"Some of my outfits are so tight I can't wear underwear."
"I hope I don't make a mistake and manage to remain a virgin."
"I was so, like, whatever."
"There are Britney people and non-Britney people."
"Whenever I find a guy that I'm really interested in or attracted to, I just get a brain fart, I don't know what to say, I get so shy, I get butterflies in my stomach -- It's just so weird."
"The whole boob thing was, like, so retarted. ...I don't wanna say people (with breast implants) are wrong. But personally I could never do it."
"Britain is a pretty cool place. Bit I might ass a few rugs and a couple of lamps to Buckingham Palace to make it a bit more homey."
"When I have big video screens up (at a concert), a sound delay confuses the audience. They think I'm lip-syncing. But I'm singing my a** off."
"If I have on a short skirt it doesn't mean that I have low morals. I have very high morals, I don't believe in sex before marriage. I don't believe in drugs or even smoking. I believe in God."
"After a show, no matter if you're in a good mood or a bad mood, a dog loves you anyway."
"England is one of my favorite places -- the fans are just so crazy."
Spears formulates emergency plans in case her super-tight costumes ever split on stage: "I would just have to keep my butt tighty squeezed so that the fabric stayed in the same place! And I'd alert my stylist to get me something I could tie around my waist."
"I hope to live a long, healthy, productive and happy life. I would change my hair and feet."
"It's funny to me how (people) will talk about me showing cleavage and my belly, but they don't say anything about artists who accept an award and can't even talk because they're so drugged out."
"When you're really comfortable with someone you love, the silence is the best."
"I'd be a great girlfriend. I'd give my man space."
"Sometimes I want to show off more cleavage, but the record company doesn't like me drawing attention to my breasts because of the rumors, which is bad. I should be able to flaunt my femininity."
"The first day of making the video for 'Oops! ...I Did It Again' was fine. I had a red vinyl catsuit on and it made me look completely flat, so I had to wear those fake boobs. But then they stared falling down and I was so humiliated! We ended up having to sew them in."
"I would really, really, really like to be a legend like Madonna. Madonna knows what to do next, and when she's performing, the audience is just in awe of her."
"Just going to a resturant and having people expecting you to smile - there are days when, just like anybody else, you don't want to talk. You just want to be by yourself, and people get the wrong isea. They think you're a snob."
"Accually, the show was really, really good, because I didn't focus on my dancing so much, I just sang But I sat down and had one of those moments when I was PMSing or whatever and I started crying."
"I went hunting once with my ex-boyfriend. Ihad to sit in a deer stand and it seemed like I was there forever. Which was OK because it was really peaceful: I just sat there and listened to nothin, basically I couldn't do it everyday - some people, they're, like, obssessed with it."
"My audience might dig me so much or whatever because they see that I am, like, a down girl. You know what I mea? I don't have an ego and I'm not caught up in the business."
"I get the big ones in one little stash and the little ones in one little stash. I love it. It makes me happy." -Britney Spears has a new way of relaxing: rearranging elastic bands.