The scene opens up with JC and three of the Four Sisters....er....brothers....whatever. They are sitting around discussing how to catch Aaron.
JC: K guys, we need a plan.
Justin: I's been thinkin' if we's fly down der an' start to bust a rhyme and do some phat dance moves, they'll jus give dat Aaron to us.
Joey: I'm hungry.
They all stare at Joey and before then can say anything to him, Lance enters.
They all just stare at Lance, who's wearing a purple mini-skirt and a matching purple tank top, and has a feather boa wrapped around his neck.
Lance: What?
JC: What the %!@#$ are you wearing?
Lance: It's the latest style from France, duh!
JC: Yes, I can see that, but why are you wearing it?!
Lance: Do you want me to be unpopular?
JC: Just sit down and shut up.
Lance does as he is told and sits down right next to Joey.
Joey: Hey there pretty lady. I haven't seen you around here before.
Chris taps Joey on the shoulder.
Chris: Joe, that's Lance.
Joey: Eww...Lance??
Justin: I feel U man.
Lance: Hey! I can hear you, ya know.
JC: Guys...um...girls...er, whatever.
Lance: I mean how rude is that?JC: HELLO!!
Justin: Yo! I's don't have ta be nice. I's da Justin Timberlake!
JC: *Sighs* People, people...
Joey: Superman is above manners and I'm still hungry.
JC: Yo, Morons!
Chris: Wanna hear a knock knock joke?
Just then Aaron runs past their lair.
JC: Guys...er...girls...whatever, Aaron just ran past!
They all run after Aaron.
Justin: Let me get the 'lil dawg.
All: What?
Justin then struggles to catch up to him, but can't becuase of his overly baggy pants. Instead he ends up tripping on his pants and falls on his face.
Justin: Mah face!! Mah face!!
Chris: *laughing* Let me try.
Chris runs up to Aaron and tries his best knock knock jokes on him. Aaron (not finding it funny) uses his Luna-P ball. He turns it into a mallet, hits Chris over the head with it, and takes off running again.
Chris: God Damn little piece of....
Lance: *In a singsong voice* My turn!!
Lance takes off skipping after Aaron.
Aaron: AHHH!!!!...It's a monster. Kitty Power!!
Once again Aaron uses his Luna-P ball again, this time changing it into a BB gun. He shoots at Lance, who runs to hide behind JC.
JC: Okay Joey, it's your turn.
Joey: To do what?
JC: To get Aaron.
Joey: Who's Aaron?
JC: The kid we're supposed to catch.
Joey: Why?
JC: Because.
Joey: Because.
Joey: Why?
Justin: Let the J-Dawg handle this. Joey?
Joey: Yeeeessss????
Justin: Aaron be keeping chocolate in his pockets, yo.
Joey: Really?
They all nod their heads.
Joey: Chocolate!!!!!
In a flash, Joey is up and running. He catches Aaron and is holding him upside down by the time the others catch up to him.
Joey: Where's my chocolate?
JC: I never thought I'd say this, but Joey did it.
Chris: I know. Man, this world is really starting to freak me out.
Just then the Sailor Boys come running up. Sailor Moon (Nick) is huffing and puffing from the long, tiring run from one block away. Sailor Mars (AJ) is cursing under his breath about having to wear the short skirt, while Sailor Jupiter (Kevin) is giving him the "I'm warning you" look. Sailor Venus (Brian) is praying for a victory over the bad guys, and Sailor Mercury (Howie) is still going on about the cute outfits.
Sailor Moon (Nick): You guys...er...gals...whatever...*huff puff*. Stop right there. *huff puff*
J.C.: It's those darn Sailor Boys again. That's it. It's time to get rid of these scouts forever.
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