Why Do People Have To Suck So DAMN MUCH?!?

See....Even Kevin's Angry!!!!

Celeb's we hate....

• *N'SYNC...minus Lance and J.C.....but Oh god, everybody knows about the Chris hatred...if not, go read the Fugster page!
• Kevin Bacon....this guy creeps me out.....
• Lou Pearlman...stupid fat man....and if you watch Making the Band (Scott's fave show) you see he's already ruining the new band...god damn you leave them alone!
• Carmen Electra....She's a whore...and AJ had a crush on her
• Jennifer Love Hewitt....just look in the official book
• Gwen Stephanie.....AJ had a crush on her too...ugh
• Pamela Anderson....our little Bible thumpin' boy Brian has a crush on her....and his fiancee is a Pamela wannabbe
• Nickolas Cage.....he's just weird
• Spice Girls....ahem..look in official book...and they just suck too....
• Britney....I know, I know, how cliche, but we do...although we have a soft spot for the lucky video....omg I love it!
• Ananda Lewis...1) your name should be Amanda, duh 2) scooter read somewhere that she won't let ANYONE touch her hair, she always does it herself and crap..I mean, c'mon, get a grip on it, it's not that pretty anyways
• Leo Dicrapio...I know, another cliche, we don't care anymore!!!
• Mick Jagger...no, I take that back, ALL of the Rolling Stones...damn, scooter has a serious problem with them...it's scary sometimes
• any country singer...except the ones that lance is gonna manage..

People in our personal lives we hate...beware, it's gonna get ugly --this is scott's list only...

• Awww..I read Scooter's list, she said anybody who is ever mean to me....I feel the same...anybody that is mean to her is goin down
• Ok..I know this is a celebrity, but I had to put it in. The lead singer from Creed, I can't even stand to look at his name to find out what it is. This guy creeps the hell outta me. Just in the Higher video..ugh it ruined the song for me...nobody wants to see some nasty dirty guy in a wifebeater and leather pants humping his microphone stand....ugh this video just pisses me off to no end.....UGH
• Uhh...this kid I know named Mike...he found out some stuff about me while pretending to be asleep on the bus....then he threatened to post it all on his webpage...wow isn't he cool??!!
• This other kid Chad...it kinda goes back to the Mike thing...Mike made up that I was talking shit about Chad on the bus, then Chad told people what the hell did he care if the ugliest girl in school didn't like him...then he came up to me and said so u think I look bad in a swimsuit? Well, you look even worse.....I have never spoken about Chad in a swimming suit...ugh i hate these two kids more than anything!!!
• This girl who used to be one of my best friends here...then all of a sudden we hit high school and she all of a sudden became sooo much cooler than me....she became the biggest whore....which I HATE....and now she thinks I am like a "little person" because the guys aren't constantly groping me.....hot damn I hate that girl!!! oh she also told this guy I liked that I liked him and she completely ruined the frienship that the two of us had...but she only told him b/c SHE liked him and needed and excuse to talk to him and she knows he won't listen unless she tells him something good....
• OMG...this girl Susan....she thinks she is just soooo smart and she tells people that I am stupid....but then one time we had a pop quiz in english and I got a 100 while the rest of the class...including her....got 70s, and she's like oh who'd you cheat off of, there's no way that YOU could have gotten 100!! Back up bitch, I'm smarter than you and you know it.
• omg...Cheryl....this girl is sooo annoying....listen to this...she makes lists of fat people who wear tight clothes and skinny people who wear baggy clothes and then tells people about them...like she should give evrybody a makeover and stick all the skinny people in skank clothes like her and all the fat people in like pajamas.....god I HATE this girl!!!!!!
• My brother's gay friends who come over every night and have super soaker wars...they dress in all black and have these huge water guns and run thru the neighborhood screaming at night...and the sad thing is, half of these kids are out of high school and the others will be seniors next year. Last night Scooter and I made the mistake of going outside and they came charging at us and got us all wet..then they sprayed right in the house and got the nice rug all wet...then the worst thing is when we told our moms (who were out drinking by the way) they were like here's a word of advice...dont open the door. God, I felt like a parent in that situatiion....god i hate my family!!
• OMG....this kid Brian...Scooter and I were the freshman boys lacrosse stat bitches, and Brian didnt like us apparently and he told us never to come to any of the other games....god damnit i hate him!
• Oh and I wanna add in the Gay Author like in Scooter's....this kid is a horrible person...i used to be friends with him..now he just pisses the hell outta me...

People Scooter Hates....I hope there's enough room for this all!!!!

• Anybody who has ever been mean to Scott..I'm her bodyguard
• My Ex- he's such a fucking homo, he dumped me via note..spineless fuckface...wow, I'm not bitter....
• there's this girl I know, she's the most stupid person ever, I can't stand her!!!
• My old history teachers...Bru and church...I HATE THEM! I used to get in so much trouble with them...bring it on bitches!
• Dan R. and Dan D....these guys are such asses as well....
• Mike T....this kid has screwed scott and I over so many times, he deserves to die
• These twins we know...oh man, it's so funny, they love us!!!
• Like the girl I mentioned earlier, there's this guy that I totally can't stand because he's so fucking stupid
• the gay author....if you know this one, you have to agree with me here....
• Oh man, there was this kid in like third grade that I hated more than anything, Chris Kolber, I think that was it, I wanted to kill this kid, I hated him, I still hate him because I remember hating him so much...and I think he was in love with my best friend, which just pissed me right off, damn it, I need to call my therapist.....(gets cell phone, hits #1 on speed dial....)
• Catherine Boswell, she used to be my total tied for best pal with joanna, we had a
• Whitney Anderson, same story with catherine, but she totally dropped me flat in like 3rd grade....bitch......this all just makes me love Jo. more....an everlasting love....lol nah nah nah