AJ
Kevin Richardson: 3.8 seconds
AJ McLean: 3.6 seconds
Brian Littrell: 4.3 seconds
Howie Dorough: 4.1 seconds
Nick Carter: 45.8 seconds
Regis- It looks like AJ McLean is our next player! Congratulations AJ! Come on up here
and have a seat!
AJ- ::swaggers up to the seat:: Man, I ain’t da next player; I’m da next playa. It’s
P-L-A-Y-A. Playa.
Regis- OK, AJ. It says here that you used to be a ventriloquist. Is that true?
AJ- Yeah! I was! What’s it to ya?!
Regis- Wow, cool sit down. I was just asking you about your past.
AJ- About my past?! You trying to expose me or something? Cause if you are I’ll give
you something to expose. You can expose mah fist in yo face!
Regis- Um, let’s get on with the game. First question: Which of these does Santa Clause
give to bad children?
A- Toys
B- Clothes
C- NSYNC merchandise
D- Coal
AJ- Are you trying to say that I was a bad child?
Regis- No! I just asked...
AJ- Fine! If you wanna be like dat come on old man! I’m right here! Take your best shot!
Regis- Look, just please answer the question!
AJ- D- Coal. And according to you, I would know about that wouldn’t I?
Regis- That’s right! $100!
AJ- Ah! So you’re admitting to calling me a bad person with a rough childhood! I see
how you is. ::grabs Regis’s collar and pulls him up to his face:: You old, wrinkly, saggin,
bas...
::security runs up and pulls AJ off of Regis. They cuff him and drag him from the
building::
Regis- Well, they say that Johnny No Name leaves in cuffs after every show. I guess
they’re right!
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