Nick
(Ignore the question for this one. Everyone knows that the only thing Nick knows
anything about is video games. So here is the question for this page...)
Put these in order from the worst video game to the best video game.
A- (an ok video game)
B- (a bad video game)
C- (the BEST video game)
D- (the worst video game)
Regis- Lets see who got it in the fastest time!
Kevin- 48.0
Howie- 39.0
Brian- 22.24
AJ- 30.23
Nick- 5.0
Regis- It looks like Nick Carter will be our next player! Nick Carter, come on up here!
Nick- ::skips to the Hot Seat:: Hello Regis! What up Dawg?!
Regis- Um... how are u today?
Nick- I’m good. Really good.
Howie- Yeah he is!
Nick- ::Checks out Howie and smiles at him::
Regis- ::gets a nervous look on his face:: Great, are you ready to play?
Nick- Yup! Sure am!
Regis- OK, first question-
What do you get when you put ice in a hot drink?
A- The ice melts and the drink becomes cooler
B- Hot ice
C- An explosion
D- Crack Cocaine
Nick- Well, I don’t think that you would get hot ice cause that’s why you microwave it. I
don’t think it would explode, cause I do it all of the time. I make Crack for AJ so I know
that’s not how you do it. So, it would have to be A.
Regis- You just won $100!
Nick- Yay! ::jumps from seat and does a Happy Dance::
Howie- ::screams:: Take it off Nick! Take it off!
Regis- Nick, come back over here!
Nick- Okie Dokie!
Regis- For $200, When is Easter?
A- January 1
B- October 19
C- November 11
D-April 15
Nick- Huh? Do you really think that I know the answer to that?
Regis- Come on. It’s simple. What’s it like on Easter?
Nick- Sunny and all of the flowers are pretty.
Regis- Good. So what time of year is that?
Nick- Spring?
Regis- Yes. Now, which month is in Spring?
Nick- April. So it’s D.
Regis- That’s correct! Now, for $300, What is the name of the faerie that takes children’s
teeth from under their pillows?
A- Dirt Fairy
B- Tooth Fairy
C- Fairy God Mother
D- Dentist Fairy
Nick- Um it would have to be the Tooth Faerie. B.
Regis- Great! Good job! Next question- How many babies are in a set of twins?
A- 4
B- 3
C- 5
D- 2
Nick- Well, there are two of Aaron,so the answer is D-2.
Regis- Right for $500! You are really doing great Nick!
Nick- Yay! ::Happy Dance::
Regis- ::rolls eyes:: Come back.
Nick- Ok!
Regis- Now, you know that if you answer the next question right, you will not only have
$1000 in the pot but you will go home with at least that much. So, for $1000, What is the
name of the dog in the show Scooby Doo?
A- William
B- Dino
C- Scooby Doo
D- Shaggy
Nick- I love this show! I know what the answer is! It’s C!
Regis- Correct again! Who sailed the ocean blue in 1492?
A- Regis Philbin
B- Your mama
C- Barney The Purple Dinosaur
D- Columbus
Nick- Umm... that’s a hard one. I think that you are old enough to have done it. My
mama is also old enough to do it too though. Barney is too old to have done it. But
Columbus is a place in Ohio, so I don’t think that is it.
Kevin- ::coughs a D::
Nick- Oh, well I’m gonna go with the voices in my head and say D.
Regis- Right again! Next one- Where are Pandas located the most often?
A- US
B- Egypt
C- China
D- The Ocean
Nick- The ocean! Final answer! I love the ocean!
Regis- I’m sorry. The best answer is C- China.
Nick- ::mouth gapes open:: Waaa! ::cries:: ::runs into Howie’s open arms and bawls::
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