The scene opens up at a BSB concert. Kevin is just leaving the stage. *Don't bother asking me where the other BSB members are, I dunno.* The screams of teenyboppers can be heard throughout the concert hall.

Deliveryboy: Is there a Kevin Rich..Richardson here?

Kevin: That's me. I'm Kevin Richardson.

Deliveryboy: Just sign here please.

Kevin signs the sheet, then takes the package the deliveryboy handed him. He opens the package and finds a cell phone in there (yeah that nifty looking one in the movie). Almost immediately the phone starts ringing.

Kevin: *answering the phone* Yee-ah?

B-Rok: Kevin, do you know who it is?

Kevin: Are you with that Matrix thingie?

B-Rok:Yes that's right. I'm the B-Rokster Brian, but you can just call me B-Rok.

Kevin: What do you want with me?

B-Rok: I want to help you. Turn around and look behind you, but move slowly.

Kevin turns his head slowly and sees the N'Syncers working their way through the crowd of people backstage. Quickly he turns back around.

Kevin: Damn.

B-Rok: I can help you out if you just follow my directions. Now head into the door on your right, the EYC dressing room. Once inside the room hide in the closet and don't make a sound, got that?

Kevin nods and does as he was told. As soon as he was tucked away in the closet the N'Syncers barge into the room. Once again, they're all in the black suits and ties with the exception of Agent Justin. *That's going to be their costuming through the whole parody, so get used to it.*

Agent Justin: Yo, I thoughts I saws him tryin' to ditch us by layin' low in 'ere foo's

Agent JC: Translation?

Agent Chris: Um, I think he said that he saw him come in here.

Agent JC: Ok. Split up and search the room. He couldn't have gotten past us.

Agent Lance: I call dibs on searching the make-up table.

Agent Joey: I get the fridge then.

Agent JC just shakes his head in disgust. They split up and search the whole room, with the exception of the closet. *Hey it's my parody and they can search where ever I want them to.*

Agent Joey: We searched the whole room. Can we go now? I'm starving and I want to see if the food stands are still open.

Agent JC: Sighs I suppose so. We can look around the arena.

The N'Syncers file out and leave. Kevin gets out of the closet a couple seconds later.

Kevin: Ok, I need some explainations here. Why are they after me?

B-Rok: Now's not the time for answers. Now head back to the stage. You're going to head through the teenyboppers to the front door and leave that way.

Kevin: Na-uh, that's crazy.

B-Rok: There are only two ways out of here, their way or my way. I'll let you decide. *Click*

Kevin thinks about it briefly, then heads towards the stage. He gets to the edge of the stage and looks out into the masses of teenyboppers. Startled at by how many there are he drops that oh so cool phone. Needless to say that the phone didn't have a chance. It was dismantled and grabbed up by the teenyboppers before it even hit the floor. Kevin backs up and runs off the stage, shaking his head as he goes.

Outside: Kevin is in handcuffs, being led into the N'Sync tour bus by the Agent JC. The other four are signing autographs in the crowd. In the throng of teenies, we see the familiar face of Kaos. He's in a girl's Catholic school uniform with two pigtails on the top of his head.

Kaos: Why do I get stuck with all the stupid disguises? Damnit, they got him.

Agent Joey comes up to Kaos, grinning ear to ear, obviously not recognizing him.

Agent Joey: Hey baby. Wanna see why I'm the man of steel??

Kaos: Damnit! I'm not a girl!

Kaos then storms off, leaving a very confused Agent Joey behind.

Agent Joey: Was it something I said??

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