Brian

Kevin Richardson: 4.2 seconds
AJ McLean: 4 seconds
Brian Littrell: 3.3 seconds
Howie Dorough: 3.7 seconds
Nick Carter: 56.8 seconds

Regis- The Fastest Finger is Brian Littrell! Congratulations!

Brian- ::strong southern drawl:: Aww yeah!

Regis- Come up here, Brian and let’s play Who Wants To Be A Millionaire!

Brian- ::runs by a group of fans giving them a high five:: Hey Regis! How ya doin’?

Regis- I’m fine, you?

Brian- I’m great! Let’s play!

Regis- Wow, it seems like you are doing my job! Hehe. Ok for $100, Which of the following is normally not a way to say hello?
A- Yo
B- What’s up
C- Hi
D- Yippidey Do Da

Brian- Well, where I’m from we get a lot of different ways of saying Hello, but I’ve never heard Yippidey do da. So that’s my final answer.

Regis- That’s right! Next: What is a ‘robber’ usually?
A- a person who steals
B- a person who eats
C-a person who is skinny
D- a person who is very fast

Brian- Um...hmmmm.....I know this one. It’s A- a person who steals.

Regis- Final answer?

Brian- Yup

Regis- That’s right for 200 dollars!

Brian- Awww yeah, y’all!

Regis- Ok, for $300, Which of the following was your lawyer when you sued Lou Pearlman and Trans Con?
A- Janet Reno
B- Regis Philbin
C- Justin Timberlake
D- Judge Judy

Brian- I know this one too. I hate that son of a... anyway. The answer is Judge Judy. Thanks god for her. If she wasn’t around, we would still be with Lou! ::Nick screams and hides under his seat with his butt sticking straight up in the air. Howie runs up to him and gently pulls him out and sits beside him comforting him::

Regis- You did it again! $300! Next question: Where did you guys get the name ‘Backstreet Boys’?
A- Lou Pearlman
B- a market in Orlando
C- a night club where AJ lost his virginity
D- Howie’s mom

Brian- I’ll have to say C! Hehehehehehe. ::AJ lunges at Brian:: Naw, I gotta say B. Final.

Regis- ::mocking his accent:: That’s right, Boy! What is AJ’s whole name?
A- Allan Jose McDonald
B- Adolph Jackson McLean
C- Alexander Jane McClean
D- Alexander James McLean

Brian- It would be D- Alexander James McLean.

Regis- That’s right for $500! You are on a roll Brian! Next one: Which of these is a name of one of Nick’s sisters?
A- Nicole
B- Mattie
C- BJ
D- Brook

Brian- Well I should know this cause we had a relationship...um never mind that, and if I don’t she will get very mad at me. The right answer is C- BJ.

Regis- Right again! For $1000, Who is the oldest member of NSYNC?
A- Lance
B- Chris
C- Joey
D- Justin

Brian- Um I don’t know this one. I’m not gonna ask the audience cause they are BSB fans and don’t know anything about NFAGS so I’m gonna phone a friend. I want to call Lou Pearlman. I know that we haven’t gotten along in the past but, he should know this.

Regis- Ok, so we’ll call Lou. Computer, get Lou Pearlman on the phone.

Lou- ::answers the phone:: Hello?

Regis- Hey Lou! This is Regis Philbin from Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. We have Brian here and he needs your help. He is up to $1000. In just a second, Brian will be on the line and he will read you a question and four answers; one of them is the right answer. You have 30 seconds, Brian.

Brian- Who is the oldest member of NSYNC?
A- Lance
B- Chris
C-Joey
D- Justin
22 seconds...

Lou- Wouldn’t you like to know? I’m not going to tell you! Ha! What makes you think that I would? I mean you are the ones that sued me!
Brian- Lou! Come on man! I need your help!!

Lou- Ok I would say it’s...
::buzzer sounds and means that his time is up::

Regis- Well, Brian. He didn’t help much did he?

Brian- I know. I should have figured that he is such a big ass bastard that he cant think of anything that doesn’t have to do with food...

Regis- What’s your answer? You can talk it out or use your 50 50.

Brian- I wanna say it is C- Joey. He looks like he is the oldest.

Regis- Is that your final answer?
Brian- Uh... no since it is for charity, I’m gonna ask the audience.

Regis- Ok, audience Brian needs your help... ::audience takes poll.::

Lance- 10%
Chris- 50%
Joey- 30%
Justin- 10%

Regis- OK, it looks like it is kinda close...

Brian- Yeah, I’m gonna go wid them though...

Regis- the audience did it again! What color eyes does Kevin have?
A- Blue
B- Brown
C- Green
D- Almond

Brian- Kevvy, man, come up here a sec.

Regis- Haha. Now, you can’t do that.

Brian- I’m gonna say D- Almond.

Regis- Final answer?

Brian- Yup.

Regis- No, I’m sorry. The correct answer was C- Green. ::shakes Brian’s hand::

Kevin- ::glares evilly at Brian::

Regis- Now let’s get some other BOY up here!



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