I voted no on the high school mileage
All I want to do is go raid and pillage
I’ve got my trusty cutlass in my hand
Gonna drive my van all across the land
I’ve sailed these lands for far too long
N’er thinking I’d done anything wrong
But my vessel has now come ashore
And your filthy existence will be no more
Everyone always runs off and screams
‘Cause I swing my blade like a dirty rotten fiend
The horizon is where I always lurk
Except in the morning when I am at work
I’ve sailed these lands for far too long
N’er thinking I’d done anything wrong
But my vessel has now come ashore
And your filthy existence will be no more
What’s a pirate to do? x7
What’s a salesman to do?
I voted no on the high school mileage
All I want to do is go raid and pillage
I’ve got my trusty cutlass in my hand
Gonna drive my van all across this
God-forsaken-bloody-scurvy-downright-blarmy-shark-infested-land
