Just Got Weighed

I knew for Joey's song, Just Got Laid was TOO much of an easy target, so I bring you Just Got Weighed. No offense to Joey here.

Just got weighed
Can't be right
Scales tipping
What a sight
Booties flabby
Stomach too
Pump some iron
What I need to do

Check the fridge out
Clean it dry
Then once I'm done there
Jump in my ride
Going to the grocer
Buy some ham
Chips and pretzels
Add on some pounds

Needing more food
Don't you know
All I like to do is eat
Eating yeah... oh yeah

Just got weighed
Can't be right
Scales tipping
What a sight
Booties flabby
Stomach too
Pump some iron
What I need to do

Yo, people say 6 burgers is impossible
But when I get up in McDonalds I'm unstoppable
And it's probable
When ya got dinner laid down
I'll be stuffing my face til I'm big and round
Now I know you're thinking I want steak and eggs
Even if it's bread my day is made
Then I'm drinking 10 gallons of Kool-Aid
Cause I'm gain-ing wait

On the phone
For delivery
Then I, need some sweets
Buy a Pay Day
Some french fries
Yummy chicken
Ken-tucky Friiied

I like to eat lots of food
It all looks so good
When it's right in front of me
I'm wantin more of those breakfast pastries baby
Why can't I scarf em down, just scarf em down yeah!

Just got weighed
Can't be right
Scales tipping
What a sight
Booties flabby
Stomach too
Pump some iron
What I need to do

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