To My True Love,
Let`s pretend, that one of the BSB or *N Sync members is MADLY in love with
you.....ever wonder what they would write you in a note to tell you?? Well, hehehehe....I
decided to show you what I think they would write. Just sit down and read what your
"man" wrote to you.
BACKSTREET BOYS LOVE NOTES
I was coloring my hair while smooking a big ass blunt, with my girlfriend Amanda, and I realized that there`s more of me to go around. Im the bone daddy. I lost my virginity when I was 14, so I can have all the girlfriends I want. So, I want you to be one of my ladies. We can scannnnnnnnnnnnnntly dress in the hot sun, and in the winter, AJ will be the one to keep you warm. I mean, DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYM I LOVE YOU! Think about it, Im gonna go pop my zit and smoke another ::sniff:: joint.
Love ya,
Boner
Hey Baby,
I know I never told you this, cause I knew you are hurting. You felt like you would never love again.
All Im asking, is for a chance...to prove that I...umm....damn, havent said that before.
Im old baby, and now that my viagra is working again, I am horny as a bumble bee without honey. I mean, I broke my masterbation arm snow boarding, and now I need you to come make me feel better. I love you baby. I will mkae you perfect, because Im a perfectionist, and Im good at that. Please, let me sing to you. NOW I CAN SEE THATY WE ARE FALLING APART......well, I gotta go pee, so answer me back soon.
Love you,
Kevy Kev
Hey!!
My name is Nickolas/nick/nicky (whatever I spell it) and I am a Aquarius and Im 18 years
old!! I think I am sooo sexy, and even though I have a girl friend, I tell everyone its my cousin. I
love to show off my dark roots and blinkin a lot turns on my sister, BJ...who I am sleeping with, but
dont tell anyone. I really think Im hot, and I remind myself of Leonardo Dicaprio.But...Im not him,
cause I am hotter than Leo. EAT YOUR HEART OUT. I have slept with Howie, but now I am
after Brian because he is hot hot HOT!!! Did I mention I was hot too. I was just wanting to tell you
I dig you because If I walk down the road with you, noone would look at you, cause I am hotter
than you. Next to me you look like crap. I am hot. Ok, well, tell me iof ya wanna get together, so I
can show you how to shake what your mama gave you, cause Im soooo goooood at it. Did I
mention I reside in Tampa??
Love ya!
Nick
P.S.
this was a letter to myself, but I decided to give it to you so I wouldnt seem so EGOtistical.
Hey there!
I have been watching you and I think your an angel. Did I mention that I cry? Oh, I do.....any place.
I will fall on my face for a laugh too and I would do anything to make you smile. Will you brush my
bald spot for me?? I have a dog named Tyke who needs just as much love as I do!! I have dated a
cousin once, but she broke my heart for my cousin Kevin. I would love for you to be my girl,
because your hair is blond and I LOVE DATING BLONDES. Expecially slutty ones that are in our
music videos. Or any blondes. If you got long nails and long legs, I AM SO YOURS......Im against
love before marriage.....but, for you huney, Ill loose my virginity, again.
I love you sooooo much.
Love,
B-ROK
whats up sweet heart!
This is Howie D. from the Backstreet Boys and I dig you sweet thang. I love you. I wish you would
pet me, and feed me cheese and Mexican food all day long and stuff like that *WINK*.*WINK* I
think you can help me with picking out clothes cause I dont think my taste is very good. I mean, the
fellas tell me orange and purple look good and stuff like that,like I say but I just dont know.
BACKSTREET BACK like I say. Did I mention *WINK* that my chest is sooooo hot.Like I say,
I try to show anyone I come in contact with like I say and stuff like that. Wanna see my chest and
stuff like that? I just took my shirt off so just close your eyes.......hot isnt it?Well like I say, Im gonna
go put more gel in my hair, and work on my wink for the next show and stuff like that. Remember,
my chest is awaiting. and like I say,BACKSTREETS BACK IN AMERICA!
Love,
Howie D.
*N SYNC LOVE NOTES
Hey there!
My name is poo-foo (kidding) Lance and I am 19 years old. I love the beach and I love you. Ive
liked you a lot but Im shy when it comes to girls. I think its cause I wear make-up like them, and Im
afraid that the girl will not like me cause Im wearing the wrong shade of lipstick. Would you like to
go horse back ridin some time?? I will sing the poo-foo song for you!!! Yea, hehe, well, you can
make fun of me, but I try. I see you all the time, and I can see you have good make-up qualities so your perfect for me.Can I call you Toby. Im from Mississippi....did you know that, Toby? I also noticed you dont have a neck. My ex doesnt have a neck either. She was my pet monkey. Did I mention, Im from Mississippi?? Well, Toby, Im off to Learn to dance.
Love,
Lancette...umm....LANCE
Hey doll face,
my name`s Chris and I think your pretty fly for a white guy.hahaha...wasnt that funnie!!! Well, Im
kidding (as usual) but you are fly and I wanna make you my fly "girl", get it?!! Well, Im a funnie guy
that wants a funny looking girl...hahaha ha ha. Im kidding!!! Justin tells me Im funnie! I believe him,
because he is my best friend. He also says I loook good in overalls. Did I mention I was 28 years
old?? Well, your cool and Id love to get together to make you laugh! Did you hear what I said on Regis and Kathy Lee..... Joey wouldnt make it..ha ha
ha....too funnie! I cut my hair and now all the babes want me.....HAHAHAHAHA....I got hair in places you wouldnt wanna know, and Im a heart trobe!! GO FIGURE!! Well, let me know if your willing to be my lady. Im still a virgin!!!HAHAHAHA.....IM SO FREAKING FUNNY!!
Love,
Chris(funnie guy)
Hey suga,
my name is Justin and I be in to you, yo! You make my skin crawl and I just wanna piece of that
Ass!! Yo be the one I is thinkin bout, you know what I sayin?? Well, I be fine as hell and I think
you and I should gets togeha and make some huney cause like I been sayin, you is a piece of HOT
DAMN! Ill be all over that mug like coa-coa! Well, fly girl, I gots to go chill with my homies, but I
wanna see you REAL SOOON. You is Suga and spice and everything and a bag of chips! I think you is PHAT (pretty hot and temping) and I wanna make you my bo in da back of my Benz, yo. I is all wit it!!! Baba, You strait out FLY, no what I is sayin?!! Dayum, I wanna rub my body wit chu. Well, I gota to jet, cuz my posse waitng out back for me to steal dis tv for da family. Get back wit me yo fione bitch!
BOO-YA!
Love,
J-man
Hello,
M--I-C-See, I told you I WAS ON THE MICKEY MOUSE CLUB K-E Y-Why? because I was horny and wanted some from the girls on the show. M-O-U-S-E. Hey there? Are you feeling my Tims my baggy jeans my mickey mouse shirt? I know you like it when a man can keep it clean. Wanna go get a soda. Golly, your sweal. I saw you at a party I wasnt invited too, but I had to go so Justin wouldnt get drunk again and start to strip on the table, and I wanted you so bad. I dont know why, but you make my sky blue, and my teeth white. Did I mention I was a mousekeeter?? I love you, and I love to sleep, so will you sleep with me?? Let me know!!!...
Love,
J.C.
P.S.
did I mention I was on the Mickey Mouse Club?
Hi who ever this is!
I have so many girl friends, I wouldnt know, but I love you. I wanna be with you all day long and I
wont cheat on you. I promise. I will eat your food though. All of it, you MIGHT be able to have a
bite, but only if you PUT OUT. I love u and I love Denny`s. They have a great breakfast menu. Did
you know that?? mmm...well, I gotta go mail all my love letters for today, but remember I have a lot of girlfriends but you, whoever you are, are my favorite. AND JUSTIN IS WRONG IM NOT MILKING IT. I really do love you. I do not dance hammy....where was I? Oh, gotta go, Club is opening and I got girls I have to stalk in get theeir digits.
JOEY
Email: stufflikethat69@hotmail.com
