Opening Sequence

Computer code goes flying over the screen. A phone can be heard in the b/g.

Answering Machine: Wasup, this is da Boner. I ain't in right now, but if you leave a %!@#$ name and a %!@#$ number I'll get right back to ya. Peace! *Beep*

Kaos a.k.a. Nick: Damnit Boner, you were suposed to be on watch. Never mind, I felt like taking a shift, anywayz. *A click can be heard in the line* What was that? Never mind, I better go.

Fade to black.

The Chase

The scene opens up with a shot of a seedy looking motel. There are about 4 police cars outside of it with their lights flashing. The N'Syncers get out of a black car that is very reminicent of the Ford POS from MIB. All of them are dressed in black suits and ties, with the exception of Agent Justin, who is wearing a pair of baby blue Adidas warmup pants with a white wifebeater.

Agent JC: Just remember that I'm going to do all the talking you idiots.

The other four nod their heads in unison. Agent Chris rolls his eyes.

Agent JC: What was that Agent Chris?

Agent Chris: Oh...nothing.

Agent JC raises an eyebrow at Agent Chris, then turns and walks over to the police sargent.

Agent JC: You had an order to wait until we arrived before you did anything.

Cop: I think my men can handle one little girl.

Agent JC: Your men are already dead, or at the very least wishing they were dead.

Cut to interior of hotel. Kaos is standing in front of a laptop, his hands up in the air. Cop #1 inches towards him with his gun aimed on Kaos.

Cop #1: Ok, now turn around slowly, young lady.

Kaos: Damnit, I'm not a girl!!

Kaos whirls around and hits that high note of his. The cops in the room cover their ears attempting to block the sound out.

Cop #2: No...the...pain...is...to...much... He then proceeds to shoot himself to end the pain. *Don't worry I'm not going to get into the icky details.*

The other cops in the room fall to the floor in pain, oblivious to what else is going on in the room. Nick stops that ear piercing wail of his (thanks goodness) and grabs the cell phone that's softly ringing.

Kaos: I dunno how, but the line was traced.

B-Rok a.k.a. Brian: I know. You have to get out of there.

Kaos: Are there any agents?

B-Rok: Yes. 5 of them.

Kaos: Damnit!

B-Rok: There's an phone booth on the street corner a few blocks from where you are now. Go!

Kaos disconnects the phone and then begins running towards the direction of the phone booth. As he reaches the end of the hallway the N'Syncers spot him and begin shooting at him, all except Agent Joey, who had a bunch of snacks in his gun holster instead of a gun. The N'Syncers take off after Kaos as he does the jumping from roof top to roof top. Blah, blah, blah. I'm sure y'all know this part. Needless to say that Kaos reaches the phone booth right in the nick of time, so to speak.

Enter Train!

Train a.k.a Kevin is asleep in front of a computer. The screen is flashing different images at a rapid speed. Very suddenly the screen goes black, with only a green cursor in the top right corner visible on the screen.

Computer: Hello Train.

Kevin is still snoring loudly.

Computer: WAKE UP!!!

A loud beeping starts to come from the computer. Kevin wakes up and stares at the screen. The beeping stops.

Kevin: Hmm...what I'm up, I'm up.

Computer: It's about time. Follow the fake boobs.

Kevin: Aw man, I left the computer on again.

He turns off the computer, just as he hears a knock on his door. He opens the door and finds Britney Spears standing there.

Kevin: Hi Britney, what are you doing here?

Britney: Oh I was going to this new club downtown and I was wondering if you wanted to come with me.

Kevin: *Thinking about the message on his computer. They don't get any faker than that* Ok, I'm game.

The two go to the club, and once there seperate. Kevin goes over to lean against the wall watching the people in the room dance and enjoy themselves. Kaos suddenly appears and walks up behind Kevin.

Kaos: I know who you are...Train

Kevin: How do you know that name?

Kaos: I know everything about you. I know that your bored, and that your looking for an answer to a question. You know what that question is, dotcha.

Kevin: What is the Matrix? But how's some little girl gonna tell me the answer to that.

Kaos: Damnit, I'm not a girl!! Everything will be answered in time. But for now watch your back.

End scene.