Deep in the heart of Orlando, Florida, *N SYNC is finishing their new album

Lance: We're done! Finally!
Chris: Yessss! Now I can FINALLY get my hair re-done.
*thought bubble* JC: I want a nap.
Justin: Do your hair later, Chris. Go get the master tape so we can hear our new tunes.

But before Chris can get the tape...
...Someone STEALS it!

Chris: Hey, the tape's been STOLEN!
Joey: Quit fooling around, that's our only tape.
Chris: I'm not kidding. Look! Whoever took it left this videotape.
*holds up the videotape which has "EVIL PLAN" printed on the front*

They pop in the videotape...

Person on the screen: My name is KING POLKA, and I've stolen your master tape. Why? Because like most villains, I plan to take over the world. HA HA HA HA HA.
Chris: Gasp!
JC: NO!
Joey: huh?
King Polka: How? When people buy your new album, they'll get my hypnotizing POLKA mix instead. After playing it just once, they'll be POLKA-IZED FOREVER! Soon, kids will listen to ONLY Polka music!
JC: Did you look behind King Polka? He was standing in front of the EIFFEL TOWER! He must be in...
Joey: WALT DISNEY WORLD!?!?! *quick note, Joey is stupid in this comic"
Justin: I think he was going to say PARIS, Joey.
Chris: LET'S GO! We gotta get our MUSIC back!
Lance: Yeah, before this POLA PLAGUE takes over POP!

The band heads to Paris...

Joey: UGGGHH, this lunch bag has leftover FOOD in it.
An 'N Syncer (not sure who): Joey, that's not a LUNCH bag...it's a BARF bag!
Chris: King Polka's not in Paris-But our FANS sure are!
Lance: He must have gone to another city. QUICK! Back to the plane.
*in Russia*
Justin: These Russians are really RUSHIN' after us!
Lance: QUICK! Back to the plane.
*in Africa*
Justin: King Polka's not here, either!
JC: I know we're big stars, but this is getting RIDICULOUS!
Lance: QUICK! Back to the plane.
*in Rome*
Chris: No one is Rome has seen King Polka!
Lance: QUICK--
Joey: Yeah, we know, we know...Back to the plane.

In every city, 'N Sync's fans keep up the chase...

*in England*
Joey: WAIT! Do you hear that?
JC: it sound's like...
Joey: POLKA MUSIC!
Justin: Yo, there he is!
Joey: Stop, in the name of...SUPER JOEY!

King Polka escapes--but he also drops a tape.

Justin: It's not our tape, but maybe it has a clue on it.
JC: Yeah, we'd better listen to it. You three go see if Mr.Funny Hat over there saw anything. *points to a guard*
*Justin and JC start to listen to the tape while the other 3 go see the guard*
Joey: He doesn't move!
Chris: Is he a statue?
Lance: *knocking on the guy* No, just English.
Joey: Look, they're playing the tape.
*OOMPAH, OOMPAH*
Lance: OH, NO! The tape has turned them into POLKA LOVERS!
*Justin and JC are doing a Polka dance

Meanwhile, in King Polka's secret lair...

King Polka: Those 'N Sync boys think they are so smart. But they have fallen into my TRAP. Now I will release their POLKA-IZED album and put the WHOLE WORLD in a POLKA TRANCE! HA HA HA HA HA HA!
King Polka: Polka trooper, give me my accordion, the POLKANATOR. I must practice my new song, You're Breaking Up My Polka. Ready or not world, here I come! HA HA HA HA HA!

Back at the band's hotel...

Joey: OH, NO! Our album is going to come out Tuesday. We'll lose our fans if they think we've gone polka. I mean, LOOK at these two! *points at Justin and JC who are still polka dancin'*

But Lance has a plan!

Lance: I might be able to make a gadget that will help us. You two look for King Polka. I'm going to work on Justin and JC.
*Chris and Joey go looking for King Polka*
Chris: This is getting DESPERATE. What are we gonna do?
Joey: I don't know. I wish we could redeive some kind of a sign.
Chris: That's it! Look over there on that wall!
*a sign posted on the wall is what Chris is talking about, it reads...*
The Polka Values Tour
starring:
KING POLKA
along with:
Master Polka
The Polka Chicks
Boyz II Polka
Polkasmith
Polka Daddy
Cher
Royal Albert Hall
Chris: How's THAT for a sign?
Joey: COOL! Let's go get Lance!
*back at the lab...or hotel which has turned into a lab*
Joey: Hey, we found out where that Polka Punk is going to be.
Chris: Uh, Lance? What are you doing?
Lance: It's simple. Since JC and Justin were Polka-ized by listening to KING POLKA'S music, I figured that listening to GOOD music would bring them back.
Joey: So what are you playing for them?
Lance: Our last album, of course.
*Justin and JC start coming to their senses*
Lance: It's working!
Chris: All right! Let's go kick some King Polka BUTT!

Royal Albert Hall

Justin: This line's as long as the line at our last concert.
Chris: Yeah, but I bet King Polka didn't sell out as fast as we did!
Justin: Come one, let's sneak in the back door.

Backstage...

Lance: Put on these earplugs, guys. They'll protect us so we can't be polka-ized.
Joey: Check it out-it's King Polka's dressing room!
Justin: Let's do it!
JC: Huh, what did he say?
*Chris kicks open King Polka's dressing room door*
Chris: Give it up, King Polka!
JC: Your plans are about to go POP!
Joey: Give us our music back!
King Polka: You want music? You got it! It's POLKA TIME!
Lance: Sorry, but your music can't hurt us.
Joey: Yeah, these earplugs have got the anti-polka flow!
JC: Let's BUST A MOVE over these POLKA PUNKS!
*'N Sync starts breaking*
King Polka: ATTACK, POLKA TROOPERS, ATTACK! YANK OUT THEIR EARPLUGS!
Polka Trooper: NO WAY, Boss! Look at those moves! They're GREAT!
King Polka: ARGHHHH! My perfect polka plans have perished! You haven't seen the last of me, 'N Sync!
JC: Geeze, I'd really hate to see him again.
Chris: Tell me about it-ECCHH, what an outfit.
Joey: I got the tape! Now let's go give that crowd a REAL show!
*onstage and performing*
'N SYNC: POLKA MUSIC HAS GOT TO GO...
...BECAUSE ONLY 'N SYNC HAS GOT THE FLOW!
Girl in the crowd: This doesn't sound like polka!
Girl in the crowd #2: Who cares?! These guys ROCK!

After the concert, the band relaxes backstage with their manager, Johnny Wright.

Justin: What a great show! Hey, Johnny, aren't you glad this polka mess is over?
Johnny: Over? Whaddya mean over? I just booked you guys for the POLKA-PALOOZA tour.
*holds up a polka suit*
*thought bubble* JC: I need a nap!
Chris and Lance: NO!!!!
Joey: D'OH! *slaps his forehead*
THE END!