Hey I thought that these were like really REALLY funny! There are a few well...nasty, disgusting, call it what you want...I just call it AJ! *LOL* Bye, Bye, Bye! CW

"I'd like to own McDonalds, oh do I!"

"I bring the funk the little crazy whatever"

"yup yup yup yup yup"

"I REALLY can't stand these guys"

"I look like Elvis"

"My favorite color would have to be, well, I'd have to say.................yellow"

"That toilet takes forever to flush"

"You're a dork!!!(to Brian)"

"I love a girl with long fingernails, because I like the way they feel on my skin. When a girl rubs the back of my neck and she has long nails, man, that's really nice"

"It's gonna be big!!"

"I don't bowl I sing dog gonnit "

"It's a family affair"

"I'm a good reckless driver"

"I'm refreshed"

"Me and Nick are only children"

"Love is a sensation caused by temptation,a guy sticks his location in a girls destination,to increase the population for the next generation,do you understand my explination,or do you need a demonstration?"

"Welcome to Mr.Rogers Neighborhood, Mr.Rogers can't be here today I'm taking his place"

"Bring on the women!"

"Music is love, love is music, music is my life, and I love my life. Thank you and goodnight"

"You can take a shower and do laundry at the same time... anyone got any fabric softner"

"I'm not good at secrets, so don't tell me any"

"To all the fans in Germany...I'm still alive....but I can't have kids anymore"

"That toilet takes forever to flush"

"I shop more than most women"

"Being honest, when I see an attractive girl I have to say that the first thing I look at is, well, if she's looking at me, her eyes - but if she's not then....her booty! I watch it go from side to side. It doesn't matter what size it is but.... Yeah, I know, I'm a man! I'm sorry!"