The next morning at Kayla's house at 8:43AM...Kayla was online bright and early and of course Kristen, Diana, Kelli, and Holly were all sleeping...
At Frankie's house...everyone but Matt was still sleeping. Matt was sitting there...bored as ever...listening to the on and off sounds of Greg and Chris snore...
Matt-(saying to himself) I can't TAKE this anymore!!
He gets up with two pillows in his hands and puts them on top of Chris and Greg's face...Chris wakes up instantly....
Chris-Dude....were you trying to smither me with a pillow??
Matt-You mean smother?? And no...I just can't take you or Greg snoring anymore...
Chris-I DON'T snore!!
Matt-SOMEONE'S in denial...
Chris-What do you mean by that?
Matt-You're soo slow...go back to bed....
Chris falls asleep instantly and continues to snore...
Matt goes back over to the other side of the room and continues to reminisce about last night at the lake...When the phone rings...he snaps out of his day-dream and goes to find the phone...He searches around, under all of the blankets and pillows, when he hears the ringing....coming from under Jesse's butt...
Matt-(Saying to himself) Ohhh noo....I'm not reaching under there...It's just not something us guys do....But it could be the girls....hmmm I think I'm going to go where no man has gone before...Wait wait wait...I'll just wake him up and have him move...duh....
He starts to violenty shake Jesse....
Matt-Jesse....Jesse....Get up....You're on the phone!! Literally!
Jesse-(mumbles) Go away Kelli....
Matt-Kelli?? Are you dreaming about MY girl???? Matt starts to hit Jesse in the head with a pillow and Jesse (half-asleep) starts to whine.....
Jesse-Nooooooo.....stoppppp.....it hurts....(He says half-asleep)
Matt starts laughing but sighs when the phone stops ringing...
Matt-Thanks a lot Jesse....
Jesse-Your welcome...he says with his eyes closed.
Matt-Go back to sleep man....
Jesse-(With his eyes closed) I plan on doing that once you stop hitting me with a pillow...
Meanwhile, Kayla frustrated because the guys wouldn't pick up the phone...decides to wake up Kristen....
Kayla-Kristennnn....I'm bored, wake up....
Kristen-Go away Kayla....Go back to sleep (she says with her eyes closed)
Kayla-Noooooo....I can't....I'm not tired...
Kristen-I don't care...and she rolls over...
Kayla-Where is everyone?? And why won't anyone wake up? I'm going to call the guys again...
Meanwhile at Frankie's house...the phone rings....and so does Jesse's butt...
Matt-Uh-oh...the phone....I forgot to get it before...
He walks over by Jesse...rolls him over into snoring Greg...and grabs the phone...
Matt-Hello?
Kayla-Hey Matt....FINALLY someone awake...
Matt-I know what you mean...Two snorers...and Jesse's butt keeps ringing!!
Kayla-Huh???
Matt-Never mind...It's a long story...
Kayla-What are you guys doing today?
Matt-Well since we don't lie anymore we're going to rehearsal...
Kayla-Oh cool...
Matt-You girls can probably come...we're allowed to bring visitors...
Kayla-Oh so now we're "visitors?"
Matt-Uh...be right back...
He puts the phone down and starts to think of what to say to Kayla...
Matt-Okay back...
Kayla-O k...
Matt-Soooo...do you guys wanna come to rehearsal today? It's from 10-4...it pretty much takes up our whole day...
Kayla-Well we have nothing else planned...if it was up to Kristen, Kelli, Diana and Holly...they would probably sleep the whole day...
Matt-(Laughs) Okay...do you want to call us back when they wake up...
Kayla-Okay...but I'm going to wake them up...Kristen first...Holly last....Diana and Kelli in the middle....
Matt-Yea...I'm going to try and wake the guys up now too...
Kayla-Good luck....
Matt-Yea...you too...
They both laugh and hang up....
Kayla walks over to Kristen and shakes her..."Kristen...Kristen...get up...I'm going to throw your makeup out the window....
Kristen-WHAT? Oh NOOO you're not....She jumps up, grabs her makeup and looks at the clock...."Kayla...are you CRAZY? It's 9AM?? I should be sleeping for another 4 hours at least...
Kayla-Well if you did that then you'd sleep through the guys' rehearsal....
Kristen-What?
Kayla-Oh yeah...Matt just invited us to their rehearsal...Did I forget to tell you?
Kristen-Uh yeah...When is this rehearsal??
Kayla-In an hour...actually 59 minutes....
Kristen-WHAT? Are you crazy? 59 minutes??? Why didn't you wake me up sooner?? I have to take a shower...She grabs her things and runs into the bathroom...
Kayla just rolls her eyes and turns around to wake up Kelli...
After arguing with Kelli to wake up....she finally gets up...along with Diana...The three of them all move on to try to wake up Holly while Kristen's still in the shower...
Kelli-HOLLY.....Get your ass out of bed!!!
Holly-GO AWAY KELLI!!!
Kelli-Fine...I guess you don't wanna go to Greg's rehearsal...
Holly-Did you say Greg?? grrrrrrrr
Kayla-Yes...Greg...In 45 minutes...
Holly-I'm up!!!
At Frankie's house...Matt attempts to wake up the guys...
Matt-Frankie....Frankie....wake up...we have to get ready for rehearsal...By the way the girls' are coming...
Suddenly all of the guys (except Greg who is snoring with the pillow on top of him) shoot up in the air and scream..."THE GIRLS??"
Chris-My hair!!! As he says running into the bathroom grabbing his hair balm on the way....
Jesse-I can't dance in front of the girls!!!
Frankie-You can't dance...period...
Jesse-I can too...better than you...Wow, I rhymed...see how talented I am....
Frankie-Righttt....We have to wake up Greg...
Jesse-Why does he have a pillow on his head?
Matt-Because he snores soooo loud...I couldn't take it!
Chris peaks his head out of the bathroom..."See...I told you...I don't snore...Greg does..."
Greg wakes up and says under the pillow.."I don't snore...you do Chris...
Chris-Dude...I so do NOT snore...
Greg-Dude...you so do...
Matt-You both do...now Chris finish your hair...and Greg get up! And Jesse find some food downstairs...
Jesse-I know...Dunk....
Matt, Greg and Frankie-NO....not dunkaroos...
Jesse-Fine...
Frankie-I'm coming with you...I don't trust you alone in my kitchen...
Jesse and Frankie start to go down the stairs into the kitchen when Matt says..."Wait...I'll come."
Matt runs out of the room...trips on the stairs, pushing down Frankie...who pushes down Jesse...Greg and Chris hear 3 loud screams and a thump...Greg and Chris run to the top of the stairs to find the three guys on the floor at the bottom of the stairs....
Frankie-Oww my arm...Matt get off...
Matt-Oww...my head...I can't get off unless Jesse gets off...
Jesse-Oww...my butt....It hurts!!
Chris and Greg start laughing and go back into Frankie's room.
The three guys get up and walk into the kitchen complaining about their hurt body parts...
Jesse-My butt's going to have a big bruise on it now cause of you Matt...
Matt-I'm sorry....I slipped on the stairs...
Back in Frankie's room, Greg was singing the Britney Spear's song, "Hit Me Baby One More Time." He was dancing around the room when the phone rang...
Greg-Hello? Frank Galasso's room...how can I help you?
Kayla-Greg?
Greg-Wass uppppp?
Kayla-Are you listening to Britney Spears?
Greg-Umm...no...Jesse put it on...he says as he pauses the song on the cd player...
Kayla-Oh...anyway, can't wait to see you guys in a half hour.
Greg-What?
Kayla-Rehearsal??
Greg-You guys are coming?
Kayla-Yes...us "girls" are coming....God...to Matt we're "visitors" and to you we're "guys."
Greg-Huh?
Kayla-Are any of the other guys around Greg?
Greg looks around..."No."
Kayla-Well can you find them?
Greg-Yes...
Kayla-Well?
Greg-I didn't say I would find them...
Kayla-I'm sorry...Will you find them?
Greg-I could do that...Hold on...
Greg-MATT!!!!!! We need your assistance...
Matt runs up the stairs..."Assistance...big word Greg."
Greg-Yup...I'm trying to use more of those...Kayla's on the phone...
Matt takes the phone...
Matt-I just want to apologize now for anything Greg could have said on the phone...
Kayla-It's okay...everyone's awake here...
Matt-Here too....A van picks us up for rehearsal, so they could pick you people up too..
Kayla-Uhh...now we're "people."
Matt-Huh?
Kayla-Never mind...So can you pick us all up at my house?
Matt-Yea...30 minutes?
Kayla-Thats good....I better get Kristen out of the shower now...
Matt-(Laughing) Alright...then we'll see you in a half hour.
Kayla-Okay bye
Matt-Bye
15 minutes later...the guys are all ready and they head into the van and go to Kayla's house to pick up the girls. Kelli and Holly are finishing their makeup...Diana's doing her hair...Kayla is finished and Kristen is running around doing her hair and makeup...When they hear the beep outside the 4 of them run out...
All 5 guys get out of the van leaving Louie (their producer) and Claudia (their choreographer) in the van. Everyone greets eachother as they get into the van...
Louie- So...aren't you guys gonna introduce us to your "friends?"
Kayla-(whispers loud enough so everyone can hear) "Now we're friends?? Uhhh."
Louie-What was that?
Kayla-Uh...nothing...
Jesse-This is Kayla....Kristen....Holly...and Kelli...You already know Diana though.
Claudia-Nice to meet you girls. I know you're going to have fun watching them at rehearsal...
Kristen-I bet we will...
After a 10 minute ride in the van, they finally arrive at the dance studio...
Greg-Okay...you ladies can sit over here...we're going to go change..
Holly-(mumbles) Why can't you change right here?
Greg-What was that?
Holly-Uh...nothing...
Diana starts laughing because she heard what Holly said...
The guys then go into the back room to get ready...
Greg-So...we never got to really talk about last night...he says winking...
Jesse-Yes we did...remember my dance? The pebbles? The lake? The....
Greg-No Jesse....not that...
Jesse-Then what?
Chris-Forget it Jesse...you don't understand...
Frankie-I understand Greg...So how was it with Holly?
Greg-(smiles) Dude...all I have to say are three words...We were mackin' it.
Chris-Dude...thats four words??
Greg-Um...uh...okay...I macked it...there three words. So Chris...how was it last night for you?
Chris-I got some...
Jesse-Some what?
Chris-(In a dumb way) Some flowers...what the hell do you think I got?
Jesse-You got flowers???
Chris-No stupid...I got some booty...he says smiling
Frankie-Duh...
Matt-You guys are so weird..."Macking it??" Some "Booty" (He says using the quotation hand movements) Why don't you just say you made-out??
Frankie-Cause they're weird and they have their own language...
Just then Chris and Greg look at eachother and start to sing "You know we got our own special language...that only we can speak."
They both start to laugh as Frankie, Matt and Jesse look at them strange...
Chris-Mackin' it and booty are the only cool ways to say it.
Greg-Yea..."making out" was soooo last year.
Jesse-Yea...I was makin' some booty...
All of the guys look at Jesse and he says...."Um...ya know...we did the Paris kiss....
Greg-The Parrot kiss? What the hell is the "Parrot Kiss?"
Jesse-Uh...and you think I'm slow Greg? I said "Paris" you know...the Paris kiss??
All of the guys...without saying a word...turn around and leave...
Jesse-Wait...wait up guys...he says running after them...
The guys walk into the main dancing room and Jesse runs over to the mirror...
Jesse-I think I have something stuck in my teeth...he says with his fingers in his mouth...
Chris-Dude...(Chris runs over to the mirror) My spikes are all messed up...he says fixing them...
Greg walks over to the mirror..."Yup...I look sexy as ever...he says modeling in front of the mirror...
Frankie-Yea right Greg...look at this six-pack...he says lifting up his shirt...
Matt-All of the ladies just luvvvvv my sexy blue eyes he says looking close at the mirror..."Wait a minute...Claudia, where are the girls?
All of the guys stop what they're doing and look around...
Claudia-(Laughing hysterically) Um...they're in the...visitor room...On the other side of the mirror...so they can see you but you can't see them...
The girls...(on the other side of the mirror) are laughing hysterically at what the guys had just done...
The guys look at each-other...scream and all run into the back room...Greg slips on the way...and is left outside when the other guys shut the door...
Greg-GUYS!!! OPEN THE DOOR!!!
Frankie runs over and opens the door...let's Greg in and shuts it...
They all run and jump onto the couch when Matt remembers something...
Matt-Wait!! He gets up...runs to the door...locks it...and runs back onto the couch...
Chris-I feel so stupid...
Jesse-You?? What about me?
Frankie-You? I flashed them...wait a minute...I flashed them with my sexy abs...I have nothing to be worried about...
Matt-We'll never be able to face them again...
Behind the mirror...the girls were talking...
Kelli-Haha...that was really funny...
Kristen-Yea...but when they come out, we shouldn't laugh...
Kayla-Yea...that could happen to anyone...
They all look at eachother and not being able to hold in their laughter, start cracking up again.
Kayla-You know what's been really bothering me?
Holly-What?
Kayla-What exactly are we to the guys...In the last hour, we've been called "guys," "friends," "visitors," "ladies," and "people."
Kristen-Yea...I noticed that too... Are we their girlfriends or no?
Kelli-Should we ask?
Holly-Noooo....that would be so uncool...It's like, "Oh hi Greg...I was just wondering, am I your girlfriend?"
Kayla-That sounds stupid...
Kelli-We have to kind of make them say it..
Diana-I could find out for you guys if you want...
Kelli, Kayla, Kristen and Holly-Noooooooo....
Diana-Okay...just asking...
After 15 minutes of talking, the guys finally come out, still red and embarassed...
They start rehearsal, but the guys have trouble not knowing whether the girls are watching them or not...
Claudia-Chris...whats wrong today? You're usually such a focused dancer....
Chris-No I'm coooo...
Frankie-You're cooo?
Chris-It's an abbreviation for cool...duh...
Claudia-Okay...5...6...7...8....
Jesse starts off doing the dance to "I Say Yeah" but trips and falls into Matt...
Matt-Owww....
Jesse-My butt hurts even more now...
The guys get up and continue to dance...
Greg-Frankie...stop stepping on my foot...
Frankie-It's not my fault you're a sucky dancer...
Greg-Me?? Look who's talking Mr. I always count the steps to quickly...
Claudia-Boys...Boys...Boys...Get back to dancing....
After another hour of practice, the guys take a break and go into the visitor's room to see the girls...
The girls are laughing when they walk in...but try to hold in laughing when the guys walk in...
Frankie-Uh..hi...he says turning all red...
The girls...not being able to hold in their laughter anymore start laughing...
Diana-Hey sexy ABS...
Holly-Greg...can you do a little more of that modeling for me?
Kristen-Chris...your spikes are lookin pretty hot...
Kayla-Sooo...Jesse did you get that food out of your teeth...
Jesse-Yes I did...thanks for asking!
Kelli-Matt...come here...let me look into those sexy blue eyes of yours...
All of the guys say at the same time..."Shut-up" in a joking way...
The guys go back in for another 2 hours of rehearsal...
Claudia lets them leave early today, so the guys get changed and go into the visitor's room to get the girls.
The guys walk in and walk over to their girls and give them a kiss on the cheek...The girls (still laughing) say hello to the guys...
Kelli-Wow...are you guys done already?
Jesse-Yea...Claudia let us go early today...
Frankie-Since it's still pretty early, do you guys wanna go get ice-cream or something...
Holly-Sure...where?
Chris-I know!! Friendly's!! They have the BEST chocolate chip cookie dough...
Greg-Not Friendly's...last time they didn't put Pez on my ice-cream like I asked...
Matt-No one would do that...you're weird...we're going to Friendly's...They have Reeses pieces there!!
They all agree to go to Friendly's...except Greg who is out-voted. They go outside, hop in the van and leave for Friendly's...