Barney should eat all the Teletubbies and then die of indigestion or something.
He had the button up down preppy shirts, the tight jeans and the boots and his hair…ya know back in the old days when you put the bowl on your head and just chop!? (on when he first met Lance)
Hold The Pickle
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb up a tree and act like a nut... It's not really very funny, is it?'
I am a ski bunny, going down the slopes.
I do it once in a while, and now that I did it on TV a lot of people are asking me to do it. But I'll only do it once in a while.
I don't have a superman tattoo on my butt, I swear!!!
I don't play like a girl! I just can't play.
I guess just a big pool of jello, that's all I'm gonna say.
I liked doing all of them.
I’m just a guy in a world full of girls, what else am I supposed to do? Ignore them?
I'm gonna pee in my pants!
I picked my nose when I was young so now I have big nostrils.
I want to definitely touch.
I want to run around naked.
Just doing them has been the fun part.
Lance was sleepin' and I woke him up!
My wildest fantasy is a big pool of Jello. That's all I'm saying. You know, hang out with a bunch of people in a pool of Jello.
No matter what I do, I go to it full-tilt and can't be stopped!
...Or taking a hot bath.
Our fans are so loyal that even if our name was changed , they'd know we were still around
Pajamas my mommy got me for x-mas.
Underwear!
We call him Scoop cause he always knows everything! (about Lance)
We just used our mouths.
When asked how did you know you became famous: When I was put on a McDonald's cup.
Woah...woah!! That girl just checked me out!
