JUST GOT SPAYED
just got spayed!
Vetinary fright!
No more hoppin!
Don't feel right!
My booty's shakin
While I frown
Was fine, then BAM
Got my tuuuuuubes ripped out!
he grabs the themometer
i start to speak high
coz that damn vet
is sticking it up my behind
dogs are barking
all outside
but i gotta stay here
and get my tubes tied
feeling so good
ah crap the anesthetic is starting to work
working yeah
working (sung looking a bit dazed and confused)
oh oh oh ohhhh
ohhh just got spayed
veterinary fright
No more hoppin
Don't feel right
my booty's shakin
While I frown
Was fine, then BAM
Got my tubes ripped out!!
yo see my shagging days are impossible
coz i gots no tubes
so im unf**kable
and its probable
when u come up to my tail
ill be saying hell no i cant make kittens now!
see all u tomcats thought u had it made
saw me stroll by u saw an easy lay
and u notice im frowning its been a grumpy day
coz i just got spayed
on the floor
rolling to the beat
i always sure looked sweet
fine young tomcat, standing by
come on baby show me some of your might
u used to love the way that i move
u said that i sure looked sweet when i was
meowing to the beat
but u know ive had my tubes tied now baby, so
we cant get down, no sorry we cant get down!
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chorus
say ouch
say ouch
say me-ow
say me-ow
ouch me-ow
ouch me-ow
ooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuucccch!
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