All five boys are chillin over at Justin`s house. Joey walks in all giddy, holding a bag, and eating a hot dog.

Justin: YO, JOE! Wuz up witch ho?! Whats in da bag, yo? More Candy?

Joey: Actually, its the new BSB cd, actually....

Chris:[Spits his soda all over his laptop] What the FUCK you fat ass?! Dont you know your helpin those queers with album sells?!!

Joey: Who cares, Chris?! I bought it cuz Nick Carter gave me his hot dog if I did....

JC: You`d do anything for food, Cartman.

Joey:[Ignores the others, and put the cd in the cd player on "The Call".]

Justin: Yo! If we put dis ditty with "Digital Getdown", dat would be phat, yo!!!

JC: You are a cracker idiot, Justin.

Justin: Shut yo pipe hole, JC. Everyone knows everything tastes betta on a crack-a!

Chris:[Lookin at porn on his computer] That is true, JC.

[Joey puts on the next song.."Shape Of My Heart"]

JC: OH MY GOD! **Sniff** This is like "Music Of My Heart" with no Gloria! Those damn wanna-bes!!!

Joey: I still keep Kelly in the dark......I feed her sometimes...

[Everyone looks at Joey]

Justin: YO, SHAPE OF MY BALLZ YO! Dis song is WACK!

Lance: I like it! Especially Nick`s solo.

Jc:[Looks over at Lance] Lance? Remember how quiet you`ve been this whole time?

[Lance knods]

JC: Go back to that.

[Lance rolls his eyes, and continues painting his toe nails.]

Joey:[laughin and putting on a voice like a radio DJ] This song goes out to Britney Spears....

Justin: Yo Fatty!! Dont bring my bitch into dis, yo!!! I'll bust a cap in yo ass!!

JC: Diamonds, pearls, and white tank tops from Bannanna Republic........

[Everyone looks at JC]

Joey: get another girlfriend, man....

[Joey puts it on "Shining Star"]

Justin: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! WHAT IS THIS PIECE OF SHIT!!

Lance: This reminds me of "I Need Love"....

Joey: Its Not that bad, guys...

JC: Yea.....well, imagine yourself tied down and listen to this.......and "I Need Love" at the same time, Joey...

Joey:[Closes eyes] OH MY GOD.........[SKIPS a few songs to "Answer To Our Life"]

Justin :Yo...the beat is kinda phat....

JC: yea....

Joey:[starts singing]"Show me a reason, give me a sign......"

[EVERYONE STARTS SINGING EXCEPT CHRIS]

Chris: Excuse me, crackers.........

[Everyone realizes what they're doin and stops. Theres a long silence, and then Joey skips to "Everyone"]

Justin: yo! We have been thru days of thunder! Remember the Hurricaine a few years ago?!

JC: Yea......I remember how scared you were.

Chris: Yea...and even though it was your house you keep closing your eyes and chanting THERES NO PLACE LIKE HOME....

[Justin looks pissed, gets up and skips songs to "TIME"]

Justin: YO! WHAT THE FUCK IS DIS?!

Joey:[sniff] Remember when we had to sing in front of Lou without anything on but top hats and G-strings? I dont understand why we had to do it seperately...

JC: I dont remember doin that, man.

Justin: yo......my mom used to not feed me unless I sang.....and she told me that if things dont get better, it would be my fault.

JC: I remember........"Randal......if you dont get out there, Im going to put you in the cage with the monkey again....."

[Everyone looks at Justin]

Justin: WHAT YOU TALKIN BOUT, JC?!!! SHUT YO TRAP YO.

JC: well, thats what she used to say on the Mickey Mouse Club....

Justin: HUH.....we were just....HUH......practicing a role, yo.

[Joey giggles a little and skips to "Not For Me"]

Chris : NO NO UH UH??

Joey: Screenplay?

Lance:[get up to change songs]This song is way too confusing for you guys.

[He puts the cd on "Yes I Will"]

Justin :yo......dis song is sad. I open my eyes and see Britney.

JC: Why do you look disgusted?

Justin: Morning Breath, my brotha.

Lance: Yes I will, Nick......

Joey: Shut Up Woman!

Lance : You're just jealous! Nick will always be the man for me!!

JC: Lance......Nick isnt gay, and neither are you.

Lance: A girl can dream cant she......

Joey: Whoa.......this hot dog gave me gas.

[*NSYNC leave the room while Joey stands there farting]