Now I can see that we`re falling apart...

Well, I dont know where to start. Should I start on A.J`s shoes, pants, or tube top?!! Should I start talking about Howie`s hair, or the shirt he borrowed from his grandma?!! Kevin`s knitted sweater vest was just plain out......GAY. Brian and Nick were the only survivors of the dreaded "WHERE THE HELL IS ANGIE" crisis.I have to say sadly, that I was alittle embarrassed. I mean, when did Prince join the BSB?!! Let`s take a look at each member:

AJ: Let`s show MTV that I`m willing to kill anything and wear it..WITHOUT socks.

Kevin: Im old, yet giddy

Howie: GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDMAAAAAAAAAA....I WANNA BORROW YOUR SWEATER *WINK DROOL*, AND Nick has to braid my hair!!

Nick: Im Kurt Cobain.

Brian: Kev, you sure my toupe` is straight? I wouldnt want it to fall off as I tongue Leighanne on camera.

Bob Carter(Nick`s daddy)When did BSB turn into CRACKERS WITHOUT FASHION SENSE!!!!!

NICK COBAIN IN DA HOUSE!!!

Well, since the only one with sense, and the only SINGLE BSB at the awards was our very own Frack Carter, my new favorite BSB of the month is NICK! He looked HOT as hell, and he wore socks. My point: dont wear a tube top whe your singing about being larger than life...*SNIIIIIIIIF* A.J.

The Uglyness that is Leighanne

She is asking for a beat down. Look at him, hes begging to be freed from her evil, nasty, claws. She has a curse only a women that loves him as much as ME and Kat can save him from. We have a lot of work to do. Im thinking rat poison will do the trick.....

In conclusion, BSB if your reading this DONT YOU FUCKING EVER GET DRESSED IN THE DARK AGAIN, AND STAY AWAY FROM THE DAMN ZOO, A.J!!