SIFF

U & I

Here we sit, you and I, just we two
Trying just not to keep in touch
With each other -I start thinking 
That it's really true
That two's not simply two
But always one too much

HOW I HATE YOU

You're just a waste of time
A rotting worm drowning in its own slime

Your taste, your smell 
Always reminded me hell
You stink like a skunk 
You're a stinking little heap of junk
Always when you're around 
You make my poor brain get sore
Because you're ugly, you're stupid
You're boring to the core
You're so diminutive and so disgusting 
There's nobody who likes you
And if you die -be sure- 
Nobody will care of you
So if somebody should tread you down 
Please don't try to resist
Because it will be too great a relief 
When you'll cease to exist
	

F* U 2

The sky is blue, the weather's fine
Birds are singing -it's springtime
There's only one sweet doggie
Pissing on my leg saying:
"F* urself!"

F*U2
I say F*U2
	
"If you kill your pet 
Please don't forget
To cut into pieces
And put into the freezer!"
Mama told me
	
The sky is blue, the weather's fine
Birds are singing -it's springtime
All is quiet all is calm 
If you miss your dog, please
F* URSELF
	
All is quiet all is calm 
The sky is blue, the weather's fine
Birds are singing -it's springtime
No bloody little doggie pissing in the park
No fucking doggie 
Needing being killed in the dark
No bloody little doggie pissing on my leg
No fucking masters
Needing being courteously told to
F* THEMSELVES
	
F* URSELF
I say F* URSELF
To you
	

RASTATOUILLE

Rasta don't eat fish
But Fishsticks are their favourite dish
Fishsticks with mushroom tea
And here we go again I-rie

Rasta don't rast out
But every time that they've got to shout
They talk to Jah and wait it out
Piecefully smoking their Ganjah
	
PEOPLE I LIKE IT
NOW YOU HAVE TO LIKE IT TOO
	
I don't know why every true Rasta 
Hate me, they tell me
That before I want to wear dreads
I should have put something into my head

Cuz I'm an incredibly stupid 
Ignorant -they say
So i throw away my Bob Marley stuff
And start listening Tekkkno again !

PEOPLE RASTA'S BORING
THAT'S WHAT I SAID
THERE'S NOTHING MORE STUPID
THAN A HEAP OF DREADS

yehyehyehyeh
	
yehyeh
	
oh yeh
	

SAY NO

SAY NO
To all the problems & fears that are filling your brain
To your whole bloody fucking Knowledge stuffed into it in vain
To all your failures & disgraces you caused since your birth
To the damn fact that your still alive
SAY NO TO YOURSELF

SAY NO to every teacher killing flies in front of you
SAY NO to every fly killing time just as you do
SAY NO to the headmaster
SAY NO to this whole school
Cuz it's completely full of idiots
And one of them is YOU
	
SAY NO to every loser trying to rap thinking he grooves
SAY NO to every tone deaf playing Guitar in front of you
SAY NO to this shitty english
SAY NO to this whole show
And shout aloud the FUCK-word
Cuz it's the only word we know
	
SAY NO
To all the problems & fears that are filling your brain
To your whole bloody fucking Knowledge stuffed into it in vain
To all your failures & disgraces you caused since your birth
To the damn fact that your still alive
SAY NO TO YOURSELF
	
"... Of course we all know that you young people
Have lots of problems; but if you try to find out 
Your favourite problem -as we did- you'll surely
find a solution to it very easily. Because your 
One and only real problem is simply: YOURSELF !"
	
SAY NO
To all the problems & fears that are filling your brain
To your whole bloody fucking Knowledge stuffed into it in vain
To all your failures & disgraces you caused since your birth
To the damn fact that your still alive
SAY NO TO YOURSELF
SAY NO TO YOURSELF
SAY NO TO YOURSELF
SAY NO TO YOURSELF
	

120 SECONDS

I love you
	
Every time that you catch me by my throat
And smash your fist right into my face
And when you press your boot on my airpipe
It's the sweetest feeling I can get from you 
	
So hit me again 
Crush me
Bruise me
Strangle me again
	
I won't feel it
I won't feel it
I won't feel it
It won't hurt me at all
	
Well this Chorus was simply great, wasn't it
Sooner or later they'll have to play this shit on MTV
And billions of fat and ugly people will buy it
Yeah, we're gonna be rich & fat & ugly too
It doesn' matter if we're not able to play it properly 
Even on this record...
And if we'll have to do it on MTV unplugged...?
Hm...ah...well, uhum
Oh, the chorus is coming again
	

I WAS BORN IN THE DIRT

I was born in the dirt
I never had no home
And the places I've lived
You don't want to know
But if you want to hear evil
Please come a bit closer

I used to burgle my neighbours
I used to blackmail my pa
Sometimes i tortured my granny
And raped worms in the dark
One day I strangled my teacher
And shot & blew up his dog
I had my dick sucked by satan himself
And set fire on his car
	
I wrote satanic verses
And tread down beatles in parks
Run over maniacs and perverts
And screwed their ears to my jaw
One day I married a light bulb
And then I fucked her to death
Now I sit here watching T.V.
Trying to stop my breath 
	
Oh
Why ain't I dead
Why ain't I dead
Why ain't I dead already ?