Fun With Names

I did something like this a while ago.. but this is somewhat different, I'm going to play with the boys names by maiking sentences from the letters.. you'll see what I mean. If you have any more suggestions, I didn't have time to do many.. just write me with them at CrunkForRuben@hotmail.com and I'll get to them when I can. I didn't get many for the guy at the end, I was thinking them up as I went along.. Enjoy!


Joshua Scott Chasez

Let's start with "Josh"...

Just Out Smoking Hash

Jesus, Ow! Shooting Heroin

Jeromes Out.. Sober Huh?

Justin Over Shadows Him

Jazzisms, Opium, Sleeping ---> Hobbies

"Scott"....

Smoking Crack On The Tour

Space Cowboy, Oh That's Terrible

Spazzing Can Overtake The Tunes

Still Can't Oust "THUG" Thing

Sometimes Conducts Orchestras To Tunes


Justin Randall Timberlake

"Justin..."

Just Use Shears, Then It's Nothing (about the fro...)

Join Us Singing, That Is Nice (if you've seen the ppv with his "very nice" comment in God Must Have Spent, you know what I mean)

Justin Uses Slang That Is Neurotic

"Randall.."

Really Ain't Nineteen, That's A Lou Lie

Rides And Necklaces, DAYUM I'm Living Large!

Ryan's A Notha Dat Ah Look Like (Phillipe...)

Return After NSYNC, Doing A Lotta Lapdances (don't we wish.. lol)

"Timberlake..."

This Is My Benz, Ebonics Really Learned After Kids Eighteen

Truth Is: Me, Britney Even Rented Apartment, Kiss Everyday

That Is My Body Everyone's Really Looking At, Kinky Eh?


James Lance Bass

"James..."

Join All: MISSISSIPPI! Say Everyday

"Lance..."

Ladies All Notice Cuteness.. Ellen?

Leather Accentuates.. Nice Clothes, Eh?

"Bass..."

Better Achieve Solo Soon

Being All Sexy Sometimes

Big Alcoholic Since Seventeen


Joey Anthony Fatone

"Joey..."

Joey's Out Eating Yogurt

Joey's Out Eating Yams

Joey's Out Eating Yaks

Joey's Out Eating Yo-yo's (ok ok that was a joke..)

Joearhea Outbreak Everyhere, YUCK

Joey's Often Eyeing Youths


Chris Alan Kirkpatrick

"Chris..."

Crazy? Here's Ritalin.. It Stops

Crappy Hips. Remember? I'm Sixty!

Cut Hair, Really I'm Sexy

"Alan...."

Always Laughing At Nothing


Steve Anthony Fatone

"Steve..."

Still Taping Every Video Expertly


That's All For Now.

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