sorry...?

here are some innocent sentences that can come out totally messed up and sound really dodgy. if you can think of any more, plz send them to me at lil_kittykat_uk@hotmail.com thank you!

all of the ones with a * next to them have really been said by me or my friends!

1. sentence - how big is your hard thing? *

    translation - what size is your hard drive?

2. sentence - i'm waiting for a blow. *

    translation - katie is angry, i think she is going to hit me.

3. sentence - he can't get it up. *

    translation - he can't get his coursework mark up.

4. sentence - keep your wandering hands off my balls. *

    translation - don't move my balls (said during a game of pool).

5. sentence - i can't get my leg up. *

    translation - i can't trip him up from here.

6. sentence - i want that saucy thing. *

    translation - can you pass me the ketchup please?

7. sentence - can i use your rubber jonny? 

    translation - can i borrow your rubber, jonny?