Let's see here, where an almost four year obsession has brought me to view those five "incredible" guys of *NSYNC. But what really is there to love behind the fake smiles, makeup, and the lines that try to cover up their "pureness" for all the teenies.
Sure I love the guys of *NSYNC. But not mainly for them, but basically for the music. But strip away the music and the harmonies and what exactly do you have? Hmmm?
So lets start the interrogation like that little Yoda guy did to Anakin shall we (hmmm... hmmm...)?
Okay lets start with Justin,(DISCLAIMER 4 Justin lovers: All who take offense to bashing of the lil heartthrob, best just skip past this part. CUZ basically I think he's an Egotistical pig--"oink-oink".... so... there you go.) the young and "spiritual" heart throb. While I would like to begin his list of "no-no's" with his whole preference in women (er... Britney) I feel one must view the whole picture. With his sexy curly hair now.... GONE, and hips no longer as appealing as they once where now where are we? Oh yes!- his god damned ebonics! Must we yet again remind him that he is a southern white male? The whole thing just makes him seem so stupid. And are you not all just exhausted by his stupid "comedy" antics during interviews and crap. I mean he's totally stealing the spotlight from the Original Joker-- Chris.(Like what was up with the whole thing on MTV Icon, a tribute to Janet --"oh and she's fine"?) And what's up with the whole moaning thing... it makes him sound like a girl... One tip for you J... leave the moaning to JC.
JC.... Oh yes! The wild hyperactive guy of the group. Let's just say one thing before I begin my segment on the Joshua Scott Chasez--He is my favorite member of *NSYNC... but I love them all so I have to bash him too(but only a lil!) Ok... JC for you. While I love the voice (damn do I love the voice) and the moves... ohoh!and the body.... cuz he's a "hottie with a naughty body"(as SGG would say) what's up with his constant need for sleep? Have you ever noticed how when he's on stage he's like the most spaztic?Must be the crack? Ya? And is it just me or does he seem incredibly horny...I mean whats up with the moans (even though I love them)? And then there is the hair... oh god the hair. What the hell is up with that? What is this the a chain of bad hair? I mean first it was Chris with the dreads, then Joey with the red "Ronald McDonald" thing, then JuJu with the 'fro and now JC? JC? I thought he was the pure one... damn its like he's doing a flash back thing to his "Wipeout" days on the MMC! NO!!! And he has like the best hair out of all of them... and now he's ruining it! Damn you JC!Damn YOU! God... people start sending him scissors to cut it off! But basically no matter how crazy he is, or how bad his hair is look past that and look at his passionate blue eyes, the way he sings his songs with so much feeling.... gotta give him props for being the most passionate of the group.:sighs dreamy eyed:. While I would love to sit here discussing the most beautiful member of *NSYNC I must move on because there are 3 more to go... so bye bye bye my beloved JC (lol)
Okay next there Is Joey. The big pimpin Mack Daddy of the group. Of course I would not go far enough to say that he surpasses other pimps (like mah man Tony) but he's a little over zealous in his extracurricular activities. He used to be my second fave (after JC of course) and now he's just stooped way down to number five. It's not that he's not cute, because he is. But he sure has changed since the group first started getting big. I mean seriously he's looking pretty shitty these days. He has definitly gotta be on something. I mean he has gained weight(hint:marijuana makes you hungry...ya? ya?) And he looks so pale and gross, what's up with that? Now he's just a big blob of depression when you look at him. I feel bad for the way he looks now a days. And then there is the whole kid thing. I mean I'm not some teeny who freaks at the idea of them having kids and stuff...but I mean with all he has got going for him he goes out and starts poppin' out kids. I mean really is he even planing on marrying his girlfriend? Or is he just gonna live up to his title as the pimp of the group. I dunno, Joey just isn't too tight with me now a days.
Next on my list of *NSYNCers is Chris. Personally I have nothing against the guy. But I do feel bad for him. Did anyone check him out on Larry? I mean he was so depressed I thought he was gonna cry. Watch ten years down the road when they are on VH1's behind the music we're gonna find out he was in a Marie Osmond situation...just watch! His humor is kool, but haven't y'all noticed how suddenly it has started to dwindle (maybe its because Justin keeps interrupting while Chris is cracking the new jokes)? Maybe Chris is just getting too old for the group. I mean he's gonna be what 30 this year? Damn! How many thirty year olds run around in front of thousands of prepubescent girls serenading them with "This I Promise You" or bouncing around in leather and humping the floor singing "Digital Get Down". Sorry... he just can't turn me on anymore.... sorry Chris!
Then there is Lance, the "southern comfort" of the group. While Justin would like to call himself the man with the southern gentleman disposition (that can be oh-so-sexy)... he is not. It is the Bass member of the group who by all means has the drawl, the looks, and deep voice that makes ones insides scream for him. I mean how many red necks are there out there that can make a city girl (like me) get all hot and bothered(lol)! Well Lance is the man. Originally my fave...(before my second *NSYNC concert where I learned the wonders of Chasez) Lance is now holding steady in second place. And might I say he's the other member of the group who currently can not be labeled a "freak" because of his appearence. Of course that all may change once JC passes the hair thing down to the last memeber of the group...(NO!) But right now I must say I am very content with the lil' business man, and might I add his sexy green eyes to stand out in the group.... gotta love it!Hey has anyone noticed Lance's undying hatred for Lou Pearlman and O-town. I mean out of the whole group he is the most fired up about "Making the Band" ( not like I ever watched it... only weirdos like ALYSE do that,j/k)But one other question about that whole issue. The guys talk about how they are upset that tv would air a show that depicts how bands are made (ya know in the whole fake bubble gum/ barbie factory) and they therefore hate O-town. But one question for you Lance... if you hate the whole idea of this stuff why is Eden's Crush touring with you guys for the Pop Odessey tour? I mean they are simply the female version of O-town. So why aren't you all pissed at them... ah maybe they don't care about the 'Crush chicks mainly for the reason that they are chicks... maybe they figured with them on tour two they might get some booty on the way.Of course I bet this was Lance's idea since I'm sure he hasn't gotten some in a while. I mean didn't he and Danielle break up in like '99 or something. Hmmm... must be following the way of Joey. But anyway enough ragging on Lance.
Anyway, forget about the *NSYNC jokes for a second. Sit back and think a sec, why we all really love these guys. Really... Is it their tasty good looks? Their sensual dance moves? Their cute interviews on MTV or Fox Family? Is it their independence that sets them apart from the other "boy bands"? Or could it be the fact that they are the only guys in the public eye that can be categorized in the same groups with those who watch Seasame Street AND its creators. But the more you think about what drew you originally to *NSYNC it has got to be the music. I mean why are you here now? What you just suddenly said "Hey I wonder what would happen if I typed nsync with an asteric in front of it into the search engine."? No... I didn't think so. Obviously if you are here now, at one point in your life you heard that catchy little tune called "Tearin' Up My Heart". "WOW!" you said, I wonder what else these guys can do. Then you learned that they had another song "I Want You Back". Then before you can even get through listening to that one, they pop out with another one. And in between following the law suits, the fashion crimes, and the baby stories you found yourself HOOKED! Am I right? So you find they have catchy tunes, sexy features, and suddenly find yourself fantasizing about them. But you want the hard core stuff. A story you can sink your teeth into and view yourself in as the love interest of your favorite guy... and guess what you come here to this site set up by two freshmen from Massachusettes.
Well, this is me on *NSYNC.........
Its good that by my fourth *NSYNC concert I have finally been able to
realize what its all about. Not the looks, the moves, or even the scary hair
cuts. It's all about the music. So even when they are old and you look back
and find yourself laughing at your obession for what four our more years of
your life just remember back then and even so its really not a humourous
thing. It doesn't matter, because today and even tomorrow as long as the
music is good and gets your foot tapping and body boppin' it was all real.
So no matter what... it was ALWAYS about the music.
Therefore...
*NSYNC is not five guys from Orlando...*NSYNC are good music that "get's you
high".