice. He held onto the side and stepped out onto the ice. Diana glided gracefully on the ice and started to make her way around the rink.
Diana-C'mon Frankie.
Frankie-I can't move.
Diana-Just glide.
Frankie-While I'm on the ice?
Diana-Um yeah? C'mon!
Frankie-O o okay, I'm coming. He attemped to move while holding onto the side but he wasn't going very far. Just then a little bratty girl came onto the rink.
Girl-Outta my way! She said pushing Frankie.
Frankie started sliding on the ice and he couldn't stop himself.
Frankie-Dianaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....He screamed skating past her and smacked himself up against the wall and fell backwards.
Diana-Uh-oh. Frankie! She said skating up to him.
Frankie-Huh? Ow. That hurt. Where am I?
Diana-Um maybe we should take a break.
Frankie-Break? He starts to sing the commercial jingle...Give me a break, give me a break, Break me off a piece of that kit-kat bar...
Diana-Yea, we really should take a break.
Frankie continues to sing.
Greg and Holly were walking up to the ski lift.
Greg-This is gonna be so fun! I love the ski lift. You get to go up and down and up and down...and up and down again. It's madd cool.
Holly-Aren't you suppose to be like, skiing to go on the ski lift?
Greg-Well some lame people use it to ski, but the cool people just use it as a ride.
Holly-Oh I see.
Greg-Let's go.
The chair comes around and Greg and Holly are scooped into the seat.
Greg-Wee! This is fun! Are you having fun yet Hol? Look at the view.
Holly-Um we haven't really gotten off the ground yet. What view are you talking about?
Greg-Don't you see the view?
Holly-No.
They get off the ground and they start to make their way around.
Holly-This is kind of fun.
Greg-See? Now forget the view...let's make out!
Holly-Huh?
Just then Greg quickly leans over to Holly and the seat wobbles and he falls off the chair and plunges into the snow below.
Holly-GREG! STOP THIS THING! She shouted loudly.
Greg was down in the snow and people who saw him fall (even though he wasn't that high up when he fell) were running over to him, to make sure he was okay.
Kristen and Chris were still snowboarding and Kristen was starting to get the hang of it more and more.
Kristen-Ooh! Look I can do it! She said as she glided down the hill on her snowboard.
Chris-Okay. Time to stop. You'll never make it down the next hill. It's for experts and I mean extreme experts. I can't even attempt to try that one.
Kristen-Aw come on! It's so little! Can I try?
Chris-No, you'll get hurt. I heard that 2 guys died while snowboarding down this hill.
Kristen-Oh pleaseeee...Get real. I'm trying it and if I break my leg, then I'll join Jesse.
Before Chris can stop her, Kristen goes down the hill.
Chris-HOLY SHIT! She's better than I am!
When she came back up the hill...
Kristen-See? Told you I could do it.
Chris-How come I can't do that?
Kristen-I guess you're just not as snowboarding inclined as I am.
Chris-Pleaseeee. I taught you everything you know.
Kristen-True. But I'm still better! C'mon, let's go to the lobby and see what Jesse and Kayla are up to.
Chris-Why do I care what Jesse's up to?
Kristen-Oh yeah...that's right. Um, I mean...let's just go.
Back at the bunny slopes...Matt was "warming up." Kelli and David were just standing there.
Kelli-Um Matt? Do you think we could go to the other slopes?
David-It's been two hours!
Matt-I'm just getting the hang of it. Just a few more times.
An hour later, Matt was finally done on the bunny slopes.
David-Let's try Death Valley.
Kelli-Ooh yeah! Let's go!
They walk up to Death Valley.
Matt-I'm not going down. NO!
Kelli-Why not?
Matt-Because...
David-Because why?
Matt-Because you're annoying me. You've been with us this whole day. Go away. Get a girlfriend. Butt out.
David-I get the hint. He says running off.
Kelli-Aw Matt! That wasn't very nice.
Matt-Well I'm not a nice person.
Kelli-Don't be so mean to your brother. She says playfully hitting his shoulder, which causes him to fall backwards on the skiies and downnnnnnnnnn Death Valley. Matt screamed like a girl the whole way down.
Kelli-Oops?
Back at the lodge...Chris and Kristen were just walking into the lobby. Jesse was going ballistic because while Timmy was sitting by Jesse's feet, Timmy had found a permanent marker and he wrote "Tim" allllll over Jesse's cast.
Jesse-What the hell is wrong with you?
Kayla-Jesse...chill. He's little. I can't believe your parents actually let you babysit.
Jesse-Shush.
Kayla-You're pissing me off.
David walked into the lobby and Kayla saw him...
Kayla-David...what's wrong?
David-I just wanted to ski and Matt's being mean.
Kayla-Well I need to get outside, so I'll go skiing with you.
Jesse-You're not going anywhere.
Kayla-Actually I am...Bye.
David and Kayla leave.
Timmy-Jesse is mean. Chris is cool.
Jesse-NO! Chris is a gay reject....Oops! I mean...
Timmy-Chris is a gay reject...Chris is a gay reject...Chris is a gay reject...Chris is a gay reject...
Then, Kristen walks over to Jesse and Timmy and Chris is following behind.
Kristen-Hey Timmy! My man! How ya doing? She says as he high fives her. Hey Jes. Where's Kayla?
Jesse-With David skiing.
Chris-Yea, I'm sure they're justtt skiing.
Jesse-Shut up Chris.
Timmy-Chris!
Chris-Yo Tim Tim.
Timmy-Jesse is mean. Chris is cool.
Chris-Ooh good one. I like the way you're thinking.
Timmy-Chris is a gay reject...Chris is a gay reject...Chris is a gay reject...
Chris-Whaaaaaaa?
Kristen-TIMMY! JESSE! Who taught him that?
Jesse-It was all me. He said with a big smile.
Chris-Ew dude. You got your brother turned on me? Now that's just wrong.
Jesse-Whatever.
Chris-C'mon Kristen...let's go back up to the room.
Kristen-Okay. See you boys later.
Just then, Holly walks into the lobby with Greg leaning on her for support.
Jesse-What happened to you?
Greg-I fell.
Jesse-Where?
Holly-He fell of the ski lift while trying to make out with me.
Jesse burst out laughing.
Jesse-Aw man! I wish I were there to tape that!
Greg-Dude! This frostbite is biting me!
Holly-C'mon...let's go to the room.
10 minutes later, Diana walks into the lobby with Frankie leaning on her for support.
Jesse-What happened to you?
Frankie-I fell.
Jesse-Where?
Diana-He smacked into the wall and fell backwards at the ice rink. He totally lost it. He was singing the kit kat commercial.
Jesse-Ya huh.
Just then, Kelli walks into the lobby with Matt leaning on her for support.
Jesse-NOW what?
Matt-I fell.
Jesse-You too? Where?
Matt-SOMEONE...pushed me.
Kelli-How many times do I have to tell you...It was an accident.
Jesse-Jeez, everybody's hurt. I'm just glad that I wasn't out there to get hurt again.
The girls take the guys back up to the room, leaving Jesse and Timmy on the couch.
Timmy-Chris is a gay reject.
Jesse-That's really getting annoying now.
Mr. and Mrs. McCartney are just walking in...
Mrs. McCartney-Hello my boys! How are we doing?
Timmy-Chris is a gay reject.
Mrs. McCartney-Excuse me?
Timmy-Chris is a gay reject.
Jesse-Kids, you never know what they'll say. I think it''s time for Timmy's nap...
Mr. McCartney-Jesse! Are you teaching your brother bad things again?! We're gonna have a talk later with you Mr.
Mrs. McCartney-Come on Timmy.
Jesse-What about me?
Mrs. McCartney-You stay here for awhile and think about what you've done.
Timmy-Bye Jesse.
Jesse-Yea bye.
A half an hour later, David and Kayla return back from skiing.
Kayla-Oh hey Jes! I didn't see you there.
Jesse-No one seems to.
Kayla-Whatever...You're in a bad mood and I'm going to the room. Ya coming David?
David-Sure. C'mon Jes.
Jesse limps over to his crutches and he crutches himself with Kayla and David back to the room.
In Jesse, Matt and David's room...they all talked about ''different" sleeping arrangements for that night. (And we don't mean anything dirty)
