Boyband High Times
Hey all, it's Luvrgal again. I was flippin through the Boyband High School paper and well I saw a few fun articles that I just had to clip out and show you guys. So enjoy!
WHAT'S HOT WITH HOWIE AND LANCE
Hey hey BBHS! Lance and Howie here bringing you the 411 on the beauty and fashion scene here. We just wanna let everyone know that we'll be holding our make-up consultation and fashion do's and don't's meeting at lunch on Friday. Now this is a good hint for all y'all that have chapped lips from that icky stage lipstick. Use a little lip gloss before applying that horrible stuff. Yuck! Why do they only have neutral tones. Gimme a tube of bright pink any day!
A Message From The Student Body Prez and VP
Prez: Wazzzzuppp!! It's me Nick, your Aquarian Student Body Prez. I just flew in from New York, and boy are my arms tired....LOL I crack me up.
VP: Whateva...dis be Justin yo Vice Prez. Even tho dem votes be rigged...I'll git yo fat ass next yea' Carter.
P: Whatever, you know this is all a popularity contest. Face it I've got more teenyboppers than you do.
VP: Awwww hell no..I'z be gettin themz fans biotch.
P: Anywayz, we just wanted to let you know that we appreciate all the votes and support you've given us.
VP: Yup, we'z the white boyz that be popping the funky dance moves. Word!
Ask Brian & JC
Q: What do you do if your friend asks you to practice "after hours" at his place?
Brian: Well if you feel you don't need any extra practice you two can always have a bible study. Never hurts to pray to God.
JC: Just take the purple pill and go to sleep. ZzZzZzZ
That concludes our column this week....remember if you have a question just send it our way c/o Ask Brian & JC.
Oddz 'n' Endz
Looking 4 the man of my dreams. Must be into make up, fashion, gossip, shopping, and horses. If applicable pls go to the quad and look for me. I'll be in the pink lipstick w/ the cell phone up to my ear. Hope to see you soon *kisses*
ATTN BBHS Seniors! In need of students to help out with the homecoming committee. If interested pls go see either Chris K. or Kevin R. to see how you can help out. Gooo Seniors!!!