Not a girl’s friend or foe,
He is just a silly Romeo.
What Romeo says and Romeo does
Every one thinks is out of love.
Romeo loves neither people nor girls,
But no one would guess in the whole world.
Who could Romeo love?
Even if you asked God above,
The only words for an answer
Would be simply, “Her name could be Anne, Sir.”
Anne? Is that not the name of the girl
He was last seen with on his World
Tour? Yes, it is, that sweet little Anne,
Who always said, “I’m his biggest fan.”
What ever happened to that poor little girl?
Was she left halfway around the world,
While her Romeo came to America,
And started to woo sexy Erica?
But now, where is Erica?
Since Romeo left America
To make beautiful harmony
In the land of Germany.
Rumor has it, once he reached Berlin,
He met a beautiful girl named Gretchen.
He is not a girl’s friend or foe,
All he is, is a silly Romeo.
March 2, 2000