I have come to a conclusion in my analysis of JC. Something just kept seeming off about him (aside from his cocaine addict teeth) It's his big ass head.MMMkay. See, he has a syndrome commonly known as "Rockhead". He apparently has a very bad case because he's just a big ole rock with legs coming out of his ass and arms coming out of his ears.
New Info On Old Rockhead.
Apparently I am not the only one to notice JC's rock-like cranium. Because, I have recently been put into contact with an old friend of JC's from elementary school. He told me of an incident that had occurred when JC was in 1st grade. A boy had screamed from across the playground "Hey you! Yeah, you, Rockhead, Eww...Nevermind turn your nasty rock booty around, Rockhead."
If you have any information about Rockhead contact the Rockhead foundation at
By phone: 1-800-1-big-head
Or if you're too poor to pay you're phone bill but, you stole a computer from you elderly neighbors By email: AllHailKingBigHeadJC@MyMommaDidCrackWhileSheWasPregnantWithMe
Or if you don't have any arms to steal a computer with, have a relative write a letter for you.
By Snail Mail:
King Rockhead JC
1506 Big Head Ave.
Rockville, CO 92695
Email: Nsane Girls
Don't let friend play with rockheads drunk....or something like that
