Wardrobe Malfunction
Author : Brother Kael
Rating: General
Summary: Short, humour drabble. Lucian and Michael in a room.
Disclaimer: Underworld and its characters are the property of Screen Gems, Lakeshore Entertainment, Kevin Grevioux, Len Wiseman and Danny McBride.
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Lucian and Michael in a room.
"Lucian."
"Hey, Michael, you have very prominent clavicles."
"Thank you. I just had them polished."
"What an idiot. I can't believe I died for you."
THE END
