Where's Tyk?
If you watch MTV or go on their site, you probably know that Tyk, Brian's dog, got "dog napped." Tyk was stolen from Brian's and Leighanne's house in Georgia. For the real story on what happened, read on.
*Leighanne was in their backyard abusing their two chichuahuas, Litty Leigh and Tyk.*
Leighanne- You stupid dogs! I hate you! Why does Brian pay so much attention to you? You are butt ugly and bark all the time. You both have this annoying voice like Chris Kirkpatrick! I'm gonna get rid of you once and for all! *raises hand to hit Tyk*
Bell that means someone is at the front gate- Ding Dong!
Leighanne- Oh! Wait until I get back! You were lucky this time, but next time you won't be! *runs to the house*
*Leslie and Ashley pull up beside the gate*
Lelsie- Wow! Brian and Leighanne really have a great looking house!
Ashley- Yeah, they do. Hey! Look! What's that little rat looking thing in their yard? Ahh! There's two of them! Leighanne shrunk and multiplied! Ahh!
*The two dogs come running up to the gate and squeeze through*
Leslie- *bends down and rubs Tyk's head* Aww. Look at the cute little doggie!
Ashley- *steps over and inspects Tyk and Litty* Yeah, whatever.
Leslie- Pet them!
Ashley- *reaches out and touches Tyk on the back. Tyk bites her* Oww! You stupid little mutt! I'll beat the living fuck outta you!
Leslie- Calm down! It didn't break the skin! It's OK!
Ashley- If you weren't Brain's dog I would...
*Tyk and Litty run and jump into their car. This is unseen by Leslie and Ashley*
Ashley- Wow! They disappeared!
Leslie- Where did they go?
Ashley- I dunno. Hopefully, they went back into their yard.
Leslie- Yeah, lets go. This place gives me the creeps.
Ashley- Me too.
*They get into the car and drive back home to VA*
*Back at Brian's house*
Brain- Hey, Sweetie! Have you seen Tyk and Litty lately? I have their doggie bath ready, but no doggies! *laughs his countryfied laugh*
Leighanne- Umm... no, Honey, I haven't. The last time I saw them was in the back yard.
Brian- *eyes narrow* Well, did you bring them in the house when you had to go let me in the gate?
Leighanne- *thinks hard. After 10 minutes* Umm... No, I don't think so. They are still outside.
Brain- *mouth drops poen* What do you mean, 'still outside'? How could you forget to bring them in the house?! They are INSIDE dogs!1 I don't know if you understad what that means, but it means they STAY IN THE HOUSE!! *grabs Leighanne by the shoulders and shakes her* (Go Brian! Go Brain! Beat the hell out of her! *ahem*)
Leighanne- *looks dased* Sorry. We can go look for them, you know, with a search-thingie?
Brian- *thinks about what a 'search-thingie' could be* Oh yes! That's a good idea! A search party! *picks up the phone and calls a number of people. In a matter of minutes people are there ready to search for the two dogs*
Back in VA
Ashley- *carrys bags in their house from their vacation. Hears scratching sounds from the backseat* What the hell?! Leslie! Come here a sec!
Leslie- What?
Ashley- I heard something move in the backseat!
Leslie- *leans and looks in the backseat. Tyk and Litty jump onto the seat from under jackets* *screams*
Ashley- *screams* It's the devil rats! Run for your life! *runs into the house*
Leslie- *reaches and picks up the dogs and carrys them to the house*
Ashley- *Jumps from behind the door and bangs Tyk on the head with a large wooden spoon* Die!
Tyk- *whimpers. Shakes head. Barks (like Chris). Pants.*
Ashley- You stupid devil rat! Why won't you die?!
Leslie- *grabs wooden spoon from Ashley* Ashley! Stop trying to kill Tyk! You don't want to go back to Joey's house, do you?
Ashley- *shakes head* No.
Leslie- Ok then. Don't-hit-Tyk. OK?
Ashley- Ok...
Leslie- *sits down on the couch* Do you realize what we have done?
Ashley- Brought two devil rats in the house?
Leslie- Yeah, expensive, celbraty devil rats. Ones that we can go to jail for.
Ashley- Bring on jail! I'm gonna kill the stupid-ass-devil-rat-looking-thangs!
Leslie- Yeah, go ahead. See what the cops have to say about that!
Ashley- Cops?! No!! I don't like cops! *runs and grabbs her little black bag from her suitcase and huggles it* They can't have it! It's mine! *cries*
Leslie- No one is going to take that thing from you if you don't hurt Tyk or Litty. OK?
Ashley- *stops crying. Takes the black bag up to her room and hides it*
Leslie- Lets feed the dogs. *goes over to the refriderator and looks in. Then soon realizes that when Joey came over the last time, he ate all of their food.* We don't have anything to feed them!
Ashley- *holds up a box of rat poison* What about this?
Leslie- *glares at Ashley. Takes the box away form her* No.
Ashley- Fine! I'll go get something to feed the devil rat thangs! *runs out the door. Comes back in a few minutes with a bowl of dogfood*
Leslie- Where did you get that?
Ashley- The neighbor's dog gave it to me. *puts bowl on floor and dogs eat*
Back at Brian's house
Brian- *walks in the house. exausted and sad* We didn't find them.
Leighanne- *holding back excitment* Oh, poor baby. I'm sorry. We'll find them don't worry.
Brian- *starting to cry* Oh. Leighanne! I'm so worried about them! What if they got hit by a car or something? I can't bare to lose my little Tykey-poo!
Leighanne- *getting mad* Do you know why I left the dogs out there? Because you spend so much time with them! YOu just forget about me!
Brian- *glares at Leighanne* Did you just say that you left them outside on purpose?
Leighanne- Uh, yeah.
Brian- Oh, man! You done screwed up now! *lunges at Leighanne and she runs into a corner. Brian picks up golf club and comes after her. Gets to her and raises club over his head, ready to hit her.*
*phone rings*
Brian- *stops and picks up phone frantically* Hello? Have you found Tyk? Where is he? Is he OK?
Ashley- *voice is disguised by computer* I have Tyk...
Brian- You do? I love you sooooooooooooooo much! I mean thank you sooooooooooooo much!
Ashley- If you send $10,000,000,000 dollars to *gives address of their house* in 40 minutes, then I will give you Tyk and Litty back- in one peice! No cops! *hangs up*
Brian- Yay! They found them! They found them! They found them! Yay! Yay! Yay! *does 'they found them' dance*
Leighanne- Who found who?
Brain- The people found Tyk and Litty, you dumbass bitch! (Yeah, you tell her brian!)
Leighanne- Oh! OK.
Brian- *wires money to Ashley and Lesie* *hears muffled Chris barks* Tyk?? *runs and opens door. sees a box with lots of postage stamps on it. Opens box and Tyk and Litty jump out* Oh! My beautiful babys! I love you so much!
The End- thank God!