Parodies Of Backstreet Boys songs!!!

Show me the meaning of being homely
So many looks in the broken mirror
It’s hard to see with all those cracks
So hard to glance
Without laughing, and maybe
If I get a makeover
Cut my hair, fix the twitch, become
A hot guy who’s lots of fun
They tell me…

(Chorus)
Show me the meaning of being homely
Is this why they say I am a squirrel
Tell me why people always gag and barf
The second that they look at me

Life goes on and on each new day
People laugh, calling me gay
They never say Howie is hot, baby
Nasty hair, drool, and the long toes
The quick eye twitch
And two huge buck teeth
Girls look at me, then they run
They tell me

Chorus

No one will help me
I am way too ugly
Beauticians all say nothing will help
What could make them possibly ever say
I’m homosexual
I’m just a little ugly

Chorus

Yeeee-ahhhahahaha
I will always hide
When you come on TV, squirrel
And let me tell you now
You are pretty darn lame, squirrel
All of your time spent acting so gay

(Chorus)
Dumb-butt Howard can't you see, can't you see
You have unusual sexuality
You cruise through the town
Get with guys at night
And that's why you can't get a wife

Looking at the stage 
And I see your body spaz, fruit cup
Wishin' I could throw up on your nasty stomach, fruit cup
Cause, chickchick Howie, you're del monte

Chorus to fade

Yeah-eh-hah
I am so tired 
Of all those liars
Believe, when I say
Nickay is so gay

But fans all say he is straight
Can't face the real truth 
When I say
Nickay is so gay

(Chorus)
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a homo
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a woman
Tell me why
I love it when I hear you say
Nickay is so gay

Are you so tired
Of all those liars?
But Nick won't just come out
But I still say he's gay

Chorus

Now I can see he's acting like Ellen
And he looks a lot like her too, yeah
No matter the covers
I want you to know
That I am telling the truth

I am so tired (chickchick)
I am (I am I am I am)
Please go ahead and say

Ain't nothin' but a homo
Ain't nothin' but a woman
I love it when I hear you say
Nickay is so gay

Chorus

Tell me whyyyyyyyyyy
Ain't nothin' but a homo
Ain't nothin' but a woman
Tell me why
I love it when I hear you say
Nickay is so gay

Cause Nickay is so gay

Yeah-eh-hah
You are my fire
The one desire
Believe, when I say
I want you that way

But we must restrain ourselves
The fans will kill us
When we say
That I want you that way

(Chorus)
Tell my why
Ain't nothin' but a longing
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a yearning
Tell me why
We really aren't allowed to say
I want you that way

Am I your fire?
Your one desire?
We are both del monte
And I want you that way

Chorus

Now I can see that we've both realized
That together we're meant to be, yeah
No matter that species
I want you to know
That deep down inside of me...

You are my fire
The one desire
You are (you are you are you are)

We're not allowed to say
Ain't nothin' but a longing
Ain't nothin' but a yearning
We really aren't allowed to say
I want you that way

Chorus

Tell me whyyyyyyyy
Ain't nothin' but a longing
Ain't nothin' but a yearning
Tell me why
We really aren't allowed to say
I want you that way

Cause I want you that way

Open up my brain to see
And look what's in my mind, oh yes
I know that it is filled with empty space
And that's why I'm singing this song to you and...

(Chorus)
I fail to be bright
I'm dumb as a cow
I know deep within my heart
My brain is dark inside, there is no light

I really fail to be bright
I only know how to say my name
Sometimes the words they
They come out so wrong, oh yes they moo
And I know in time AJ will let me talk
Instead of beating me every night, and...

Chorus

All those endless times I made an idiot of myself
I never could pass 
second grade
I know deep within my heart
My brain is dark inside, there is no light
I really go moo, ooooh-ooh
I fail to be bright, I go moo, oh I go moo Howie
I'm dumb as a cow
I look like on too, I look like one too
I know deep within my heart
Oh, my brain is dark inside, there is not light
All I know is Howie,
I really fail to be bright

You always put me in with a shove
It's not the color, size or shape
That can scare me enough
To wet my pants at the sight of you
And there is never a day that passes by
I don't run from you
You are always chasing me
Pushing me and shoving me
Always to get in

(Chorus)
You shoved me
Into the dark and dirty car
You shoved me
And you drove us really far
You shoved me
And pushed me in with your dark hands
Howie, you always had
The purple van

I have been so scared
Having nightmares all of the time
About time we shared
And I can always see your face
And it makes me wish that I could buy a can of mace
I plot and think as hard as I can
In hopes that I can get back at you
And steal the purple van

Chorus

You scared me very much
You scared me really bad
And you scared me and made me go raving mad
I wanna kill you for your ways
And I'm going to end your days

Chorus

Howie, you always had, How, you always had
How, you always had, you know you always had
Howie, you always had...the purple van

I hate that van

(Kevin's "seky" talking part...the rest is ME!!!! singing)
Hey guys, why can't I ever sing?
You always leave me with these gay, lame talking parts
Now all I ask is for a chance to prove that I can sing

From the first day
That I heard your gorgeous voice
Kevin, I knew tha tyou should be
Given way more solos
Millennium came
Sure enough, you got to sing
But only a few times
Everyone was still suppressing you

You deserve
Try it guys, just once
Give him a song and
He'll prove you all wrong
Fans everywhere love you, Kevy-Kev
And we think you should sing way more

(Chorus)
Kevin can never sing
He is way too suppressed
Nick should just die
And then you could sing
Rather than just playing
That dumb piano
Kevin can never sing
He is way too suppressed

As time goes by
They will come to realize
A little bit better
That you can really sing, turtle, turtle
And I know you're afraid
To let your feelings show
And I understand
But now you need to fight back, because

You deserve
Try it guys, just once
Give him a song
And he'll prove you all wrong
Fans everywhere love you, Kevy-Kev
And we think you should sing way more
Howie, why can't you see

Chorus (x2)

Today, right now
Let him sing
Today, right now
Please let him sing

Chorus

Nickay, ooh
Even the dumb fans can see
You're not acting truthfully
Deep within my soul I know
You're really a homo freak
You look like a woman
And in time
You'll see you're just an Ellen clone
But I wish you would
Right now, Nickay

(Chorus)
Quit peaking out of the door
Quit peaking out of the door
Disguise your gayness no more
You are woman hear you roar
Just open up, come out (of the door)
Please don't lie any more

You live your life in pain
To keep your little fans happy
Everything you hide
Just hurts you
And that is something we can see
Sometimes I wish i could
Pull the door
Of the closet open for you
I think you should
Yourself, Nickay
You'd better

Chorus

Nickay, Nickay
The love that you have is so strong
Don't leave poor Howie out in the cold
Oh, Nickay, Nickay, this is not right
Let's out you tonight

Chorus

As long as you're leaving
Although all the profit we get comes to us from you
We're sick of all you stupid fans
Ten year olds say we're hot and that we're their men
Screams echo across the land
And how we put up with you is a mystery
We can't get you out of our hair
Don't care if we lose all of our money
As long as you leave us

(Chorus)
I don't care who takes you
Where you go
What you drive
As long as you're leaving
Who takes you
Where you go
What you drive
As long as you're leaving

Every little thing that you have said and done
Makes us lose our sanity
We're about to kill ourselves, please pass the gun
We think that it's easy to see

Chorus

Why can't you all be more like normal fans
More like sane Kaitl-in
And Claudia and Cary
Maybe you're hot and you look like fun
We don't care, as long as you're leaving

Chorus

I could tell when I stepped out the door
And I saw you standing there
Caught in about the way your crack looked
I couldn't help the way I drooled
There was some mysterious force
Leading me here to you
So I stood there watching
And I was hypnotized
By the beauty of the crack
And the money that you got
And I was lost inside your world with you

(Chorus)
Hey Mr. Dealer keep selling that crack to me
Out of the bag, in my hands, it's gotta be
Let's get it on
Deal all night long
Mr. Dealer, Mr. Dealer can you sell it to me

Now it feels like it could be moments
As I hand you my money
Every single ounce that I take
Only makes me want some more
And seems like the earth's spinning fast
How can I make it last?
As I keep on smoking my sanity's gone
I go to the tattoo parlor 
And I get a tenth tattoo
And I decide to peirse my eyebrow too

Chorus

Now I look
Like a big freak
Cuz my judgement
Was taken by crack
I will do, do anything when I'm high
Get tattoos up the wazoo
Come and keep sellin', I'll keep buying

Chorus

  

If I could lose
Some weight before I die
Maybe I could
Move out of this sty
Cause I'm eating more
Than I did before
And I can't take a day
Without a big fat snack

Oh if I could change
If I could change my size
Maybe you could help me
Wipe these crumbs from my mouth

(Chorus)
Oh, I should stop
This food from going in my mouth
Cause I can't face another day at this size
But if I take away the yummy food
That surrounds me
Then I might break down and cry 
Just like a pig

Oh I can't wait long
Twinkie, can't you see
If I fail to bring your sugar into me
So I'm eating on
I hope you understand
That your sweet creamy center
Weakens this fat man

So if I could change
And it won't hurt me much
Maybe you could help me
Wipe these crumbs from my mouth

Chorus

Like a pig
Just like a pig
With it's creamy white filling
I ate it all (yes, I did)

Like a pig
Oh, Twinkie, like a pig
Think of what my bod could be
If you'd only set me free
Like a pig

Chorus (x2)