Roadtrip to Where?
It's a Saturday night, we got nothing left to do
How do we entertain ourselves for an hour or two?
Then someone says it is time for a roadtrip
Somehow I knew those words would come from John's lips
You might think it's a little weird
But so's your mom, she has a beard
We're going to a town that's called Gay
It only has a bar and its ok
So we all scream "yeah!" and John gets his car
You better bring some music because I heard it's far
We pile in John's wagon and we are on our way
I can't believe someone would name a town Gay
You might think it's a little weird
But so's your mom, she has a beard
We're going to a town that's called Gay
It only has a bar and its ok
Crank up Atom and his Package, we'll sing it all night long
But please don't hit repeat, I'm tired of this song
We made fun of your mom just one too many times
Someone help me out, I need something else that rhymes
You might think it's a little weird
But so's your mom, she has a beard
We're going to a town that's called Gay
It only has a bar and its ok
We're going to Gay (repeat many times)
