Sailor Moon - Nick Carter
Sailor Mercury - Howie Dorough
Sailor Mars - AJ McLean
Sailor Venus - Brian Littrell
Sailor Jupiter - Kevin Richardson
Rini - Aaron Carter
Luna - 'Lil Tyke
A the Carter Residence
Nick: Aaron!!!!!!
The whole household comes running to Nick's room.
Nick:Get out of my room you little spore!!!
Aaron:Gimmee that Imperial Silver Crystal!
Mrs. Carter:Nick, lower the decibels and stop picking on Aaron. Now get going or you'll be late for school.
Nick runs out of the house with a pieve of toast in his mouth with 'Lil Tyke chasing after him with his lunch bag in his mouth.
'Lil Tyke:Wait Nick. You forgot your lunch!
Meanwhile Howie and Kevin were sitting in class talking about the latest Negaverse attack.
Kevin:We have to figure out the Negaverse's next attack point.
Howie:Well using this hella cool mini computer I have I figured out that they have been attacking places in this weird star shape.
Kevin:Cool, ok then, we'll meet at AJ's temple later.
RING!!!
Ms. Haruna:Everyone take your seats.
Nick comes running in.
Nick:Sorry Ms. H but I slept in and...
Ms. Haruna:It's ok Nick, just sit down.
Nick:thinkingshe must have a date tonight.
After school. Nick is walking home with 'Lil Tyke.
'Lil Tyke:And that's why you've got to get Brian to walk me more.
Nick:Ok Tyke, now just shut up already. I've already heard you lecture me on how Brian shouldn't leave you in the same room with Leighanne, okay, now shut up!!! Or else we'll get one of my dogs to play the freaking part!!!
'Lil Tyke:Hey I haven't even started on what you and Aaron have been feeding me.
NickUUGH!! Shut up!!!
AJ's Temple
The Sailor Boys are all lounging around the outside of the temple. Howie's messing around with his little micro computer, Kevin is practicing his martial arts or something like that, AJ is sweeping the steps, Brian is sitting down watching everyone, and Nick is chewing/playing with a big glob of bubblegum.
Brian:So why exactly are we here again?
Howie:Because we're here to prepare for the Negavers's next attack.
AJAJ:The Nega-what? And why exactly are we in a temple?
Kevin:AJ this is your temple.
AJ:I've got a temple? Cool. What about that crazy old man that kept calling me granddaughter? It's like he couldn't figure out I wasn't a girl.
Howie:From the info that I found in this computer, we're the Sailor Scouts and we fight evil.
AJ:Dr. Evil??
Howie:No just evil in general.
Nick comes bursting in through the door.
Nick:Sorry I'm late but Tyke wouldn't shut up so I had to tape his mouth shut.
Brian:What the hell did you do to my dog!!!
KevinNix on the swearing. We're a family program.
AJ:At least I can still hump the stage.
Kevin:Uuummm....AJ
AJ:Don't tell me...lemme guess I can't do that either.
Kevin:Bingo
AJ:Shit
Howie:What did we just tell you. No Swearing.
AJ:If I can't hump anything, then I'm gonna swear.
Kevin:Fine
Brian:Damnit Nick, just take the tape off of his mouth.
Nick:No, I'm tired of hearing him tell me the million things that are pissing him off.
Brian:Tyke would never talk like that. He loves everything I do with him. Don'tcha Tyke.
Tyke is struggling to get the tape off
Nick:Geez Bri, if you heard what he was saying you'd flip out.
Brian:I can't stand to see my baby like this. I'm taking off that tape.
Nick:NNNOOOOO!!!!
Brian takes the tape off
Tyke:Thanks Bri. Okay for starters, I don't like my ear being chewed on. Secondly, never ever leave me alone with Leighanne. She tried to kill me last time. Thirdly,.....
2 hours later tyke was finished with Brian, Howie, and Nick and was in the proccess of chewing out AJ.
Tyke:...and I'm not to be used as something to test your hair dyes on.
Kevin:That's it Brian, I'm sorry but I;m putting that tape back on.
Nick:See I told you so.
Brian:Hey wait I think we've all learned something from Tyke.
Howie:Yeah never take that tape off again.