WHO GAY? U DESIDE!!!!!!

Ok all day lang i get email talk shit bout my hair and how i is gay. why you keep sendin when u know i not true it so easy 2 see?

From: Brendan (ur a lama) <in_uterxxxx@nirvanaweb.com>
To: me
Date: Thu, 30 Sep 2004 16:55:15 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: haha
haha i saw ur hate site against the melvins... they added ur site as a link on their site.... its pretty funny of how pathetic you are.... and u have a fucking mullet! HAHAHAHAHA U RETARD U HAVE A MULLET HAHAHA and korn kinda blows as well... the melvins are much more talented in every way. haha u have a mullet, thats sad and u actually look gay. I think u made this site to cover up that u were gay, people
thought that u were gay so u made an anti gay site to cover it up. Shit man thats pretty sad... u know what else is pretty sad?..... U HAVE A MULLET.

PLease Brendan (ura lama) don't you see same thing keep hapenin????!! I keep gettin email say same thing cuz aini't nothin else to say about melvins. they gay, we all know, it ok you can cry 2 your mom then get over it. They gay brendan. yes they is gay reader of this site and brendan. you say they isn't gay, they isn't gay all u want. you pray they ain't gay you say new years rezolushion melvins ain't gay this year, but guess again they still ganna be gay. they ganna be gay in 2005, they ganna be gay in 20105. you say you like music so much, they can't be gay? reelize they music is gay, you like it, cuz you gay too. why you idiots who is all gay not get it yet? i show you the pics and you still cry to me like babys. i play sports, i got girl, you got gay melvins, it obvous i know and you is WRONG!

Take look.....

Ok you ganna say Dale walk round in his whitey tightys cuz he lose his pants? give break, you know he recruitin all you gays for after they done bein gay on stage. he know gays wanna see me naked so they see i gaay and come back stage be gay too. he say, look how hard i beat drums, i beat all audience off just as hard after show in my underwear then you give anal.

now look:

here me, playin football. as u see i ain't in my underwear all sweaty, i just being regular non gay unlike u and melvins, guy on right my coach, he know melvins gay too after seeing site and i tell story of allyou guys emailin bout melvins ain't gay, lol

now look:

my oh my, what have we hear. could it be buzz not wearin shirt? yeah obvious.
me: buzz why you always taken clothes off if you ain't gay?
buzz: i is gay, why you even ask?
me: i ain't need to ask buzz, all you gay fans need ask cuz they ain't listenin to me and i obviously ain't gay.
notis he drinkin hineken, if you ain't ganna believe me after see he drink that gayness, you is crazy! he may as well drink cum ini bottle, oh wait he prob does! also notis hole in wall, stick penes in and kevin or other bass player be there give you blow job.

now see:

here two peeps u havea know aian't gay. jon davis n fred. you listen music these two then you know melvins gay for sure. tlak to fred he tell you how many ladys he been with, jon too. they ain't gay is you.