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{I could not find a pic of *N Sync from the MTV VMA's so I put this one up....sue me.}

This is Kat here and I have been given the pleasure of reviewing *N Sync's 30 second performance on the MTV Music Awards. It wasn't that great except for the extreme close-ups of JC having spazz attacks and Kid Nicky admiring Justin, when she could see him.

*N Sync shared the stage with the "Queen of Pop" Britney-look-at-my-fake-tan-Spears. It started out cute, with the guys and Brit's dancers in class. Suddenly, a teacher's voice (which sounded just like Brit) called out the roll. Britney showed up to school in a black and silver glittery tank top and tight ass hoochie mama pants, which is so unrealistic. However, she sang like 2 lines from "Baby One More Time" and began danced like she was on the grind. When it was over, the teacher yanked her ass outta the classroom and.....

"*NSYNC...You May Now Perform!"

Hell yeah! Now dats what I'm talkin' about! They stand up on their desks and I feared for their lives. I tried that in class once and I almost fell over. Some remix of "Tearin Up My Heart" military style began to play.

The camera liked JC, which made me very happy. I noticed a "Lion" tattoo on his upper left arm. OMG..what the hell is that? Isn't he scared of needles? Tell me its fake! It did look sexy on his bulging biceps! NIcky was moping cuz she could barely see her "Curly" who was dancing like a fuh-reak, but in a good way! :)

So, they only got to sing the first half of the song cuz Brit took up too much time with her fake tan and hair extensions. Again, Nicky believes that MTV has a "Justin Conspiracy". Which makes you wonder cuz they always mention how they love JC...hmmmmm!

Anyhow, I think that their performance was so-so. It was good,but too short and that remix was kinda weird. Oh yeah....how come Ronald McDonald got to dance? Where the hell was Joey? Probably mackin on Brit backstage...who knows?! In short, *N Sync should've gotten more stage time like BSB!

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