My name is Curly and I got a big nose,
I am very pretty,
and I got a big hose,
I talk like I'm black,
I'm white in fact,
when people hear me talkin,
they say its really WACK,
I know Im from the country,
And Im white as rice,
but it makes me lots of money,
so that is very nice,
I dance real fly,
Im a real nice guy,
I watch the honies in my Benz,
as they walk by,
baby blue is my color,
I wear it everyday,
Im now old nuff to go clubbin,
so JC,
get the hell out the way,
Basketball is my sport,
I play it everyday,
the fellas say I'm magic,
And I like it dat way,
Chris buys me beer,
he is my best friend,
He taught me about sex,
When I was only 10,
Well my moms is callin,
so I gotta fly,
thanks for talkin to me baby
and thanks for droppin by
YA LIKE DAT DONCHA! PEACE!
I'm the PHAT one,
and Im here to say,
Im the PHAT one,
and its girls I lay,
Im an Italian homeboy,
and I find it kinda rude,
With all the comments about my body,
on the computer tube,
I am not stupid, EASY or fat,
That kinda hurts my feelings,
yo!
Whats up wit dat?!
All the comments I have read made me sad
and in the dump,
My mama said Im not fat,
Im pleasantly Plump,
Superman`s my hero,
He flys in the sky,
I partied with AJ,
Now I feel really high
I am not stupid,
I am very smart,
Chris makes me look that way,
He is an old fart,
He always narks on me,
anyway he can,
he`s only jealous,
cause he`s his own number 1 fan,
I gotta go now,
An ALL YOU CAN EAT opened today,
Listen to what I said,
And lets keep it that way,
I need to sing more,
and that is no lie,
If Justin takes another one of my solos,
I think I might cry
My names Lansten,
I think I might hurl,
My fans all make fun of me,
They think Im a girl,
I am a man,
I know this for a fact,
I look in my pants,
Whenever I can,
Into my heart,
A sweetie I have twirrled
I am now dating,
the girl From Boy Meets World,
She has no Neck,
I totally agree,
but my friends all say,
She`s prettier than me,
my favorite hobbie is to horse back ride,
I stopped doin that,
After my horse Tobby dead,
So now Im sad,
OH WOE IS ME
Oh well,
who cares,
Im from Mississippi,
I cant really dance,
I know,
But I try,
when Im asked about my girlfriend,
I always have to lie,
Well, I gotta go,
Justin`s callin me,
He`s tryin to teach me to dance,
woo-hoo,
go me!
I am the Jazzman,
They call me JC,
I am very famous,
I was host of the MMC,
I have a big nose,
and my teeth are yellow,
Im a hell of a guy,
and a pretty swell fellow,
I was raised in the suburbs,
Dancing is what I like to do,
When Lou ignores me,
I feel kinda low,
I try to kiss his ass,
whenever I can,
He seems to like Justin more,
He has a better tan,
I do have a lot of solos,
which is a very good thing,
me and Justin think its funny,
cause Lance and Joey,
never get to sing,
We take all their parts,
we do all that we can,
more solos for me,
just means another JC fan,
I gotta go now,
We have reached the breaks,
I'll steal another solo,
and do whatever it takes
Hi,
Im Chris,
Skating is my game,
Im 27 years old,
so that sounds pretty lame,
Im very funnie,
Justin tells me its true,
But if someone bought me beer,
Id lie to them too,
I like to tease Joey,
It is so much fun,
hes very dumb though,
So I never have to run,
Hes gaining the pounds,
so dancing is getting harder,
He is kinda chubby,
Like his hero,
Nick Carter,
I have the coolest hair,
that you ever did see,
I like to spin records,
and It hurts when I pee,
I have a daughter,
she is very pretty,
Taylor is her name,
and she is very witty,
I tell people shes my sister,
Which is kinda rude,
I have no other option,
I need fans too,
Im very sweet,
to the girls I meet,
I had sex with a minor,
In my backseat,
I probably shouldnt be so wierd,
But that is my only art,
Im the only one that went to college,
So that makes me pretty smart,
I gotta go now,
Justin needs some more beer,
Whenever you wanna do something Crazy,
Like play golf,
Remember, Im here
