Drama Club Picture.
Drama Club Picture.
Hey there, Luvrgal here. Recently I was wondering what it'd be like to see the fellas back in high school. Seeing them do the basic things that high schoolers do, go to class, trying out for sports, that kinda thing. Well with that on my mind I headed over to Boyband High to observe what them in their natural habitat. Well to my surprise I found them in the auditorium trying out for the school play Romeo and Juliet.
Teacher: I want to thank all of you here that came to try out for this years production of Romeo and Juliet. First off I'd like to get your names and what roles your trying out for.
Lance: Well I'm Lance and I'm from Mississippi. And I'm going out for the role of Juliet, cuz I'm from Mississippi.
JC: I'm JC Sha-Zay. I'm here to try out for the Apothecary role.
Chris: I'm Chris and I'm here for the role of Benvolio.
Joey: Hi I'm Joey *stuffs twinkie into his mouth and continues to talk with his mouth full* And I wanna be Tybalt *he pronounces it Tie-bolt*
Justin: I bez Justin Timberlake and Iz your Romeo.
Teacher: Okay then, let's begin. I want to start with our Benvolio and our Tybalt. We're going to do Act 1 Scene 1. Right before Tybalt comes in.
Chris: Part fools! Put up your swords; you know not what you do.
Chris starts to yell and beat on imaginary people.
Joey: *In a heavy Brooklyn accent* What, art thou drawn among these heartless hinds? Turn thee, Benvolio, look upon thy death.
Chris: What's with the accent Joey?
Joey: I'm acting, just like DeNiro. He always uses this accent.
Chris shakes his head then continues.
Chris: I do but keep the peace: put up thy sword, or manage it to part these men with me.
Joey: *Still with that accent* What, drawn, and talk of peace! I hate the word, as I hate Hell, all Montagues, and thee: Have at thee coward.
With that the two of them attempt to fight with the swords, but because they suck at it they ditch them and start to tickle-fight.
Teacher: That was, well, good. JC your up next.
JC is slumped over in a chair fast asleep. The teacher sighs and then moves on to the next two.
Teacher: Well I guess we'll move onto the balcony scene then. Lance, Justin your up.
Lance takes one last look in the mirror to check to make sure his pale pink lipstick wasn't smudged then skipped up onto the stage, up to the balcony. Justin strides up slowly so he doesn't trip over his baggy pants.
Teacher: Ok we're gonna go with the Romeo, Romeo wherefor art thou Romeo bit.
Lance: *In a dreamy far away voice* O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo? Deny thy father and refuse thy name: Or, if thou wilt not, be sworn my love, and I'll no longer be a Capulet.
Justin: What the fuck you sayin biotch?
Lance: *slightly annoyed by Justin* 'Tis but thy name that is my enemy; Thou art thyself, Though not a Montague. What's a Montague? Is it nor hand, nor foot, nor arm, nor face, nor any other part belonging to a man. O, be some other name! What's in a name? That which we call rose by any other namewould smell as sweet; So Romeo would, were he not Romeo call'd, retain that dear perfection which he owes without that title. Romeo, doff thy name, and for that name which is no part of me, take all myself.
Justin: *scratching his head* What the hell you jus say? I bez Justin Timberlake, fool.
Lance: What man art thou that thus bescreen'd in night so stumblest on my counsel?
Justin: What the hell you talkin bout woman. Now get yo ass down here so we can bounce.
Teacher: Ummm, well that was an, interesting, yes interesting way of protraying that character Justin. Well I guess that concludes the auditions. Thank you gentlemen.
Ok well this is what happened. Boyband High decided to skip a play this year due to the tryouts.