Maria hung her poster of Youngstown on her wall while humming to the tune of "Pedal To The Steel". She was so excited. In just one week, she'll be hearing that same song live sung by her favorite band in the world.
"Damn, they're fine." she said out loud.
Little did she know, that concert will change her life forever.
Chapter One
"So your definately coming? That is so great! Eeeee!"
"God, Maria, you really don't need to shout in my ear like that."
"Well, sorry, i am just so glad that i get to see my favorite band with my favorite friend!"
" Yeah I can't wait to see some gay queer band dancing around doing pelvic thrusts all over the place and having prepubescent girls screaming their names."
"Jeez, Brooke you don't have to suck the fun out of everything that brings me joy in my life."
"Sorry, well I have to get going. Morgana wants me to go to the movies with her."
"Okay, well have fun."
"Yeah, bye"
"Bye"
Brooke sighed and hung up the phone. She really hates Youngstown but she'd do anything for Maria. They have been friends since they were in diapers. But still, she cringed at the thought of the concert.
Ding-Dong!
The doorbell took Brooke out of her trance. She grabbed her coat and ran downstairs to open the door.
"HEY"
"Hey Morgana."
"Ready to go?"
"Yup"
Morgana looked at Brooke as they started towards the mall,and said, "You look pretty today."
"Um, thanks i guess" Brooke said. She doesn't really understand Morgana's weird comments like that.
"I'm really glad we are going to the movies together. I have wanted to get to know you better." said Morgana.
"Okay"
Brooke quickly changed the subject and told Morgana about the concert until they arrived at the theater.
Ingo is walking down the street, heading to Maria's house when all of a sudden he hears a very fast walking noise.
"Hey Ingo! Wait up!"
Ingo turned around,"Oh, hi...Holly."
"My name is not Holly! It's Ivy, Poison Ivy. You know that!"
"Oh, I thought that was your middle name. Well, whatever. I gotta go."
"Hey Wait! Where is your sexy bod heading off to without me?"
"Ugh...well I am going to my GIRLfriend's house"
"Oh are you sure you don't want a quick gang bang first?"
"No positive whore"
"Well! Fine then, I am too good for you anyways!"
Holly walked off in her short skirt up to her buttocks and her 3 inch heels. She stumbled a little and Ingo started laughing. She glared at him and walked off. Ingo continued walking to Maria's. He saw some woman looking at the window at him glaringly. He got scared and ran the rest of the way to Marias.
Kelly Koolwhip closed her drapes and sat on her bed writing in her Spy Log.
"Hmmmm...That seemed a little suspicious. I wonder if that handsome young man and that slutty girl were planning some secret plan against the US government. It must be some kind of conspiracy. She was running off to make some homemade explosives. I know it!"
Kelly finished writing and went back to her window.
Shawn and Nicolette were walking down the street towards her house.
"That was a wonderful date." Nicolette said.
"Yeah, well I probably won't be able to see you ever again after you get all famous with your modeling career and all. You'll just hook up with some hunky actor and then love him and not me."
"WHAT! I can't believe you think that. Don't you trust me?"
"I trust you but I don't trust the other guys in the world."
"Well, baby, I love you more than anything and I just don't want ot lose you."
All of a sudden some weird girl in a Batman costume ran across Nicolette's front porch.
"I am Batgirl! Here me roar!"
"Eew, get away from here." Nicolette said.
"I am very hungry for black erasers! Will you light my tulips for me???"
"Umm no please leave phsycho now." Shawn said.
"Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" Batgirl said and ran off into the moonlight."Gotham City needs me!"
"Yeah, so does the institution." said Nicolette.
"Umm, well i love you blah blah blah and everything else that we've gone over 50 times."
"Yeah I know, lets go f*ck."
They start making out and go into the house.
Chapter 2
*A Week Later at the concert*
"Oh my god! They're about to come onstage!" said Maria
"I can't wait" Brooke sarcasticly replied.
Youngstown came out on the stage singing "Who rocks the party who rocks the party?"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" The crowd is screaming their heads off. Brooke just yawns.
"HaHa hey Maria look at those girls over their who just passed out."
"Oh my god Brooke look at Sam! He looks so gorgeous."
"Eew he's a frickin mexican or something like that."
"Shut up Brooke, oh god i am gonna die right here!"
"Please don't leave me in this hellhole alone!" Brooke looks around at all the screaming girls.
"Aah! Oh my god Sam is smiling at me!"
"Whatever Maria" Brooke looks bored.
Meanwhile....
DC is looking out at the audience as he sings "Pedal To The STeel". His eyes see a beautiful girl who stands out because she is the only person not singing along. He is astounded by her exotic beauty. He can't take his eyes off her the whole time.
Back to the Girls...
"Oh my god, Brooke, I swear that DC is staring at you. Oh my god! He wants you so bad!"
"Eew, I don't think so." All of a sudden a strange girl walks up to Brooke.
"What the f*** is your problem ho?" the eccentric girl said.
"Oh, hi Shanene. What are you doing here?" said Brooke
"Hmmmph" Shanene storms off angrily.
"Bitch" Brooke said, "that girl has some serious issues."
"Has she ever said anything else to you ever?" Asked Maria.
"No, she doesn't say anything to anyone except what the f*** is your problem."
"How weird."
"Oh MY GOD!" screamed Maria. The whole crowd was screaming.
"What's going on?" asked Brooke.
"IT'S LEE THOMPSON YOUNG! HE IS THE BEST RAPPER IN THE WORLD!!!" Maria screamed.
"Eew, he looks the famous jett jackson" Brooke said. Then she heard lee rap "My name is Silverstone" so that kinda gave it away.
"Ya Ya you go boy!" said some boy in a chinese accent.
Brooke turned around and gave him a strange look. He was like 17 years old.
"Hi my name is Si Chompson Chung. I love SIlverstone! GO SILVERSTONE! WhoooWHooo!" the Chinese Boy said.
"Okay...hi." Brooke was a little frightened. Si was singing along with youngstown and Lee and knew all the words to the rap.
"Where's Kayla and JB? And Artemus??? He's hot!" Si said.
"Ummm i don't know." said Brooke.
"Ya, Artemus is vedy sexay."
"Uhuh. Well...." Brooke walked away very fast while Si was stil talking. She grabbed Maria and they moved.
"What was that for?" Maria asked.
"Sorry that boy was scaring the shit out of me!" Brooke told her.
"Well okay the concerts almost over anyway." Maria said.
They stayed the rest of the concert and Maria had a great time. She swore that DC was staring at Brooke the whole time. She knew it. But she also couldn't take her eyes off of Sam. She couldn't help but think that he was a little sexier than Ingo.
*The next day*
"Maria, telephone!" her mom shouted.
"Okay!" Maria picked up the phone."Hello?"
"Hey, sweetie pie"
"Hey Ingo!"
"How was the concert?"
"Wonderful"
"Great, listen, me, shawn, nicolette, morgana, and brooke are going to the mall later, wanna come?"
"Yeah, Pick me up."
"Okay bye"
"Bye"
*Later On*
"Hmmm, I wonder where those two are going off to? Seeking their alien families so they can establish world domination? Haha, I know it. But those too won't get away with it! I'll just record this in my Log and go to the police. But wait, I need more evidence! But they shall not succeed! If its the last thing I do!"
Kelly Koolwhip finished writng and went back to her window. She saw the slutty girl across the street leave her house with her purse.
"There must be some kind of weapon in there. I better board up the house or she may come after me too."
Kelly went and gathered her wood and tools.
Ingo and Maria were driving in their car. They saw a strange lady looking at them through her window then disappearing.
"That lady is so weird. She is always at that window." Maria said.
"Yeah, she doesn't scare me though." Ingo said.
"Eew, there's that slut Holly."
"Oh god I hope she doesn't see me."
"Hopefully she is not going to follow us."
Holly stepped out of her house and saw a car. Holly saw a girl in a cape run in front of the car.
"Just stay put! I will save you from Mr. Freeze!" The girl said and ran off."NananananananaBATGIRL!"
"What a phsycho!" Holly then noticed that the car had Ingo and Maria inside of it.
"Well, they think I don't know where they are going. Well I do. Thanks to that strange girl Morgana wanting so badly to be my friend. Now I can try and get that whore and her manwhore boyfriend to satrt respectin me. And maybe I'll get laid while I'm at it."
Holly walked off and heading to the bus stop but noticed something.
"Eew why is that lady looking at me again?"