Kevin

Kevin Richardson: 3.2 seconds
AJ McLean: 4 seconds
Brian Littrell: 4.3 seconds
Howie Dorough: 3.7 seconds
Nick Carter: 30.8 seconds

Regis- It looks like Kevin Richardson is in the Hot Seat! Congratulations Kevin!

Kevin- ::waves at audience:: Bring it on!

Regis- Ok Kevin, come up here and get in this seat! OK it says here that you are related to one of the other guys in the group. Can you tell us about that?

Kevin- Yeah...Brian...is...my...cousin...I...have...known...him...all...my...life.

Regis- That’s great. Now let’s play the game since that’s what you are up here for right?

Kevin-.....
Regis- Ok for $100, what is the capital of Florida?
A- Boston
B- Tallahassee
C- Rome
D- Richmond

Kevin- I...should....know....this....one...cause...I...lived...in...Florida....but....I...think.... I’ll...have...to...ask...the.. audience.

Regis- You’re kidding. I mean don’t you know that?

Kevin- :laughs his countrified laugh:: That’s...my..little...joke...I...know...what...the...capital...of...Florida....is...The....answer...i s...B-Tall..ass..ee...Regis...final...answer.

Regis- $100! Next question: Which of the following us NOT a member of NSYNC?
A-Joey
B- Chris
C- JC
D- Scott

Kevin- I’ll...have...to...ask...the..audiance...for...real...this...time.

Regis- OK, audience, Kevin needs a little help here... ::audience takes poll::

Regis- Here are the answers:
A-Joey: 5%
B-Chris: 15%
C-JC: 10%
D- Scott: 70%

It looks like the audience thinks it’s D-Scott.

Kevin- Well...I...think...I’ll...go...with...D-Scott...cause...that’s...what...they...

Regis- ::interrupts:: Yeah that’s what they said the answer is. That’s right for $200!

::audience claps::

Kevin- ::waves to the fans who scream and pass out::

Regis- For $500, What is Nick’s favorite food?
A-Pizza
B-Pugs
C-Chicken
D- Hotdogs

Kevin- ::turns to Nick:: Man...what’s...your...favorite...food..?

Nick- It’s... ::producer slaps his hand over his mouth::

Kevin- Darn...it...

Regis- What’s your answer Kevin?

Kevin- Well...I...will...have...to..go..with...

Regis- Come on for the love of God! Answer the question!
Kevin- I...was..getting...there....Now....I...am...gonna..have....to ...say...it...is...D- hotdogs.

Regis- Is that your final answer?

Kevin-...Yes...

Regis- Are you totally sure?

Kevin- Final...answer...

Regis- I’m sorry Kevin. The correct answer was A-Pizza. Better luck next time.

Brain- ::yells out from his seat in a strong southern drawl:: Man, Kev, ya know back home in Kentucky if you woulda mussed a question like dat den they woulda take you ot behind tha barn and they woulda whupped ya...

Kevin- ::waves at the audience and shrugs his shoulders:: Sorry guys.

Regis- Now it’s time for the next Fastest Finger.



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