Joey: I know the answer!!
Justin: What answer foo? We done didn't start yet!
Joey: But you said female...
Justin: Shut up dumbass.. Anyway, Lance, who you be picking for your #3 female artist..?
Lance:Shania Twain
Justin: Why?
Lance: Cuz I'm from Missis..
Justin: DAYUM! Don't dat eva' get old yo? Forreal..
Lance:Huh?
Justin:Nevamind. Hitl- Ah mean. JC, who you pick?
JC:Stacy Ferguson, cause I write for Wild Orchid and I like to plug that every chance I get.
Justin: Uh-huh. Chris, you next.
Chris: Macy Gray, her hair reminds me of you Jay! Ooooh, I'm fun-nay!!!
Justin: Mah hair be FLY. Besides, after you cut yours one of us HAD to be da one with the hair.
Joey: But my hair's RED!!
Justin: Joey, we discussed this. "Don't talk unless asked a direct question, then give short answers" Remember?
Joey: Oh yeah...
Justin: Anyway, who your #3 pick be?
Joey: Christina Auguilera..
Justin: Why?
Joey: DUH! Have you seen how hot she is??? God I'd like to..
Justin: SHORT ANSWERS DAMNIT!!!
Joey: Cause she's hot.
Justin: Whateva yo. But she does be fly.. Lance, #2?
Lance: Merideth Edwards, up and coming country singer. I manage her she's from ---
Justin: ENOUGH. JC, #2.
JC: Stefanie Ridel cause I write for Wild Orchid and ---
Justin: Oh mah gawt.. All ya'll talk about is your own shit. Ah gots da JRT Foundation, and ah'm a movie star, ya'll ain't got shit on me!!!
Joey: I'm writing a book!
Justin: Don't remind me.. Chris, #2..
Chris: Pink! Her hair's like Joey's!
Justin: All your answers be based on peeps lookin like us, dat WACK!
Joey: Guess who my number 2 is!! Guess! Jessica Simpson. GOD. In her Where You Are video she's soooo fine in that tight --
Justin: JOEY!!!
Joey: Oh yeeeeeah.. short answers. Jessica Simpson cause she's fine.
Justin: True dat. Lance, who you think be #1?
Lance: Garth Brooks.
Justin: Female. Jackass.
Lance: But Garth Brooks is my favorite artist, an inspiration --
Justin: Ah don't care. You're disqualified.
Lance: You can't disqualify me you idiot.
Justin: I don't care. I'm JRT. Ah do what I want, PEACE biznitch!
Lance: *walking off stage* Oh yeah! I have more fans now! I'm sexier than you, you look like SCREECH!!!!
Justin: *wiping away tears* Whateva. Screech? Nah. Nah. JC, your #1.
JC: Well, obviously it's Renee Sandstrom from Wild Orchid, I write for them ---
Justin: ARGH. Out. Bye. You disqualified too.
JC: But I write SONGS! I'm talented! DAMNIT!
Justin: Oh yeah, real talented. Space Cowboy?!? Dat crazy. Just cuz you make us sing shit by standing with that mean look on your face, and that whip -- *wiping away another tear* -- disqualified. OUT. BYE BYE BYE.
Chris: Me Me Me!! Whoo! My number 1 is ---> Gwen Stefani cuz --
Justin: Let me guess: Pink hair like Joey and dreads like you used to have.
Chris: --er... no. Because I overplay the fact that I like her.. duh Justin. Jeez.
Justin: You're disqualified too.
Joey: Justin! You'll like this. My #1 is Britney Spears. WOW. In her new video where she's laying in the white.. I'd like to "Do it again.. OOPS!"
Justin: WTF you say? You done did mah ho?
Joey: Um.. no! I mean like the song, OOPS!.. I Did It Again, get it??
Justin: I'll give you a pizza if you tell the truth..
Joey: Oh Lord did we do it! It was wild, crazy, and happened about 26 times! Where's my pizza?
Justin: You fat son of a bitch! Get out mah face. Time for audience to pick the winner. *stops to think* Nah. Nevermind. Ah pick da best. The best Female Singer be me, JRT. So what if I's a guy. Ah'm da host, I say what goes. Ya like dat dontcha. PEACE VH-wiz-un.
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