This is where we keep (and sometimes forget about) the Lance Puppy Face. Lance is the expendible puppy of the group, well because he is the bass. (Have you ever known any basses to make it to lead vocal status???) Nah, Lance Puppy is cool, we like to pick on him though. IT'S JUST SO EASY! (Heeheehee, Lance is easy...) :)
We AFFECTIONATELY call Lance "Expendible Boy" and we have a song for him about it! We also AFFECTIONATELY call him a lemming. We really don't know why, but ever since "Millionaire" we've called him "The Mississippi Lemming" and we even have a song for him about this too! :)
Hmmm... if Lance were a puppy, Lance would be a Golden Retriever, because he is loyal and true and sticks to his roots and his friends. THERE! We hope that made up for the 'Expendible' and 'Lemming' comments, OKAY???
Here is a list of questions not to EVER EVER EVER ask Lance, perchance you may meet him:
Hey Lance, where are you from? I didn't catch that the last time you said it.
Lance, can you ask me a silly question? *SMACK!* :)
Lance, what is the difference between 'unsettled' and 'urban'?
Lance, how much is thirteen, I mean, oops, a baker's dozen?
Lance, do you like horses? Can you ride a horse? Where would you ride a horse? In Mississippi?
Hey Lance, can I fill your pool full of Jello? :)
May we also recommend singing the 'Expendible Boy' theme song each time Lance says something about Mississippi, it will make your time spent with him ALOT less boring and ALOT more fun, especially if you ask the smacking question! :)
Look it's a Lemming! JUST FOR LANCE! It was our 21st Birthday present to him! We hope he takes good care of it in Mississippi. :)
Things We Associate With Lance
Toby
The Mississippi River
Justin Puppy Face
Chris Puppy Face
Lance's Book
Song's We Wrote for Lance
Lance's TOP TEN List
