Well, we decided that you needed to know more about the wonderful, beautiful, talented, funny young women that make up the Scott and Scooter crew. Oh and in case you were wondering about the names....they aren't our real names!! Wow!! But hey, some people aren't the brightest of the bunch *cough*nick*cough*....one day we were watching Road Rules and these two guys came on and were like, hey we're scott and scooter!! And cause we wanted to be like Frick and Frack, we decided to give ourselves gay nicknames too! That's where Scott and Scooter as you know them truly began********************************************************************** Scott: Age: 14 (yep, right in the teeny bopper range...but I'm not one...really..I just spend all my spare time making a bsb website...really!)************ Favorite BSBer: Hmm....well this is a hard one....lemme think...KEVIN?? Wow..that was hard. We all know how much I love my hard chested, tan, Kentucky-raised, slow speakin, booty shakin, big eyebrowed sex machine. I can't get enough of him. I mean, I don't even mind that he can't dance for shit and he never lets us forget that Brian is his cousin...he's known him all his life...Hot Damn Kevy-kev I had no idea!! By the way...Brian's my second favorite..that's where the whole KFC thing began...now all of a sudden it is my dream to move to Kentucky and live in a log cabin and shit. Wow I love them.*********** Least favorite BSBer: HoDo...I mean Howard. I swear this boy is greasier than a bucket of KFC chicken (what..KFC? OMG Kevin!! AHHHHH!!! Faints like the teeny bopper that she is)......ok I have admitted millions of times how cute Howard is and how sweet he is. But I can't get past his troll-ness. Sorry babe. Nick is almost the worst, but he'll survive, only because he uses soap which is a very admirable quality in a man, and I have a threesome with him and Kevin every night.******************************************************** Scooter- Three some everynight? Wow, that sounds like...omg, Me, Kevin and A.J.!!!!! I'm Scooter, as you can tell. and be afraid, I'm much more grotesque and horn-ball like than Scott is. I am 15..wow, an older woman, but scott's b-day is EXACTLY two months after mine, so she's on her way to being an old fart, like me.*********************************************************** My fav. BSB is wow....also KFC, kevin's fine coc...I mean, Kentucky Fried Cousins...whew, what was a close one...and yes, I LOVE KEVIN'S DANCING! That just shows that I love him more than Scott. But it's really a tie for my fav. the other one is...(Duh...)A.J. Mclean. God, this boy can dance, this boy can sing, and damn, this boy's nickname is boner! I mean, how more sexually blatant can you get? Not much, which is the way I like them!!! hahaha, I love it!!!.But, I have a weakness..oh god, I hate to admit it, I'm in love with the enemy. I love Lance Bass...as I said on the chris bashing page...he's so sweet, and cute, and those eyes, and deep voice...but I don't really like "the blondes" as Scott says... and yes, I have a three way with Kevy-Kev, and Boner (giggles like a little school girl), every, single night. I love sex..lol, that was really funny to me.********************************************************** My least fav. is Nick. God damn it. He is SO STUPID. that is my least fav. thing in anyone, I'm sorry, people who are just so ignorant of everything and so oblivious to reality piss my right off. I have a good nickname for him though....Fat White Shark...only because, he doesn't want to be white (ahem*juju Timberflake*ahem), he's bloated looking...you have to see this one pic I'll post which proves it, and he's "really in tune with the ocean" kiss mine, carter. the only thing you're really in tune with is that damn nasally voice of yours, and kevin's anus. Please....let's be real here...***********************************************************
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