* Should I call NJ for a date tonight???
* Buy new controller since i broke mine beating the crap outta Brian with it for beating me at Mario Kart
* Buy cheese to go along with my whine
* Put on black undies. They drive NJ CrAzY.
* Make sure my booty fits in my black undies.
* See how many times I can swear on TV before someone notices or Kevin yells at me.
* Remember to tell Kevin to SHUT UP during interviews
* Note to self.... ditch the rat
* Take my shirt off more often
* ::thinks to himself:: Man my ass is big but hey the ladies love it
* Tell cousin IT(Kevy) to cut his hair
* Go to the BSB VS Nstink basketball game so I can rescue NJ and Nac and make sure Nstink don't win
* Smack kink boy Timerblake for trying to b like me.
* Show my house on TV more often so that the poor people with regular houses can get all pissed off and curse me out for having a bigger kitchen then their whole house "lil f*&cker"(did y'alls see the pool and the view?? ugh damn u willy rat)
* Remind myself to tell Napoleon Bonaparte to cut the eyebrows, hair and goatee.
* I wonder if I should shift my goods more often so that way they show up better in pics when I'm wearing Levi's??
