The Backstreet Boys, N Sync, Britteny Spears, and The Moffats, Live in Toronto!
"Hi and welcome to the ‘1999 Toronto Summer Slammer’ Toronto’s annual concert with the latest bands. I’m your host Meg Brant. This years music guests are *drum roll*: Backstreet Boys, ‘N Sync, Brittany Slu..Um Spears, and our very own Moffats! Let’s see what’s going on backstage!”
Meg walks backstage. Kevin and Howie are talking as the make-up artist slaps a big puff of powder on Kevin’s face while in the middle of a word, getting powder in his mouth. “Watch what you’re doing you clumsy fool!” Kevin roared.
“Now Kevi-kev, we’ve talked about this temper. It’s not her fault.” Howie said pointing at the make-up artist “She didn’t mean to, right Agnes?”
“Bite me” The make up artist (Agnes) replied bitterly.
“See? There is no reason to get upset Kevi. “ Howie smiled as Meg looked at him, uncertainly, and walked away.
“Now, we’ve seen what 2 of the Backstreet boys are up to. So let’s see the other ones” Meg Continued to walk further down the hall until she heard playful yelling coming from a room. “That must be the boys now!” Meg opens the door to find Nick making out with Brittany Spears.
Brittany looks her way. “Like, hi! This is Brittany Spears! With my new Boyfriend Nick Carter!” Just then Justin Timberlake walks in.
“Brittany! You said I was your boyfriend!” Justin yelled.
“Wait-Wait a minute, I’m not your boyfriend!” Nick yells. “Oh, crap this is live tv! Man! My mommy is gunna see this. Mommyyyyyyyy!” Nick runs away crying, and Meg silently slips away while Justin and Brittany fight.
“Well this has been an interesting day. Let’s go see the Moffats and the rest of ‘N Sync, and maybe they will be normal “
Meg walks into the dressing that ‘N Sync and the Moffats were sharing. “Due to the cheap people responsible for the Summer Slammer, there has been a shortage of dressing rooms, and some one has to share. (We picked names out of a hat.)”
Aj was in this dressing room arguing with Joey about something. Meg thought she should avoid this fight and go on to the Moffats. Meg went up to Scott and said “ Hi Scott, I’m Meg.” “Pleasure to meet you Meg” Scott said. ‘Finally, somebody in this town is normal’ Meg thought. “Scott are you happy to be back here in Canada?”
“Well it doesn’t seem to matter where we go we’re still bothered by annoying press people like YOU!” Scott said. “Oh yeah, to you fans out there, we have a new CD coming out in January 2000. Don’t forget to buy it.” With that Scott walked away.
“Geeze.” Meg said under her breath. She walked over to where Bob, Clint and Dave were. Meg smiled at them. “Hi I’m Meg.” Meg smiled once again trying to get their attention but they seemed to be very involved in something. They were walking around Dave.
“That’s nice” Bob said not looking up from Dave. “Now Meg, We are having sort of a dilemma. Do these pants make Dave’s butt look big?”
“Um, no.” Meg replied. “So, are you glad to be back in Canada?”
“So your sure these pants don’t make my butt look big?” Dave asked trying to look at his own butt. “I have an idea” Dave walks over to the mirror and looks over his shoulder “Oh, you’re right. My butt doesn’t look too big! Thanks Meg! Come on guys let’s get something to eat” The guys went and left Meg alone with Lance, Joey, J.C., Chris, and AJ. AJ and Joey were still fighting. Meg went over anyways.
“So, what are you two fighting about?” Meg asked them with her cheesy reporter smile.
“Super Heroes.” Joey replied “AJ says that if Spiderman met Superman he would kick his ass. I think that if Batman and Spiderman joined forces they still wouldn’t be able to beat Superman. I mean, he has the strength of 11 men!”
“Okay. I’ll let you 2 debate.” Meg walked over to Lance and Chris.
“Hi boys. What are you 2 talking about?” Meg said hoping it wasn’t superheroes.
“We’re just talking about this make-up.” Lance said. Meg was starting to wonder about Lance. “I like the way this blush brings out my cheekbones. But When you get it on your clothes, ugh, it is just impossible!”
“I know!” Chris exclaimed. “Ooh look at this lipstick she’s got on Lance! Isn’t it just darling? What kind is it?”
“Um, it’s called Merry Mauve.” Meg said. “And for the blush, there is this stuff by Cover girl that doesn’t smudge.” Meg looked in her purse and thought. ‘Look at me, I’m giving make up tips to ‘N Sync ‘. She pulled out a bottle, and gave it to Lance. “It won’t get on your clothes. And if it does, it’s easy wash out.”
“And it’s just my colour!” Lance exclaimed. “I’ll have to buy some!” Lance looks at the bottom of the liquid blush bottle and read the name aloud. “Beautiful Beige.”
“No, keep mine. I get it free from work.” Meg said looking at her watch. “Nice talking to you. I gotta find J.C. and Brian.”
“Thanks Meg. J.C. and Brian are playing Nintendo right through that door. Bye Meg!”
Meg walked through the door Lance pointed to and found J.C. and Brian fighting. Fist fighting.
“Whoa, Whoa! Stop that‼” Meg yelled. Brian looked up and smiled at the camera pointing in his face. While Brian wasn’t paying attention J.C. punched him in the stomach.
“Owwwwwwww! My Tummy!” Brian looked embarrassed. “I mean stomach, gut, crap factory.”
“J.C.! What was that about?” Meg asked.
“He cheated! We were playing Mario Cart in Nintendo 64 and he went right in front of me and put bananas on the track, and I lost cuzza him.”
“Well I’m sure he didn’t mean to. Now you apologize. You too Brian.” Meg demanded.
They both groaned like nine-year-olds and shook hands. “Sorry.” The both muttered.
“That’s better. Now you boys play nice.” Meg told them.
“Well we covered just about everyone. This will be one interesting concert. Thanks for watching ‘Meg’s Backstage Peak’ and we hope you enjoy the show.”
THE END!
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